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'Cause this one sure does look like it's swallowing a communion wafer!
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Re: Is it possible for a car to be Catholic?
Is it driven by a creepy looking German guy who just makes up his own rules as he goes along?
Officer. You were speeding the wrong way down a one way street.
Driver. That's ok I will change my dogma to make it ok to do that.
Officer. Sir, you are in the wrong.
Driver. No, I'm infallible.
Officer. So why all the candy? Is that sobbing I can hear in the trunk?
Driver. Look, we all make mistakes.
Officer. You said you were infallible.
Driver. Oh shit.Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.
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Re: Is it possible for a car to be Catholic?
Car? That's no car! What's that packing, a 1.1 liter French engine that puts out 25 horsepower so that sissy poets can parade around Paris and go to renown hotels for anonymous gay sex and make gay French poetry? I reckon that's not a car, and instead some stupid sculpture the Cathylicks make to worship their idols. I see bug eyes and a big mouth. Probably some degenerate drunkard that told some pagans they need to kiss the Pope's ring, and the pagans killed the ignorant drunk and suddenly this drunk is a "martyr" and gets the whole nine yards of being addressed as a saint and appearing on the keychains of illegal Mexicans.Comment
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Re: Is it possible for a car to be Catholic?
The Pope mobile ??Exod.22
" 1. [17] If her father utterly refuse to give her unto him, he shall pay money according to the dowry of virgins."Comment
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Re: Is it possible for a car to be Catholic?
You can make a car Jewish by chopping of an inch from the tail-pipe.sigpic
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Re: Is it possible for a car to be Catholic?
I always figured pretty much every italian car was a catlick. There are a lot of them and most do not work.Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.Comment
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Re: Is it possible for a car to be Catholic?
Do you think Volvos might be Swedenborgian? Seems to make sense.WARNING:
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Re: Is it possible for a car to be Catholic?
The easiest way to find out if it is the Popemobile would be to look in the glove compartment for torn childrens underware.The Lord is my shepherd.Comment
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