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My neighbors are lukewarm fluffy bunny Christians. You know, the God loves everybody types that have never read the Bible in their lives.
Anyway their six year old daughter Sally plays with my daughter Abishag. Today Sally said that her father was a good Christian man and a great daddy. I gently explained to her that her daddy was going to scream and burn in Hell forever and ever. After an hour or so she stopped crying and asked me why this would happen to her daddy. I explained that it is because on the roof of the extension of their house. There is no railing around the outside and God will burn him for this,
Deuteronomy 22:8 When thou buildest a new house, then thou shalt make a battlement for thy roof, that thou bring not blood upon thine house, if any man fall from thence.
Anyway she went home and five minutes later she was back with her father who was banging on the door saying his daughter was distraught and God is not going to judge him on a silly rule like that,
I pointed out,
James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.
I told him to read the Bible properly or be prepared for Hell. I then slammed the door in his stupid face. This is just a reminder guys, keep those railings in place. Your eternal soul depends on it. I have attached a photo of his house. Just sickening.
YIC
Jack
Anyway their six year old daughter Sally plays with my daughter Abishag. Today Sally said that her father was a good Christian man and a great daddy. I gently explained to her that her daddy was going to scream and burn in Hell forever and ever. After an hour or so she stopped crying and asked me why this would happen to her daddy. I explained that it is because on the roof of the extension of their house. There is no railing around the outside and God will burn him for this,
Deuteronomy 22:8 When thou buildest a new house, then thou shalt make a battlement for thy roof, that thou bring not blood upon thine house, if any man fall from thence.
Anyway she went home and five minutes later she was back with her father who was banging on the door saying his daughter was distraught and God is not going to judge him on a silly rule like that,
I pointed out,
James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.
I told him to read the Bible properly or be prepared for Hell. I then slammed the door in his stupid face. This is just a reminder guys, keep those railings in place. Your eternal soul depends on it. I have attached a photo of his house. Just sickening.
YIC
Jack
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