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  • Joe the Atheist
    Hellbound atheist - avoid contact
    Forum Member
    • Aug 2007
    • 53

    #16
    Re: faith

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    Such activities are clearly homersexural. Touching your own tallywacker is bad enough, but touching other men's or boy's tallwackers is much worse.

    Since you are touching a male unmentionable member, that makes you and the man/boy you are touching a filthy queer!
    Wait a minute then. What's going on here:
    Genesis 47:29 ...put, I pray thee, thy hand under my thigh, and deal kindly and truly with me...
    Have you heard the Good News? There are no gods, there is no hell, and the only sin is being mean to other people.

    There are no ghosts, pixies, hobgoblins, angels, leprechauns, gods, goddesses, demons, minotaurs, devils, witches, warlocks, dragons, or spirits.

    Prayer, magic spells, and doing nothing accomplish exactly the same thing.

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    • Juliette
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Jan 2008
      • 705

      #17
      Re: faith

      Originally posted by Joe the Atheist View Post
      Wait a minute then. What's going on here:
      Genesis 47:29 ...put, I pray thee, thy hand under my thigh, and deal kindly and truly with me...
      How dare you abusing the Holy Bible to promote filth homerism.

      You will be burn in hell for this sinner. Accept Jesus before you find yourself forever on top of Satans razorsharp sword of evil.


      Romans 1:27 ... burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

      What part of this isn't clear to you?


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      • Justin Bill
        Forum Member
        Forum Member
        • Jan 2008
        • 63

        #18
        Re: faith

        Originally posted by Joe the Atheist View Post
        Wait a minute then. What's going on here:
        Genesis 47:29 ...put, I pray thee, thy hand under my thigh, and deal kindly and truly with me...
        Genesis 32:24-26 (King James Version)

        King James Version (KJV)
        24And Jacob was left alone; and there wrestled a man with him until the breaking of the day.

        25And when he saw that he prevailed not against him, he touched the hollow of his thigh; and the hollow of Jacob's thigh was out of joint, as he wrestled with him.

        26And he said, Let me go, for the day breaketh. And he said, I will not let thee go, except thou bless me.


        I am not skilled in understanding these wise words of the bible, as i have shown my ignorance often on such spiritual matters.

        perhaps one of the wise men of landover can help me understand this bible passage
        Ephesians 6:9
        9And, ye masters, do the same things unto them, forbearing threatening: knowing that your Master also is in heaven; neither is there respect of persons with him.

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        • Ezekiel Bathfire
          Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
          Christ's Rottweiler
           
          • Jan 2008
          • 22885

          #19
          Re: faith (warning Adult content starting page 2)

          Joe the Apiarist Genesis 47:29 ...put, I pray thee, thy hand under my thigh, and deal kindly and truly with me...
          Snivelling tool of Satan – quote the whole passages and the context!

          Ge:47:29: And the time drew nigh that Israel must die: and he called his son Joseph, and said unto him, If now I have found grace in thy sight, put, I pray thee, thy hand under my thigh, and deal kindly and truly with me; bury me not, I pray thee, in Egypt:
          Ge:47:30: But I will lie with my fathers, and thou shalt carry me out of Egypt, and bury me in their buryingplace. And he said, I will do as thou hast said.

          A dieing man has made a final request and is being helped by his son, and all you can do is make blasphemous remarks.

          I suppose when the time comes for your dear father to descend to Hell, you’ll be putting your hand in his mouth to pull the gold teeth!

          You’ve just gone below that papist Mr Martin in my prayer list.
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          “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

          Author of such illuminating essays as,
          Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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