[Brother Temperance]

Re: Brother Mike’s status.

Zeke!! For a christian pastor you sure have a dirty mind!! Lilith was NOT implying that she has sex with rottweilers, merely that rottweilers are, under the tough exterior, sweet and affectionate dogs who are extremely loyal to their masters.

Google "Cadey-Lee Deacon." Go on. I dare you.

[Glendora Christianson]

Re: Brother Mike’s status.

Google "Cadey-Lee Deacon." Go on. I dare you.

What a sad story! I have never felt that Rotties were any more dangerous than any other breed. I have however, known of many instances where a pet could sense evil and act accordingly . . . Perhaps the five month old was a homer and this was HIS way of sparing the family the agony of raising the Hellish child?

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Brother Mike’s status.

What a sad story! I have never felt that Rotties were any more dangerous than any other breed. I have however, known of many instances where a pet could sense evil and act accordingly . . . Perhaps the five month old was a homer and this was HIS way of sparing the family the agony of raising the Hellish child?

Hmm, that's certainly one possibility... but if dogs can sense evil, how come Helsing's familiars haven't turned on her yet?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Brother Mike’s status.

Hmm, that's certainly one possibility... but if dogs can sense evil, how come Helsing's familiars haven't turned on her yet?

Well they are familiars; demons in the shape of animals to do the witches bidding. Like I said I rather keep a fire arm than use an animal for self protection that is kept alive from the blood of my body.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Brother Mike’s status.

Well, seeing as you don't seem to care for my dear Daisy and Raptor, after I so kindly offered to have them eat Brother Mike's remains (which are probably going off now) you can darn well have your own hunting dogs eat him.
Hmph.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Brother Mike’s status.

Meat like that isn''t good for hunting dogs. Just toss the body in the woods. As soon as it start smelling and the pigs can find it, there won't even be a tooth left.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Brother Mike’s status.

What a preposterous idea. Everyone knows that's what wells are there for.

[lilith]

Re: Brother Mike’s status.

What a preposterous idea. Everyone knows that's what wells are there for.

Oh no - can't risk polluting the water supply.
However...considering what Brother Mike was full of (no disrespect to him...well,not much) I believe he'd make excellent compost.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Brother Mike’s status.

Excellent!!! There you go, he can be added to the landover compost heap!! Problem solved.

[Enobarbus]

Re: Brother Mike’s status.

Zeke!! For a christian pastor you sure have a dirty mind!! Lilith was NOT implying that she has sex with rottweilers, merely that rottweilers are, under the tough exterior, sweet and affectionate dogs who are extremely loyal to their masters.

Under their tough exterior rottweilers are stupid and brutal dogs who are loyal to their masters because they mistake their masters for dogs like themselves, and which see human babies and children as their prey.

This is why they are so beloved of wickedans and pagans and other foul santanicly inspired creeds: they are used to help kidnap Christian babies for sacrifice and for unspeakable acts of a carnal nature that I would rather not go into detail about where any of the good ladies of Landover may see it.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Brother Mike’s status.

Under their tough exterior rottweilers are stupid and brutal dogs who are loyal to their masters because they mistake their masters for dogs like themselves, and which see human babies and children as their prey.

Balderdash!!
They are loyal because they are wonderful, loving dogs who adore their masters and would do anything to protect them, and keep them safe.

This is why they are so beloved of wickedans and pagans and other foul santanicly inspired creeds: they are used to help kidnap Christian babies for sacrifice and for unspeakable acts of a carnal nature that I would rather not go into detail about where any of the good ladies of Landover may see it.

I've said it before and I'll say it again, Pagans are not involved in bestiality!!! If you wanna go down that track, have the surveillance cameras in the landover woods shown what things Mike coupled with before meeting his untimely demise?
And you call others zoophiles. Shame on you.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Brother Mike’s status.

Under their tough exterior rottweilers are stupid and brutal dogs who are loyal to their masters because they mistake their masters for dogs like themselves...

That explains it! Perfectly!