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  • Levi Jones
    Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
    Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
    Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
     
    • Jul 2009
    • 13930

    #1

    More proof Facebook kills!

    The evils of farmville even affect pretty white girls.





    Woman Kills Baby For Interrupting Farmville Session


    A 22 year-old woman from Jacksonsville, Florida has pleaded guilty to killing her baby son over a game of...Farmville. Alexandra V. Tobias says her three-month old child, Dylan Lee Edmondson, had been crying while she was trying to play the popular Facebook casual game. This angered Tobias, who told authorities that she shook the baby, had a cigarette to calm herself down, then shook him again. It's believed he "may have hit his head during the shaking".
    Dylan's death was classified as second-degree murder, a charge that carries the possibility of a life sentence in prison.
    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
  • Raimund
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Oct 2010
    • 182

    #2
    Re: More proof Facebook kills!

    Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
    The evils of farmville even affect pretty white girls.


    Second Degree,,,, WHAT!!!!!!
    This bitch should be sitting her a§§ in old Sparky.

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    • BelieverInGod
      Fourm Member
      Forum Member
      • Feb 2010
      • 9269

      #3
      Re: More proof Facebook kills!

      True, and think of the neglected pets out there.

      Drama queen

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      • Raimund
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Oct 2010
        • 182

        #4
        Re: More proof Facebook kills!

        I don't understand it, I clicked water every day, and I clicked fertilize once a month, but just looked out my window today, and saw this, I think I need to call the Facebook people and ask what it is I should do next.

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        • Nachodemon
          Unsaved trash
          Under Investigation
          • Oct 2010
          • 13

          #5
          Re: More proof Facebook kills!

          She must've been a joo. First killing Christ, then killing an innocent baby. Who's next?

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          • Raimund
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Oct 2010
            • 182

            #6
            Re: More proof Facebook kills!

            Originally posted by Nachodemon View Post
            She must've been a joo. First killing Christ, then killing an innocent baby. Who's next?
            The garden will be next, but she need not worry, the Florida Department Of Corrections will feed her for now on, they still remember how to water a garden manually. Maybe the Fla. D.O.C. should feed her with Facebook games.

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            • Nachodemon
              Unsaved trash
              Under Investigation
              • Oct 2010
              • 13

              #7
              Re: More proof Facebook kills!

              Originally posted by Raimund View Post
              The garden will be next, but she need not worry, the Florida Department Of Corrections will feed her for now on, they still remember how to water a garden manually. Maybe the Fla. D.O.C. should feed her with Facebook games.
              Facebook games make enough joo mothers obese and useless(more than usually) already, though. Why not make a facebook game that helps them though! Jesusville!

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              • Rev. M. Rodimer
                Honorary True Christian™
                Forum Member
                • May 2008
                • 13996

                #8
                Re: More proof Facebook kills!

                Originally posted by Nachodemon View Post
                Facebook games make enough joo mothers obese and useless(more than usually) already, though. Why not make a facebook game that helps them though! Jesusville!
                What a great idea!

                You could plant churches around the country, and tend to them. If you fail to tend your flock, it goes to Hell.
                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                • Titus Templeton
                  Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
                  Jesus macht frei
                  True Christian™
                  • Aug 2010
                  • 5912

                  #9
                  Re: More proof Facebook kills!

                  Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                  What a great idea!

                  You could plant churches around the country, and tend to them. If you fail to tend your flock, it goes to Hell.
                  And if you bored you can hunt some witches.
                  -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
                  -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
                  -Holocaust Jokes
                  -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
                  -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
                  -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
                  -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
                  -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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                  • Daisy Mae Johnson
                    The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                    Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                    aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 15708

                    #10
                    Re: More proof Facebook kills!

                    What a beautiful young lady.

                    She was probably driven to murder by the demons in her computer. I bet someone looked at rock music videos or porn while she wasn't home and infected her computer with demons.

                    Poor thing. She will probably have to spend the rest of her life in prison because some pervert used her computer for evil.
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