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  • Faith_Machine
    Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Mar 2011
    • 10050

    #1

    I think the Papist Spaniards are up to something!

    As you may already know, the Pope is having some kind of weird shindig in Spain right now.

    I've been monitoring this situation closely, paying special attention to Papist communications on Spaniard Web sites. Naturally, I don't speak a word of Chili Pepperese, so when something suspicious like the following conversation catches my eye...

    Manifestación Laika

    ...I have to rely on Google Language Tools to confirm my hunch that something fishy is afoot.

    Google yielded the following imperfect translation. I'm not sure what those ring-kissers are up to, but I think it has something to do with an alleged "manifestation" of a Catholic saint in their country:

    Laika Manifestation
    Category: Events


    8/13/2011 Alberto "DJNPARO" P. says:
    I will organize a demonstration laika alternative for August 18. So all manner of life that bitch like me you are listed at the airport of Torrejon de Ardoz. We're one week to the moon.


    8/13/2011 Lolo "Wrinkleless" R. says:
    I have the luck that I will not be this week in Madrid, but I willingly went to the moon ...


    8/16/2011 Francisco "Frabano" R. says:
    Life-bitch took but unfortunately or fortunately, will not be in Madrid during the World Youth Day Catholic, "so I can not attend the demonstrations lay there!


    8/17/2011 Alberto "DJNPARO" P. says:
    Recently confirmed at the end of Mass Zeta Ratzinger, Rouco Vareta million pergrinos and sing this song to the Pope. ( WARNING: PAPIST HAS POSTED LINK TO SALACIOUS SEX MUSIC VIDEO )

    The Secret have been preparing all year through Papabook Catholic network. It is possible that Rouco singer imitates makeup, changing the star by the crucifix.

    Muddling through that translation, I get the distinct feeling those Catholics are planning something sinister!

    Where is the lovely María Gálvez-Villalobos when we need her most? I wish she was here to take a look at the original, untranslated source material and tell us just what kind of diabolical plot the Mary Hailers have hatched!

    Do any of you speak a word of Spanish? We really need to get to the bottom of this!
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  • Redeemed Papist
    Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
    True Christian™
    • Jul 2011
    • 10409

    #2
    Re: I think the Papist Spaniards are up to something!

    That harlot is probably scrabbling to kiss the Nazi bloke's ring right now.
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    Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

    John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

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    • Faith_Machine
      Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Mar 2011
      • 10050

      #3
      Re: I think the Papist Spaniards are up to something!

      Near as I can tell, this Alberto fellow is some sort of holy-rolling faith healer who's planning to demonstrate his magical powers by bewitching people into thinking a saint has manifested himself and taken them to the moon.

      Also, what is this "Papabook" they speak of? I fear it's some type of Catholic-only social networking site, probably a closed system that enables them to freely swap pictures of little boys.
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      • Faith_Machine
        Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Mar 2011
        • 10050

        #4
        Re: I think the Papist Spaniards are up to something!

        Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
        That harlot is probably scrabbling to kiss the Nazi bloke's ring right now.
        Bite your tongue! María is a virgin, and she has no greater desire than to surrender herself to the Lord and be filled up with His love so she can be a True Christian™!
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        • Brother Enoch
          The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2008
          • 4392

          #5
          Re: I think the Papist Spaniards are up to something!

          Wow. Those Portuguese are creepy. Can you imagine hearing 'people' speak like that all the time?

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          • Faith_Machine
            Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Mar 2011
            • 10050

            #6
            Re: I think the Papist Spaniards are up to something!

            Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
            Wow. Those Portuguese are creepy. Can you imagine hearing 'people' speak like that all the time?
            Believe me Brother Enoch, just figuring out what they were saying gave me a headache!
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            • Liam the ex-drunk
              Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light©
              Forum Member
              • Dec 2010
              • 403

              #7
              Re: I think the Papist Spaniards are up to something!

              So they're involved in sorcery and witchcraft

              What do you expect from a church that believes the bread they break at 'Mass' is the REAL body of christ. They'd believe anything, stupid papists!
              Matthew 10:34
              Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.

