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  • Faith_Machine
    Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Mar 2011
    • 10050

    #1

    Teen Harlots masquerading as exorcists?

    I'd like to get the opinion of the Landover pastors regarding this:

    Meet the exorcist schoolgirls who spend their time casting out DEMONS worldwide


    I could be wrong, but it seems to me they ought to be at home being impregnated by their husbands, as opposed to traipsing around in revealing outfits without male supervision.


    I do appreciate the fact that this newspaper had the good sense not to feature the fat one in her own glamor shot like they did with the other four girls. No sense in rewarding gluttony.
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  • Redeemed Papist
    Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
    True Christian™
    • Jul 2011
    • 10409

    #2
    Re: Teen Harlots masquerading as exorcists?

    Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
    I could be wrong, but it seems to me they ought to be at home being impregnated by their husbands, as opposed to traipsing around in revealing outfits without male supervision.
    AMEN

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    Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

    John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

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    • Bob4God
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      Hands folded for Jesus
       
      • Apr 2008
      • 5274

      #3
      Re: Teen Harlots masquerading as exorcists?

      Would you trust a woman to work on your car or fix your kitchen sink?

      Then why would you trust a woman with your very soul?
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      - Proverbs 15:3

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      • Faith_Machine
        Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Mar 2011
        • 10050

        #4
        Re: Teen Harlots masquerading as exorcists?

        Bob Larson, the fellow who's apparently mentoring these girls, deserves some credit for his seminal work, Larson's Book of Cults, in which he has the courage to call a spade a spade and identify non-Christian religions as the cults they are.

        However, this business of dressing up unmarried teenaged girls like whores and sending them to galavant all over the world pretending to be demon fighters? Most troubling.
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