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  • Jack O'fagan
    With faith as immovable as the Earth
    True Christian™
    • Feb 2011
    • 4836

    #1

    Can we play a little trick on Harold Camping?

    As we know Harold Camping wrongly predicted the date of rapture as 21st May 2011. He has now moved this back to 21st October.

    Mr Camping, who predicted that 200 million Christians would be taken to heaven Saturday before the Earth was destroyed, said he felt so terrible when his doomsday prediction did not come true that he left home and took refuge in a motel with his wife.
    But Mr Camping said that he's now realised the apocalypse will come five months after May 21, the original date he predicted. He had earlier said Oct. 21 was when the globe would be consumed by a fireball.


    Paul said in 1 Thessalonians 5:2 For yourselves know perfectly that the day of the Lord so cometh as a thief in the night.

    So no man can know the date.

    I think we should play a little trick on Mr Camping. On October 21st we should get everybody in the world to hide. If everybody passes the message on to ten people I reckon that by next Wednesday everyone will be in on the joke. Remember no giggling when he comes out of his house.

    I cant wait to see the look on his face.

    Jack
    Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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    I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.
  • María Gálvez-Villalobos
    Claims not to be a dago slut
    Unintelligible motor-mouthed Spaniardess; earplugs advised
    • Mar 2011
    • 1307

    #2
    Re: Can we play a little trick on Harold Camping?

    This sound fun! I were always enjoy hide and seek games when I were a little - in fact, I enjoy these game still!

    Also, will teach to him a lesson about lying Brother Jack!

    YIC, Mari.
    Ex JW and quiet, shy, timid girl who wants to be a True Cristian Lady.
    My favorite verse from the Bible is:
    - A true WITNESSE deliuereth soules: but a deceitfull WITNESSE speaketh lyes.

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    • Zechariah Smyth
      Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
      True Christian™
      • Feb 2011
      • 15251

      #3
      Re: Can we play a little trick on Harold Camping?

      Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
      As we know Harold Camping wrongly predicted the date of rapture as 21st May 2011. He has now moved this back to 21st October.

      Mr Camping, who predicted that 200 million Christians would be taken to heaven Saturday before the Earth was destroyed, said he felt so terrible when his doomsday prediction did not come true that he left home and took refuge in a motel with his wife.
      But Mr Camping said that he's now realised the apocalypse will come five months after May 21, the original date he predicted. He had earlier said Oct. 21 was when the globe would be consumed by a fireball.


      Paul said in 1 Thessalonians 5:2 For yourselves know perfectly that the day of the Lord so cometh as a thief in the night.

      So no man can know the date.

      I think we should play a little trick on Mr Camping. On October 21st we should get everybody in the world to hide. If everybody passes the message on to ten people I reckon that by next Wednesday everyone will be in on the joke. Remember no giggling when he comes out of his house.

      I cant wait to see the look on his face.

      Jack
      Remember to throw some clothes and shoes on his lawn, and maybe some false teeth, eyeglasses, etc.



      Yours in Christ,

      Z. Smyth
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      • BelieverInGod
        Fourm Member
        Forum Member
        • Feb 2010
        • 9269

        #4
        Re: Can we play a little trick on Harold Camping?

        Oooohhhh, this would be good. Where does he live again?
        Drama queen

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        • Oliver Brendan Hayve
          Unsaved trash, God-mocking gayboy
          • Aug 2010
          • 190

          #5
          Re: Can we play a little trick on Harold Camping?

          Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
          Oooohhhh, this would be good. Where does he live again?
          Now, probably a country having no extradition treaty with the United States.
          This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture only. --ADMIN

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          • Didymus Much
            Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
            • Jun 2010
            • 14079

            #6
            Re: Can we play a little trick on Harold Camping?

            Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
            Oooohhhh, this would be good. Where does he live again?
            Harold E Camping
            1. 290 Hegenberger Rd
            2. Oakland, CA
            3. Job: Family Radio, President

            http://www.411.com/dir/oakland-ca/camping/harold

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            • Titus Templeton
              Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
              Jesus macht frei
              True Christian™
              • Aug 2010
              • 5912

              #7
              Re: Can we play a little trick on Harold Camping?

              This reminds me on my childhood when they all made fun of me in school. It was a never ending nightmare, i guess its payback time...
              -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
              -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
              -Holocaust Jokes
              -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
              -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
              -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
              -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
              -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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              • DDM1985
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • May 2011
                • 80

                #8
                Re: Can we play a little trick on Harold Camping?

                Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
                As we know Harold Camping wrongly predicted the date of rapture as 21st May 2011. He has now moved this back to 21st October.

                Mr Camping, who predicted that 200 million Christians would be taken to heaven Saturday before the Earth was destroyed, said he felt so terrible when his doomsday prediction did not come true that he left home and took refuge in a motel with his wife.
                But Mr Camping said that he's now realised the apocalypse will come five months after May 21, the original date he predicted. He had earlier said Oct. 21 was when the globe would be consumed by a fireball.

                Paul said in 1 Thessalonians 5:2 For yourselves know perfectly that the day of the Lord so cometh as a thief in the night.

                So no man can know the date.

                I think we should play a little trick on Mr Camping. On October 21st we should get everybody in the world to hide. If everybody passes the message on to ten people I reckon that by next Wednesday everyone will be in on the joke. Remember no giggling when he comes out of his house.

                I cant wait to see the look on his face.

                Jack
                Wait... how can we be sure he'll leave his house? Nobody's seen him since May 22nd... he might just stay inside and hope for the best...

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