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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22929

    #1

    Dove VisibleCare turns Nigras white (Official)

    Just look at this evil and blasphemous chemical, designed by atheist scientists:

    By use of Dove VisibleCare body wash, a nigra woman is turned into a blonde haired, blue-eyed Christian.



    This is the work of Satan himself! Did not The Lord say,

    "Jer:13:23: Can the Ethiopian change his skin, or the leopard his spots? then may ye also do good, that are accustomed to do evil." ?

    The lengths these scientists, who have no morals, will go to to disprove the bible knows no bounds!
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    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.
  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #2
    Re: Dove VisibleCare turns Nigras white (Official)

    Since when does a nigra use soap?
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    • HTannor
      America's Most Fair and Balanced Judge
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2009
      • 2612

      #3
      Re: Dove VisibleCare turns Nigras white (Official)

      I have a negress that comes in to clean my single-wide on Tuesdays. She is remarkabley similarity to the "before" picture.

      I can't help notice that the "after" photo shows an otherwise quite acceptable person of the white persuasion..........except for the upper anatomy.

      My question is, if I were to purchase an industrial strength version of this Dove product, would Jemimah suffer a "loss" during the transformation?

      I ask this question only because I'm...........concerned about a potential loss of "personality" during the "metamorphosis."
      The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

      "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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      • Cranky Old Man
        Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
        You kids get off his lawn!
         
        • Jan 2010
        • 22380

        #4
        Re: Dove VisibleCare turns Nigras white (Official)

        Well, they did get the "improves the look of your skin" part right. It is a well known fact that all blacks want to be white and smart instead. Although as we True Christians(tm) know very well, in the end it doesn't really help. As soon as Michael Jackson arrived in Hell, Satan started burning him until Michael Jackson was as black as his soul again.
        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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        • PetitionLady
          Hates Obama. Really Hates Obama. Actually, REALLY REALLY REALLY Hates Obama.
          Forum Member
          • Nov 2010
          • 883

          #5
          Re: Dove VisibleCare turns Nigras white (Official)

          Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
          Well, they did get the "improves the look of your skin" part right. It is a well known fact that all blacks want to be white and smart instead. Although as we True Christians™ know very well, in the end it doesn't really help. As soon as Michael Jackson arrived in Hell, Satan started burning him until Michael Jackson was as black as his soul again.
          But whosoever shall deny me before men,
          him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
          ~Matt. 10:33

          ~~~~~~~
          Theme song in hell: "I Did it My Way"

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          • Ezekiel Bathfire
            Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
            Christ's Rottweiler
             
            • Jan 2008
            • 22929

            #6
            Re: Dove VisibleCare turns Nigras white (Official)

            Hmmm.... perhaps it isn't so ungodly after all... perhaps there's a market opening for rebranding and selling down the ghetto. I'll have the expensive joo lawyers look at it.
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            “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

            Author of such illuminating essays as,
            Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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            • Remy Lebeau
              LBU Professor and Biblical Wordsmith Extraordinaire
              President of the Ex-Negro Academy Alumni Association
              Freehold Best Tan Award winner, 10 yrs running
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 2058

              #7
              Re: Dove VisibleCare turns Nigras white (Official)

              Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
              Just look at this evil and blasphemous chemical, designed by atheist scientists:

              By use of Dove VisibleCare body wash, a nigra woman is turned into a blonde haired, blue-eyed Christian.



              This is the work of Satan himself! Did not The Lord say,

              "Jer:13:23: Can the Ethiopian change his skin, or the leopard his spots? then may ye also do good, that are accustomed to do evil." ?

              The lengths these scientists, who have no morals, will go to to disprove the bible knows no bounds!
              Made her thinner too. And you can see that... wait...

              Do you think?...

              no...

              ...

              ...no...

              Are "white" lieberal demoncraps really?...

              ...NO WAY!

              ...that would explain alot... no, no way.
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              • Zechariah Smyth
                Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                True Christian™
                • Feb 2011
                • 15251

                #8
                Re: Dove VisibleCare turns Nigras white (Official)

                Look at the middle picture: you sure better not run out of soap midway, or you turn into some kind of messican/injun hybrid.



                Yours in Christ,

                Z. Smyth
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                • Born Again Bob
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 2318

                  #9
                  Re: Dove VisibleCare turns Nigras white (Official)

                  Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post

                  Dear Friends,

                  I don't understand. She's still a woman. So what's been achieved?

                  Yours in Him,
                  BAB

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                  • Faith_Machine
                    Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Mar 2011
                    • 10050

                    #10
                    Re: Dove VisibleCare turns Nigras white (Official)

                    I misread the title of this thread. I thought it said, "turns Niagras white."

                    And I'm sitting there thinking, well, aren't waterfalls generally kind of white already?

                    Anyway, I think these scientists are doing the negroes a terrible disservice. Dark skin is an important survival trait to have if you're going to be working out in a field all day.
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