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  • María Gálvez-Villalobos
    Claims not to be a dago slut
    Unintelligible motor-mouthed Spaniardess; earplugs advised
    • Mar 2011
    • 1307

    #1

    JW & Baptist beliefs - the SAME or similars!?



    Hello freinds,

    I been thinking cos I have a lot of thinks these days and I realizated that whay was so easy for me to find Jesus in True Cristian Baptistianty!

    Is because in esence Baptistic & JW believes is so similar - almost the same as Jehovah's Witness doctrines! Wow! This maked it so easy for me to find the TRUE version of Cristianity I think!

    OK, I will to admit, I was never the best type of JW, I mean I was always a liitle resenting of be the 'weirdo' in my class, cos we were no cathlics, and the same happen at my sisters rtoo, and I used to hate the door to door evangelling - I mean I think we were took along cos they wanted the door-openers, especially during hot sweaty weather to see nice pretty dark eskin attractive 'developing' teenager girls like us - but anyway, I was always no the best of JW girls, although I was always chastityfull and am a virgin till that I marry today!


    So, anyway, I was thinking: why was it so easy for me to be converter to Baptistiantiy?

    Well, look at the believes what are THE SAME or nearly:

    1) Literally following the Bible
    2) Lots of prayer.
    3) The Bible is literal
    4) Women must be subservers (so I’m used to being quiet and obedient to men instead of demand my natural civil rights of equality like Jesus suggest us…)
    5) God’s warth
    6) The Bible is no all nice nice love and peaces.
    7) Men decide ALL.
    8) Women have no part in decidings
    9) Love Jesus whit all your heart
    10) Salvation of the rihtge…rigthio…goodest people.


    So you see, I think this is fantastic way for Baptists to convertizate others, especially JWs who follow a exact almostly code of life and religion like you people, ¿no?

    I think this can help bring other converters to baptistianity!

    ¡Aleluya!

    What thinks the Pastors about this important discovery of mines?



    YIC, Mari
    Ex JW and quiet, shy, timid girl who wants to be a True Cristian Lady.
    My favorite verse from the Bible is:
    - A true WITNESSE deliuereth soules: but a deceitfull WITNESSE speaketh lyes.
  • Cranky Old Man
    Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
    You kids get off his lawn!
     
    • Jan 2010
    • 22370

    #2
    Re: JW & Baptist beliefs - the SAME or similars!?

    Originally posted by María Gálvez-Villalobos View Post
    Is because in esence Baptistic believes is so similar - almost the same as Jehovah's Witness doctrines! Wow! This maked it so easy for me to find the TRUE version of Cristianity I think!
    Eh NO! Just read my insightful article on the matter: The Seven Deadly Types of False Christians.

    (4) Jehovah's Witness
    In 1879 Charles Taze Russell founded the "Herald of the Morning" which eventually developed into what is known today as "The Watchtower Announcing Jehovah's Kingdom." Today this publication has grown to over seventeen million copies per month in over one hundred languages. Paper that clearly should have been used for toilet paper instead!

    According to the JW's, Jesus did not rise physically from the Dead. The Bible speaks of a literal and physical resurrection, but the Watchtower Society teaches that Jesus only rose from the grave spiritually. Their literature speaks for itself: "So the King Christ Jesus was put to death in the flesh and was resurrected an invisible spirit creature." (Let God Be True, pg. 138) The Bible is very clear on Jesus rising physically and not spiritually from the dead: Luke 24:38-39 "And he said unto them, Why are ye troubled? and why do thoughts arise in your hearts? Behold my hands and my feet, that it is I myself: handle me, and see; for a spirit hath not flesh and bones, as ye see me have."
    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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    • María Gálvez-Villalobos
      Claims not to be a dago slut
      Unintelligible motor-mouthed Spaniardess; earplugs advised
      • Mar 2011
      • 1307

      #3
      Re: JW & Baptist beliefs - the SAME or similars!?

      Mmmmmm....I was trying to look the positive things what are similars Mr Cracky. These similitudes are positive for convertering people from JW to the True Faith, no?

      I mean the convertered me so it could make other JWs converters too.

      That's what I'm think anyway.

      YIC, Mari
      Ex JW and quiet, shy, timid girl who wants to be a True Cristian Lady.
      My favorite verse from the Bible is:
      - A true WITNESSE deliuereth soules: but a deceitfull WITNESSE speaketh lyes.

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      • Cranky Old Man
        Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
        You kids get off his lawn!
         
        • Jan 2010
        • 22370

        #4
        Re: JW & Baptist beliefs - the SAME or similars!?

        I have no idea what you are babbling on and on about, but I am sure you are wrong.
        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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        • María Gálvez-Villalobos
          Claims not to be a dago slut
          Unintelligible motor-mouthed Spaniardess; earplugs advised
          • Mar 2011
          • 1307

          #5
          Re: JW & Baptist beliefs - the SAME or similars!?

          Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
          I have no idea what you are babbling on and on about, but I am sure you are wrong.
          Please don't talk me like you was Clever.bot.
          Read you that what I wrote again and I think you'll understand what I'm say Brother Crakny.

          YIC, Mari
          Ex JW and quiet, shy, timid girl who wants to be a True Cristian Lady.
          My favorite verse from the Bible is:
          - A true WITNESSE deliuereth soules: but a deceitfull WITNESSE speaketh lyes.

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          • Ezekiel Bathfire
            Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
            Christ's Rottweiler
             
            • Jan 2008
            • 22880

            #6
            Re: JW & Baptist beliefs - the SAME or similars!?

            Even Wikipedia says JWs are heretics [quote]They [JWs] believe that Jehovah is the only true God, the creator of all things, and give him the title "Universal Sovereign". They believe that all worship should be directed toward him, and that he is not part of a Trinity; consequently, the religion places more emphasis on God than on Christ.

            They believe that the Holy Spirit is God's power or "active force" rather than an individual.
            Blasphemy: M't:12:31: Wherefore I say unto you, All manner of sin and blasphemy shall be forgiven unto men: but the blasphemy against the Holy Ghost shall not be forgiven unto men.

            Jehovah's Witnesses believe that Jesus was God's only direct creation,
            Heresy! Ge:1:1: In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
            that everything else was created by means of Christ, and that the initial unassisted act of creation uniquely identifies Jesus as God's "only-begotten Son".
            More heresy!

            They believe Jesus died on a single upright torture stake rather than the traditional cross.
            Blatant denial of the Scriptures: Joh:19:17: And he bearing his cross went forth into a place called the place of a skull, which is called in the Hebrew Golgotha:
            Joh:19:19: And Pilate wrote a title, and put it on the cross. And the writing was, JESUS OF NAZARETH THE KING OF THE JEWS.
            Joh:19:25: Now there stood by the cross of Jesus his mother, and his mother's sister, Mary the wife of Cleophas, and Mary Magdalene.


            They believe that references in the Bible to the Archangel Michael, Apollyon (a.k.a. Abaddon), and the Word all refer to Jesus.
            Delusion and madness!

            Jesus is considered to be the only mediator between God and humankind,
            Cretins! "Let us then approach the throne of grace with confidence (boldness), so that we may receive mercy and find grace to help in time of need." (Hebrews 4:16)

            and appointed by God as the king and judge of his kingdom.
            Lies! M'r:10:40: But to sit on my right hand and on my left hand is not mine to give; but it shall be given to them for whom it is prepared.
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            “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

            Author of such illuminating essays as,
            Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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            • María Gálvez-Villalobos
              Claims not to be a dago slut
              Unintelligible motor-mouthed Spaniardess; earplugs advised
              • Mar 2011
              • 1307

              #7
              Re: JW & Baptist beliefs - the SAME or similars!?

              Thank you Mr Batfire, but my POINT was the similaritys....I mean dont you think is a good thing that the bridge to cross from JWs to Baptistic Cristianity is only a small bridge?

              I think yes, no?

              YIC, Mari
              Ex JW and quiet, shy, timid girl who wants to be a True Cristian Lady.
              My favorite verse from the Bible is:
              - A true WITNESSE deliuereth soules: but a deceitfull WITNESSE speaketh lyes.

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              • Billy Bob Jenkins
                Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                Hates anal sex. And trees.
                True Christian™
                • May 2010
                • 8337

                #8
                Re: JW & Baptist beliefs - the SAME or similars!?

                Originally posted by María Gálvez-Villalobos View Post
                Thank you Mr Batfire, but my POINT was the similaritys....I mean dont you think is a good thing that the bridge to cross from JWs to Baptistic Cristianity is only a small bridge?

                I think yes, no?

                YIC, Mari
                There is no bridge from Hell to Heaven.
                The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                • María Gálvez-Villalobos
                  Claims not to be a dago slut
                  Unintelligible motor-mouthed Spaniardess; earplugs advised
                  • Mar 2011
                  • 1307

                  #9
                  Re: JW & Baptist beliefs - the SAME or similars!?

                  Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                  There is no bridge from Hell to Heaven.
                  But being a JW wasnt literally Hell really no? I mean it WOULD be when I died, but when a person repents, surely that means they are have a bridge from a bad place that goes to Salvation. So there MUST be a bridge from a nearlyHellbadplaceorSituationonEarth to Ready for Heaven - yes?

                  Or have Scripture say different?
                  Genuine humble (as always) question.

                  YIC, Mari.
                  Ex JW and quiet, shy, timid girl who wants to be a True Cristian Lady.
                  My favorite verse from the Bible is:
                  - A true WITNESSE deliuereth soules: but a deceitfull WITNESSE speaketh lyes.

