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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22892

    #1

    The Two Miracles of Landover

    There have been 2 miracles at Landover! A man, previously paralyzed, has been restored to full health!

    Most of you will remember Daniel Feringua with some fondness for the fortitude with which he bore his sufferings. Daniel was involved in a horrific road accident that left him paralyzed from the neck down. I remember going to see him once or twice and it was a pathetic sight: him lying there, tubes everywhere, weeping and unmoving, only speaking to utter some cry of pain. A man living only for the hopes he would be able to support himself from the anticipated huge payout from the insurance company.

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    I prayed with him, (I’m sure he was praying mentally with me) for Jesus to help him. The next time called round was about a week later, and I thought I saw Daniel on the roof of his house fixing the shingles! However, it was not as I had hoped, the man turned out to be Daniel’s long lost identical twin brother called David, who had been inspired by a dream in which Jesus told him where to find Daniel. He had dropped everything and come to help and care for Daniel. The First Miracle!

    I hoped to see Daniel to give him more faith to bear his injuries but on this, and all the other occasions, it turned out that Daniel was sleeping, depressed, in too much pain, or wandering in his mind, etc., so could not receive visitors. All the time, David was working round the house or keeping Daniel’s body repair shop ticking over in the hopes that Daniel would some day be able to appreciate them.

    A couple of the other Pastors wrote and made appointments to see Daniel. They too saw him lying there tubes everywhere, weeping and unmoving, only speaking to utter some cry of pain and stayed with him feeding him and caring for him because David was away on business on these occasions.

    And then the insurance payout came – Daniel had been a man in excellent physical condition, now reduced to a cabbage - it totalled $20,372,558.34. Immediately David organized a therapeutic swimming pool, a specially adapted Chevvy Escalade, a house in the hills with big windows so David could lie there and see nature’s beauty. He even bought a light aircraft so he could commute between his own home and Daniels – that man did so much!

    And then, only a month after the payout, who should walk into my office but Daniel!!! The Second Miracle! Yes, it was him and not David. Daniel told me that Jesus had appeared to both him and David in a dream. Our Savior told David that his services were no longer needed. In the dream David had questioned this but Jesus had told him to have faith. In Daniel’s dream, Jesus had taken Daniel’s arm, told him to rise from his bed of pain, discard all the tubes and he would be whole. Daniel woke and did this and found that David had already left.

    Daniel is now the owner of 3 profitable body repair shops and spends most of his time in his house in the hills or travelling the world. He remains a True Christian™ and has told his story to many, including Police Officer Bob, Judge Tannor, and several insurance investigators – all confirm that they can find nothing wrong with it. Proof, if proof were needed, of Divine Intervention through a miracle of healing!

    Praise Jesus!
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    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

    Author of such illuminating essays as,
    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.
  • Two-Dollar Bill
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Mar 2011
    • 532

    #2
    Re: The Two Miracles of Landover

    It's these types of stories that really warm the heart and make you thankful that JC is on your side. I'm so happy to hear that Daniel is on his feet again and was awarded (rightfully) a substantial sum of money that will allow him to better enjoy his like following this traumatic experience. Daniel really was lucky to have such a great brother to during his time of need.
    Daniel 5:16-18 "Let thy gifts be to thyself, and give thy rewards to another; yet I will read the writing unto the king, and make known to him the interpretation."

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    • HTannor
      America's Most Fair and Balanced Judge
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2009
      • 2612

      #3
      Re: The Two Miracles of Landover

      Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post

      He remains a True Christian™ and has told his story to many, including Police Officer Bob, Judge Tannor, and several insurance investigators – all confirm that they can find nothing wrong with it. Proof, if proof were needed, of Divine Intervention through a miracle of healing!
      Yes, I well remember this case and can attest to Brother Bathfire's account of these two miracles.

      I questioned Daniel quite closely and could clearly see he was the beneficiary of Jesus' loving touch.

      The mysterious absence of his brother, David, was duly noted in court transcripts and I readily agreed to court order a death certificate for him. I felt it was the Christian thing to do.
      The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

      "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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      • Cranky Old Man
        Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
        You kids get off his lawn!
         
        • Jan 2010
        • 22373

        #4
        Re: The Two Miracles of Landover

        I have to admit I was having some trouble with Daniel accepting medical care, as it might have seemed as he didn't trust The LORD to heal him. But clearly all this was part of God's plan.

        The second miracle proves beyond the shred of a doubt that praying really works. I am certain that all atheists in the world will now have to give up atheism and accept Jesus as their savior!

        Matthew 6:6 "But thou, when thou prayest, enter into thy closet, and when thou hast shut thy door, pray to thy Father which is in secret; and thy Father which seeth in secret shall reward thee openly."

        Luke 18:27 "And he said, The things which are impossible with men are possible with God."

        Matthew 21:22 "And all things, whatsoever ye shall ask in prayer, believing, ye shall receive."
        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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        • Humongous
          Ms. Sham Wow 2011
          Forum Member
          • Apr 2011
          • 263

          #5
          Re: The Two Miracles of Landover

          well, shout hallelujah!

          this is the reason why i have so much faith. good hard working people of Christ receivin his miraculous blessings! I wonder if I have a long lost twin out there in the world.
          Genesis 1:24
          And God said, "Let the land produce living creatures according to their kinds: livestock, creatures that move along the ground, and wild animals, each according to its kind: and it was so."

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          • Frederick Bloomers
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • Apr 2011
            • 48

            #6
            Re: The Two Miracles of Landover

            These are indeed great miracles. Praise the Lord for his great foresight to give this poor man an identical twin who could take care of him whilst he was ill, and praise him further for healing this man after his tragic accident!

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            • HTannor
              America's Most Fair and Balanced Judge
              True Christian™
              • Jun 2009
              • 2612

              #7
              Re: The Two Miracles of Landover

              Originally posted by Humongous View Post
              I wonder if I have a long lost twin out there in the world.


              Could be, if your twin is actually your sister:

              The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

              "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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              • The Disciple
                Forum Member
                Forum Member
                • Jul 2010
                • 74

                #8
                Re: The Two Miracles of Landover

                A beautiful story and one that will inspire all who are lucky enough to read it.

                Daniel is a truly remarkable individual and obviously worthy of the love of God.

                I will say a prayer for Daniel and his brother forthwith.
                Exod.22

                " 1. [17] If her father utterly refuse to give her unto him, he shall pay money according to the dowry of virgins."

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                • HTannor
                  America's Most Fair and Balanced Judge
                  True Christian™
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 2612

                  #9
                  Re: The Two Miracles of Landover

                  Originally posted by The Disciple View Post

                  I will say a prayer for Daniel and his brother forthwith.

                  Don't bother with David. I've made sure he is officially classified as croaked and is of little interest to us.

                  Save your prayers for Daniel, a potential True Christian™. Based, of course, on his generosity (tithing) to the LBC.
                  The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

                  "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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