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  • Cursed
    Recovering Bastard
    Head of Landover Glee Club
    True Christian™
    • Jan 2011
    • 1363

    #1

    Doomsday Preacher Punished by GOD!

    Praise God!

    Less than a month after his doomsday prediction, that blasphemous pig and false prophet (Matthew 7:15, etc.) Harold Camping has been punished for his wickedness with a stroke!


    "Mr. Camping shortly after his smack down by GOD; how he knows why we fear THE LORD!"
    The vine is dried up, and the fig tree languisheth; the pomegranate tree, the palm tree also, and the apple tree, even all the trees of the field, are withered: because joy is withered away from the sons of men.~Joel 1:12
  • Cranky Old Man
    Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
    You kids get off his lawn!
     
    • Jan 2010
    • 22380

    #2
    Re: Doomsday Preacher Punished by GOD!

    Just imagine what he will look like when he realizes he arrived in Hell!
    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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    • SUV
      True Christian™ Princess
      The Driving Force behind RA12
      Have at it, anytime!
      • Sep 2006
      • 11027

      #3
      Re: Doomsday Preacher Punished by GOD!

      Does this mean that now Doomsday is cancelled entirely?

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      • RevDrJack
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        • May 2011
        • 249

        #4
        Re: Doomsday Preacher Punished by GOD!

        So that's what it looks like to be struck dumb. He should not have been running around pretending he was a preacher.


        Ezekiel 3:26 And I will make thy tongue cleave to the roof of thy mouth, that thou shalt be dumb, and shalt not be to them a reprover: for they are a rebellious house.
        Exo_4:11 And the LORD said unto him, Who hath made man's mouth? or who maketh the dumb, or deaf, or the seeing, or the blind? have not I the LORD?
        Luk_1:20 And, behold, thou shalt be dumb, and not able to speak, until the day that these things shall be performed, because thou believest not my words, which shall be fulfilled in their season.

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        • New Creation
          Recalcitrant
          • Jun 2011
          • 264

          #5
          Re: Doomsday Preacher Punished by GOD!

          I posted this in another thread but it warrants reposting here:

          He got what's coming to him. He goes about giving a date of exactly when the Rapture™ was going to happen, ignoring Matthew 24:36, and expects God to allow him to continue?

          I believe that God waited until now to give him a stroke so that he could promote his false Christian mumbo-jumbo, everyone could see what a FOOL he is when the day passed, then silenced him so he could decieve no longer.

          Let this be a warning. GOD WILL SMITE YOU FOR IGNORNING HIS WORD.

          "And if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life, and out of the holy city, and [from] the things which are written in this book." - Revelation 22:19

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          • Pastor Billy-Reuben
            Senior Pastor
            VP of Evangelical Outreach
            On FIRE for Jesus
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 5812

            #6
            Re: Doomsday Preacher Punished by GOD!

            The Bible says that not even Jesus knows when the rapture will be (Mark 13:32). This guy thought he was smarter than Jesus. I bet he knows better now.

            John Lenin once claimed that the Beetles were bigger than Jesus, and we all know what happened to him. God is not mocked (Gal 6:7).

            Pastor Billy-Reuben
            Upon request I will cite scripture for all these facts in God's Holy Word.

            ✝ This is a Christian community and we worship GOD of the Holy bible, the only Living GOD. We worship Jesus Christ, Son of GOD and Savior. Anything else is absurd. ✝
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            • Ezekiel Bathfire
              Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
              Christ's Rottweiler
               
              • Jan 2008
              • 22922

              #7
              Re: Doomsday Preacher Punished by GOD!

              Originally posted by Pastor Billy-Reuben View Post
              John Lenin once claimed that the Beetles were bigger than Jesus, and we all know what happened to him. God is not mocked (Gal 6:7).
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              “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

              Author of such illuminating essays as,
              Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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              • New Creation
                Recalcitrant
                • Jun 2011
                • 264

                #8
                Re: Doomsday Preacher Punished by GOD!

                Originally posted by Pastor Billy-Reuben View Post
                The Bible says that not even Jesus knows when the rapture will be (Mark 13:32). This guy thought he was smarter than Jesus. I bet he knows better now.

                John Lenin once claimed that the Beetles were bigger than Jesus, and we all know what happened to him. God is not mocked (Gal 6:7).

                Pastor Billy-Reuben
                So very true, Pastor.

                I just want you to know that I read your testimony on the main website and it really touched me. You're in my prayers.

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                • InHisGlory
                  Forum Member, ex-joo (the best kind)
                  Forum Member
                  • Jun 2011
                  • 36

                  #9
                  Re: Doomsday Preacher Punished by GOD!

                  God acted upon the cretin Lennon through a bullet in Chapman's gun. It's not all that farfetched that He would give strokes to false prophets.
                  “While the form of treachery varies slightly from case to case, liberals always manage to take the position that most undermines American security.”
                  --Ann Coulter--

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                  • Lanfeust
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    • Mar 2011
                    • 38

                    #10
                    Re: Doomsday Preacher Punished by GOD!

                    How surprising, a man of 89 years died of a stroke, this must be a act of god; it's the only explaination, because who dies of a stroke these days?

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                    • Cranky Old Man
                      Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                      You kids get off his lawn!
                       
                      • Jan 2010
                      • 22380

                      #11
                      Re: Doomsday Preacher Punished by GOD!

                      Originally posted by Lanfeust View Post
                      How surprising, a man of 89 years died of a stroke, this must be a act of god; it's the only explaination, because who dies of a stroke these days?
                      Every death is an act of God!

                      Romans 14:8 "For whether we live, we live unto the Lord; and whether we die, we die unto the Lord: whether we live therefore, or die, we are the Lord's."
                      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                      • Zechariah Smyth
                        Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                        True Christian™
                        • Feb 2011
                        • 15251

                        #12
                        Re: Doomsday Preacher Punished by GOD!

                        Originally posted by Lanfeust View Post
                        How surprising, a man of 89 years died of a stroke, this must be a act of god; it's the only explaination, because who dies of a stroke these days?
                        He didn't die. Did you read the article, or are you simply jumping in wherever you can to mock God?

                        Yours in Christ,

                        Z. Smyth
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                        • Frederick Bloomers
                          Forum Member
                          Forum Member
                          • Apr 2011
                          • 48

                          #13
                          Re: Doomsday Preacher Punished by GOD!

                          Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
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                          He got that wrong too...

                          He got that right! (He's the one on the far right, which is ironic given that he was the head hippie).

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