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Re: Have you noticed how the Pope's mercenary army dresses?
Yes because traditional dress of sixteenth century Italy is soooo gay...
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Those are mercenaries? They look like court jesters to me.The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!
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Indeed, they are mercenaries. Or as I like to call them, sodomercenaries:
Swiss Guards is the name given to the Swiss soldiers who have served as bodyguards, ceremonial guards, and palace guards at foreign European courts since the late 15th century. They have had a high reputation for discipline, and loyalty to their employers. Apart from household and guard units, regular Swiss mercenary regiments have served as line troops in various armies; notably those of France, Spain and Naples up to the 19th century. In contemporary usage, the name Swiss Guards generally refers to the Pontifical Swiss Guard of Vatican City.WARNING:
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They're all queers I know that much. I've heard they started off as the pope's favorite buttboys.Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Have you noticed how the Pope's mercenary army dresses?
There were only two places that tolerated homosexuality: Greece (in antiquity) and Italy (at the time those uniforms where desiged).
All the Pope needs to do is dress his bodyguards with a confederate flag somewhere. Heck, it could be on their socks. But he won't. Because he's a homosexual.Founder and CEO of Trickle-Down Charities™, LLC.
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Could the pope's bodyguard possibly be dressed more queerly?
If that doesn't prove the faggotry of the Catholic church, I don't know what will. It's almost as if they're openly mocking the stupid hell-bound masses, right under their noses.The vine is dried up, and the fig tree languisheth; the pomegranate tree, the palm tree also, and the apple tree, even all the trees of the field, are withered: because joy is withered away from the sons of men.~Joel 1:12
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Re: Have you noticed how the Pope's mercenary army dresses?
I think they dress like that so they don't scare off the smaller children. The catholic faith is much more inclusive these days and doesn't put age restictions on it's kiddy fiddling.
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I am a Catholic who was just researching the swiss guard and stumbled across this thread. I'd seen things on TV about "baptists" like you but it's unbelievable to see it. And some of your smiley's here....
HOW RACIST!
@Faith_Machine....sodomercenaries. Who do you think you are?
Talking about kiddy fiddling as well. My word, some of you are SO STUPID! It's so irritating because some of the secular world see "christians" like you and turn against christianity as a whole. To call yourselves Christians is outlandish! Just because someone isn't like you doesn't make them bad, infact it's probably best that people aren't like you! You people evidently aren't intelligent so I suppose God may forgive you but who am I to say...
Just for reference, I used to be a protestant evangelical but I decided to look outside of the ridiculous racist and anti multi-cultural church I belonged to and I found the true way, the church Jesus started... The ROMAN CATHOLIC CHURCH.
By the way, I can see a link above me saying "Demons? In my rectum? It's more likely than you think". I'm afraid your church will never be taken seriously with things like this around... It's totally moronic.
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The church Jesus started!!! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. That's so funny.
Can please try to back that up while I wipe the tears from my eyes.
JackGenesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.
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That's not much of an introduction, friend. Kindly refer to the following thread: "Noobs," please read before postingOriginally posted by RC4EVA View PostI am a Catholic who was just researching the swiss guard and stumbled across this thread. I'd seen things on TV about "baptists" like you but it's unbelievable to see it. And some of your smiley's here.... HOW RACIST!
@Faith_Machine....sodomercenaries. Who do you think you are?
Talking about kiddy fiddling as well. My word, some of you are SO STUPID! It's so irritating because some of the secular world see "christians" like you and turn against christianity as a whole. To call yourselves Christians is outlandish! Just because someone isn't like you doesn't make them bad, infact it's probably best that people aren't like you! You people evidently aren't intelligent so I suppose God may forgive you but who am I to say...
Just for reference, I used to be a protestant evangelical but I decided to look outside of the ridiculous racist and anti multi-cultural church I belonged to and I found the true way, the church Jesus started... The ROMAN CATHOLIC CHURCH.
By the way, I can see a link above me saying "Demons? In my rectum? It's more likely than you think". I'm afraid your church will never be taken seriously with things like this around... It's totally mormonic.
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And then come back and post a proper introduction! You're off to a good start by telling us about your background with various False Christian churches, but we want to know more about you!
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Hey! Brother Jack! did you see this one? Bwaaahhahahaha!
D' you see that? He's a minion of the Anti-Christ and he's telling True Christians(tm) what to do!Originally posted by RC4EVA View Post
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