[SUV]

Re: God’s Wife.

Bathtub

Please Cease and Desist this cozying-up with our Godly Brother at once!

Only those of us here who know him in the Biblical Sense are allowed this Familiarity

[Miss Cassandra]

Re: God’s Wife.

Only those of us here who know him in the Biblical Sense are allowed this Familiarity

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: God’s Wife.

Such blatant forgery and disinguenty has forced me to reconsider my stance on the NIV.

It truly is not an inspired work of God.

At least you're right on something.

[Sophia Chipman]

Re: God’s Wife.

Are you one of those Godless Wiccans? Why do you claim you are peacful when you are a Satanist?

[Miss Cassandra]

Re: God’s Wife.

Are you one of those Godless Wiccans?

I'm a wiccan, yes, but I'm not godless. In fact, I believe in quite a few more gods than you do.

Why do you claim you are peacful when you are a Satanist?

Why do yo claim to know anything at all about either wiccans or satanists (or anything at all for that matter) when you're a Christian?

[Sophia Chipman]

Re: God’s Wife.

I'm a wiccan, yes, but I'm not godless. In fact, I believe in quite a few more gods than you do.



Why do yo claim to know anything at all about either wiccans or satanists (or anything at all for that matter) when you're a Christian?

I flipped through some HORRENDOUS wiccan books at my Godless local library and it is horrible! One joo-ish looking feminazi says we should 'rejoice in sexuality' :sick: and she constantly insulted God.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: God’s Wife.

I flipped through some HORRENDOUS wiccan books at my Godless local library and it is horrible! One joo-ish looking feminazi says we should 'rejoice in sexuality' :sick: and she constantly insulted God.

Why does your husband allow you to waste time in a library? Women shouldn't read books. It just fills their heads with idea's they cannot understand anyway.

[SUV]

Re: God’s Wife.

wiccan

Don't they go dancing in the woods after smoking bath salts or something like that?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: God’s Wife.

yes, they do AND they worship broccoli!

[SUV]

Re: God’s Wife.

yes, they do AND they worship broccoli!

I Worship those who disrespect broccoli!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: God’s Wife.

I Worship those who disrespect broccoli!

Amen! I haven't touched the stuff since President Bush's father set the Christian example! Nasty little trees anyway...

[Miss Cassandra]

Re: God’s Wife.

Don't they go dancing in the woods after smoking bath salts or something like that?

Of course not. We only smoke things we grow in our own magickal gardens. Don't you realize how many underpaid laborers in third world countries die each year to manufacture our bath salts?

yes, they do AND they worship broccoli!

Is there something wrong with that? Broccoli mimics the form of a tree, a sacred structure, in my opinion. If you look at the growth patterns of broccoli, you can say something about the strength of Earth Radiation at the spot where it grew, didn't you know that?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: God’s Wife.

If you look at the growth patterns of broccoli, you can say something about the strength of Earth Radiation at the spot where it grew, didn't you know that?

Ms Cassandra (if that is your name) I think this puts my position on the matter.

This is how speechless I am:

Radiation???? Earth's Radiation??? What Radiation??? What is this mysterious force? Can I see it? Can I touch it? Can I detect it? Is it the force that lode stones exert to point North (another Godly Mystery)? And if so, why isn't broccoli magnetic? Why should this 'Radiation' not have the same effect of a Godly Christian (or you) and make us look like a floret*?

How can you believe in this 'Radiation'? It is not as if it can be equated with "The Power of The Holy Spirit" that came all over the Disciples - that had well documented, and manifest effects.

Here, you are simply making things up! Broccoli grows like that because God said it should and has absolutely nothing to do with "Radiation".

If you mean Atomic Radiation, Miss Ann Coulter has already explained in depth that this is completely healthy and makes things better - which clearly it hasn't done to broccoli, which still resembles a green mutant genital wart.

Madam, I will write to you again when someone more deluded arrives on this forum.


*(Mind you, if I may be frank, you do have strange things growing out of your head.)

[SUV]

Re: God’s Wife.

My GOD, Brother Bathfire, I had never realized how pretty your eyes are

[Miss Cassandra]

Re: God’s Wife.

Radiation???? Earth's Radiation??? What Radiation??? What is this mysterious force? Can I see it? Can I touch it? Can I detect it? Is it the force that lode stones exert to point North (another Godly Mystery)? And if so, why isn't broccoli magnetic? Why should this 'Radiation' not have the same effect of a Godly Christian (or you) and make us look like a floret*?

You can't see or touch it, but you can feel it, and detect it by looking at broccoli (as well as many other plants and fungi). It is a way of Gaia to reach her children that are filled with the magickal form of energy we call life, to guide their paths and their spirits to their destinies.

How can you believe in this 'Radiation'? It is not as if it can be equated with "The Power of The Holy Spirit" that came all over the Disciples - that had well documented, and manifest effects.

Well documented by people who lived centuries later than this event. If you like, I can "document" any story about Jesus I can come up with "well," but that does not make it true.

Nevertheless, I think there might be a possibility that the concept of the Holy Spirit in the Jesus Myth is actually a reworking of the spiritual energies and entities we pagans are in contact with, as all of the Jesus Myth is a reworking of pagan ideas.

If you mean Atomic Radiation, Miss Ann Coulter has already explained in depth that this is completely healthy and makes things better - which clearly it hasn't done to broccoli, which still resembles a green mutant genital wart.

No, it definitely isn't atomic radiation. You need radioactive materials for that. Earth Radiation is immaterial, and fully spiritual.