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              • Redeemed Papist
                Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                True Christian™
                • Jul 2011
                • 10409

                #8
                Re: I think the Papist Spaniards are up to something!

                Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                Bite your tongue! María is a virgin, and she has no greater desire than to surrender herself to the Lord and be filled up with His love so she can be a True Christian™!
                You're going to have to get in touch with her father, I think. And a gag manufacturer.
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                Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                The truth about volcanos
                Sex and debauchery in public schools
                Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                • Faith_Machine
                  Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Mar 2011
                  • 10050

                  #9
                  Re: I think the Papist Spaniards are up to something!

                  Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                  You're going to have to get in touch with her father, I think. And a gag manufacturer.
                  I could listen to Dear Maria talk all day long!

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                  • Redeemed Papist
                    Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                    True Christian™
                    • Jul 2011
                    • 10409

                    #10
                    Re: I think the Papist Spaniards are up to something!

                    Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                    I could listen to Dear Maria talk all day long!

                    Like you'd get any choice!
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                    Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                    John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                    Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                    The truth about volcanos
                    Sex and debauchery in public schools
                    Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                    God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                    Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                    • Jared Beacon
                      Unsaved trash
                      Under Investigation
                      • Aug 2011
                      • 21

                      #11
                      Re: I think the Papist Spaniards are up to something!

                      I have been to Spain. Those Catholic sex addicts are not to be trusted.
                      Born To Win, Born To shine, Born To Turn Water Into Wine.

                      Isaiah 30:17
                      One thousand [shall flee] at the rebuke of one; at the rebuke of five shall ye flee: till ye be left as a BEACON upon the top of a mountain, and as an ensign on an hill.

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                      • Redeemed Papist
                        Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                        True Christian™
                        • Jul 2011
                        • 10409

                        #12
                        Re: I think the Papist Spaniards are up to something!

                        Originally posted by Jared Beacon View Post
                        I have been to Spain. Those Catholic sex addicts are not to be trusted.
                        What did they do?

                        Tell us in as much detail as possible. We need to know their depravity and if we have a genuine witness...

                        Did you film anything?

                        Again we need to know so the Pastors can take control of the film and distribute it for educational purposes.
                        sigpic
                        Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                        John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                        Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                        The truth about volcanos
                        Sex and debauchery in public schools
                        Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                        God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                        Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                        • Jared Beacon
                          Unsaved trash
                          Under Investigation
                          • Aug 2011
                          • 21

                          #13
                          Re: I think the Papist Spaniards are up to something!

                          Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                          What did they do?

                          Tell us in as much detail as possible. We need to know their depravity and if we have a genuine witness...

                          Did you film anything?

                          Again we need to know so the Pastors can take control of the film and distribute it for educational purposes.
                          I have erased most of it from my mind, but some things remain burnt in forever.

                          I saw two men holding hands, this put me off food for a whole 24 hours.

                          While swimming in the hotel pool a Catholic Priest sat on a sun lounger and watched over me like a fag from hell, it was only when a group of 7 year olds joined the pool that he averted his eyes away from me.

                          I witnessed a woman shouting at a man. He did not raise his hand to her once
                          Born To Win, Born To shine, Born To Turn Water Into Wine.

                          Isaiah 30:17
                          One thousand [shall flee] at the rebuke of one; at the rebuke of five shall ye flee: till ye be left as a BEACON upon the top of a mountain, and as an ensign on an hill.

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                          • Redeemed Papist
                            Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                            True Christian™
                            • Jul 2011
                            • 10409

                            #14
                            Re: I think the Papist Spaniards are up to something!

                            Truly dreadful. Who knows what goes on behind closed doors!
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                            Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                            John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                            Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                            The truth about volcanos
                            Sex and debauchery in public schools
                            Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                            God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                            Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                            • Billy Bob Jenkins
                              Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                              About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                              Hates anal sex. And trees.
                              True Christian™
                              • May 2010
                              • 8337

                              #15
                              Re: I think the Papist Spaniards are up to something!

                              Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                              Truly dreadful. Who knows what goes on behind closed doors!
                              You simply do not want to know what my field research, data collection and analysis with the True Christians(tm) of the Anti-Sodomy Society has uncovered! We are keeping our reports in a secret archive for your protection.
                              The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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