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13-04-11
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Happy Birthday, Brother! If you're in the area, please feel free to stop by for some birthday pie.
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Enjoy a blessed birthday, friend. Here at LBU, we all greatly appreciate your Creation Scientific prowess and valiance in defending God's Word against the onslaught of Godmocking, secular science.
I'll join the party around 8 in the evening. What kind of pie did your wife make you?Sweet Lord Jesus,
I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.
Amen.
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Thank you all so much for those lovely birthday wishes.
I had a wonderful birthday with my wife and sons at my father's house in Kentucky where I'm currently staying. My wife baked me a delicious apple pie in the morning and then I took my sons to the Creation Museum in Petersburg. I was very impressed and the kids enjoyed it as well. I also spoke with Ken Ham himself who invited me to do a guest appearance at one of his seminars to explain the life and habits of pre-Flood Kangaroos.
Mr. Ham also got me in contact with a Christian publishing company that has agreed to release my forthcoming book on my breathtaking Kangaroo research. I'll be sure to bring some free copies for LBU as soon as I return from my vacation.
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2nd Timothy 6:20-21 O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called: Which some professing have erred concerning the faith. Grace be with thee. Amen.Comment
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I am getting old. I have no idea who you are, but happy birthday. I hope you don't expect a gift.5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
- Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped!
- Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)
- Down syndrome is a lifestyle choice!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."Comment
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Happy belated birthday.Drama queenComment
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Your birthday was better with my absence, no need to thank me.The vine is dried up, and the fig tree languisheth; the pomegranate tree, the palm tree also, and the apple tree, even all the trees of the field, are withered: because joy is withered away from the sons of men.~Joel 1:12
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Happy birthday, Doctor!
I am looking forward to the publication of your book...congratulations on the publishing deal.
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Happy birthday Dr. !
I was wonderig, I have these blotchy puss filled sores and was wondering if you could swing by and lay hands on them to cure me?Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.Comment
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