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                  • Billy Bob Jenkins
                    Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                    About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                    Hates anal sex. And trees.
                    True Christian™
                    • May 2010
                    • 8337

                    #10
                    Re: JW & Baptist beliefs - the SAME or similars!?

                    Originally posted by María Gálvez-Villalobos View Post
                    But being a JW wasnt literally Hell really no? I mean it WOULD be when I died, but when a person repents, surely that means they are have a bridge from a bad place that goes to Salvation. So there MUST be a bridge from a nearlyHellbadplaceorSituationonEarth to Ready for Heaven - yes?

                    Or have Scripture say different?
                    Genuine humble (as always) question.

                    YIC, Mari.
                    For a Jehova's Witness to get saved, they must reject the demons they worship and embrace Jesus. There is no other way.
                    The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                    • Dutch Girl
                      Unsaved trash - God mocking whore
                      • Nov 2010
                      • 283

                      #11
                      Re: JW & Baptist beliefs - the SAME or similars!?

                      Pot, kettle, they are all black. Both Jehovah's Witness and Baptists are wasting their lives being afraid of a very old story that was once used to scare the children. Stop being afraid and start having fun!


                      Jesus loves you seriously bigtime. He’d hug you until your eyeballs exploded out of your skull if he ever met you. He’d windsurf across oceans of dead Nazis which he personally slaughtered just to tell you that your new haircut is the bee’s knees. Jesus is like the monster truck of love and you are an old Geo Metro which he will roar his massive engine over and crush your pathetic fiberglass frame into a crumpled heap. Praise Jesus, especially when it’s sunny outside because Jesus would totally be cool with you praising while you get a nice tan.

                      - Ecclesiastes xii.7

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                      • María Gálvez-Villalobos
                        Claims not to be a dago slut
                        Unintelligible motor-mouthed Spaniardess; earplugs advised
                        • Mar 2011
                        • 1307

                        #12
                        Re: JW & Baptist beliefs - the SAME or similars!?

                        Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                        For a Jehova's Witness to get saved, they must reject the demons they worship and embrace Jesus. There is no other way.
                        I have done this. And what I were saying were that the similitudes to Baptistians will help others JWs to converter too!

                        YIC, Mari.


                        @Dutch Girl: Pretty face you have but a empty empty head sometimes.
                        Remember - a life whitouth God is like a salad whitouth virgin spanish olive oil or 'buñuelos de calabaza' whitouth the pumkin.
                        Ex JW and quiet, shy, timid girl who wants to be a True Cristian Lady.
                        My favorite verse from the Bible is:
                        - A true WITNESSE deliuereth soules: but a deceitfull WITNESSE speaketh lyes.

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                        • Ezekiel Bathfire
                          Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                          Christ's Rottweiler
                           
                          • Jan 2008
                          • 22880

                          #13
                          Re: JW & Baptist beliefs - the SAME or similars!?

                          There are "similitudes" between cats and dogs, I don't see many cats being converted.
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                          “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                          Author of such illuminating essays as,
                          Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                          • María Gálvez-Villalobos
                            Claims not to be a dago slut
                            Unintelligible motor-mouthed Spaniardess; earplugs advised
                            • Mar 2011
                            • 1307

                            #14
                            Re: JW & Baptist beliefs - the SAME or similars!?

                            Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                            There are "similitudes" between cats and dogs, I don't see many cats being converted.
                            Are you saying me that dogs are more Christian than the cats?
                            Ex JW and quiet, shy, timid girl who wants to be a True Cristian Lady.
                            My favorite verse from the Bible is:
                            - A true WITNESSE deliuereth soules: but a deceitfull WITNESSE speaketh lyes.

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                            • MitzaLizalor
                              Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2010
                              • 14291

                              #15
                              Re: JW & Baptist beliefs - the SAME or similars!?

                              Originally posted by María Gálvez-Villalobos View Post
                              Thank you Mr Batfire, but my POINT was the similaritys....I mean dont you think is a good thing that the bridge to cross from JWs to Baptistic Cristianity is only a small bridge?

                              I think yes, no?

                              YIC, Mari
                              Although there are similarities between the one true and many false forms of Christianity, the differences are reinforced by brainwashing in the false ones. For example Bible Believing Christians read and believe The Bible. The problem with JW's is that they have altered the text. I have one of their Greek New Testaments and although it is similar to a real Greek source there are small (but critical) alterations: words omitted: context subtly rearranged etc. As you will be aware, they go to great lengths to prevent interaction with "outsiders" and so mutually reinforce their error.

                              Some people will suggest that to settle disputes the Greek text should be referred to, and when the Jobo's get theirs out IT'S DIFFERENT! (so are their English and no doubt their Spanish versions).

                              The error is therefore a deliberate LIE - but the mug punters just swallow it clubs caddy and all.

                              But if they could be persuaded to read a REAL Bible (which they can't) then they might begin to see The Truth. Theoretically.

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