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If you were to write a new book of the Bible, what would you put in it?
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Re: New New Testament
That would be blasphemy.Originally posted by hankerins View Post
Deuteronomy 4:2 Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: New New Testament
Even if it contained even more justification for xenophobia, racism, homophobia, misogyny, child abuse, spousal abuse, elder abuse, animal abuse, environmental abuse, and trickle-down economics?Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostThat would be blasphemy.
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Yes, it would still be blasphemy, hatemonger.Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
"Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32
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Re: New New Testament
You could write on your experiences in Hell for making blasphemousness comments.Originally posted by hankerins View Post
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.Comment
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Re: New New Testament
Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
Lisa, I checked out your link for the SLUT magazine. I was wondering how can I get a subscription for my daughter? I'm certain she would love to have that as well as that tote. ThanksJudge not, Lest ye be Judged.Comment
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Re: New New Testament
If I were to write a new Bible, the title would be the truth and nothing but the truth, "New Bible Writen By A Complete Fool", that would be the title.Originally posted by hankerins View PostComment
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Re: New New Testament
The Bible was written by men inspired by God right? So what if God inspired you to write a new book of the Bible about all the great things that have happened since the time of Jesus? Surely if God were to choose someone for this task, He would pick a member of the Landover Baptist Church because you guys are the only ones who follow his word exactly. Maybe He would want a book explaining how America is the new holy land, since America never comes up in the KJV1611 but it is clearly God's favorite country.Comment
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Re: New New Testament
Did you even bother to read the responses in this thread, or just spew out more ridiculous nonsense?Originally posted by hankerins View Post
If God wants to change the Bible, He is more than adequately capable of doing so. However, He has commanded us not to add to or remove from it. To do so results in damnation.
Here's an idea: Why don't YOU write a new book of the Bible?
Enjoy Hell.
Bible boring? Nonsense!
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You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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I did read the responses, and I read yours. I guess I'm confused then. I thought that God divinely inspired men to write the KJV1611. Is that wrong?Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View PostDid you even bother to read the responses in this thread, or just spew out more ridiculous nonsense?
If God wants to change the Bible, He is more than adequately capable of doing so. However, He has commanded us not to add to or remove from it. To do so results in damnation.
Here's an idea: Why don't YOU write a new book of the Bible?
Enjoy Hell.Comment
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Re: New New Testament
What part ofOriginally posted by hankerins View Post
Deuteronomy 4:2 Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you.
did you not understand?
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!Comment
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Re: New New Testament
It says "Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you" so if God commanded you to write something else that wouldn't be blasphemy.Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View PostWhat part of
Deuteronomy 4:2 Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you.
did you not understand?Comment
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The Bible is perfect we now have to wait until Jesus is back.Originally posted by hankerins View Post-The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
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Re: New New Testament
How does this glorify God? You are speaking prattle, wasting His precious bandwidth, in my humble opinion.Originally posted by hankerins View Post
Matthew 12:36 "But I say unto you, That every idle word that men shall speak, they shall give account thereof in the day of judgment."
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Revelations 6:16
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Fall on us, and hide us from the face
of him that sitteth on the throne,
and from the wrath of the Lamb"Comment
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