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  • SUV
    True Christian™ Princess
    The Driving Force behind RA12
    Have at it, anytime!
    • Sep 2006
    • 11027

    #1

    Blessed Birthday, PASTOR ISAAC PETERS!



    One of our GODLIEST Pastors, and also the Man who Married me to SnottyDuck by proxy.

    Pastor Peters! Have you seen Him around lately?
  • Cranky Old Man
    Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
    You kids get off his lawn!
     
    • Jan 2010
    • 22380

    #2
    Re: Blessed Birthday, PASTOR ISAAC PETERS!

    Congratulations!

    I am all out of presents, otherwise you would have been the first to get one.
    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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    • Daisy Mae Johnson
      The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
      Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
      aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 15708

      #3
      Re: Blessed Birthday, PASTOR ISAAC PETERS!

      BLESSINGS ON YOUR SPECIAL DAY!



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      • BelieverInGod
        Fourm Member
        Forum Member
        • Feb 2010
        • 9269

        #4
        Re: Blessed Birthday, PASTOR ISAAC PETERS!

        HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
        Drama queen

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78556

          #5
          Re: Blessed Birthday, PASTOR ISAAC PETERS!

          Happy Birthday, Pastor. Don't forget to send in your Birthday Tithe!
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • HTannor
            America's Most Fair and Balanced Judge
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2009
            • 2612

            #6
            Re: Blessed Birthday, PASTOR ISAAC PETERS!

            Happy Birthday. Is this your 71st or 72nd?
            The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

            "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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            • Tarnezal
              Unsaved trash
              Under Investigation
              • Jun 2010
              • 7

              #7
              Re: Blessed Birthday, PASTOR ISAAC PETERS!

              Congratz

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              • Mr.Warren
                Forum Member
                Forum Member
                • May 2011
                • 89

                #8
                Re: Blessed Birthday, PASTOR ISAAC PETERS!

                Happy Birthday Pastor! A righteous man such as your self should have many more to come

                Psalm 91:1-16
                Taking stepping stones towards salvation on God's favorite forum

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                • Ezekiel Bathfire
                  Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                  Christ's Rottweiler
                   
                  • Jan 2008
                  • 22912

                  #9
                  Re: Blessed Birthday, PASTOR ISAAC PETERS!

                  Not halfway there yet, Pastor; Ge:6:3: And the LORD said, My spirit shall not always strive with man, for that he also is flesh: yet his days shall be an hundred and twenty years.

                  Keep up the good work.
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                  “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                  Author of such illuminating essays as,
                  Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                  • Pastor Ed Lowman
                    Southern Hospitality Exemplified
                    Always kind and loving
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2011
                    • 1838

                    #10
                    Re: Blessed Birthday, PASTOR ISAAC PETERS!

                    Congrats, brother. The demons tremble for yet another year!

                    Pastor Ed

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