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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22908

    #16
    Re: "Buddha Burns": Teaching Children to Refute False Religions

    Brother Obadiah! I stand in awe and amazement; never has such a long felt want been so richly fulfilled.

    My 12 sons and 8 daughters have delivered me, so far, 46 grandchildren, with one more in the oven doing nicely. I ordered a copy of each for all of them and appreciate the discount for quantity. I awaited their delivery with a similar joy of anticipation as we await the Rapture. I was not disappointed.

    (Warning spoilers follow)

    In Molested by Murderous Muhammad the pop-ups of the severing of limbs is beyond compare.

    In Buddha Burns, the scratch-‘n-sniff fiery pit is a genius touch.

    In Holy Cow, I do not know how you managed to obtain the quality of the art work – as the Untouchable Caste female, with the starving child, has her kidneys removed by the Brahman doctor…one can fairly feel the pain.

    In Money Talks: Conversations With a New York Jew, the 2 elder generations of the Bathfire family nodded sagely as the hero’s father, Izzy Blumstein, charges Sheldon $5 for an extra portion of sour cream at his own Bah Mitzvah.

    There is so much education and well-researched truths here and so lovingly prepared.

    I am pleased, but not surprised, to hear Jungle Bungle has over 100,000 advance sales already – I’m amongst them!

    Please, you really must put your ideas to work on the anti-Christ in Rome.
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    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

    Author of such illuminating essays as,
    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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    • Nobar King
      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
      Christ's Guardian
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2007
      • 23748

      #17
      Re: "Buddha Burns": Teaching Children to Refute False Religions

      Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
      Why do you call me "Major" Tom? I never served in the military!
      'Major Tom' is a Space Cadet. Haven't you ever heard the song? It's about a homo astronaut.
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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      • Pastor Isaac Peters
        Senior Pastor
        Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
        Always Biblically correct
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 10639

        #18
        Re: "Buddha Burns": Teaching Children to Refute False Religions

        Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
        And who do you say the real Mary is? What's your description?

        Elizabeth said when she visited: "Blessed are you among women and blessed is the fruit of your womb. But who am I that the Mother of my Lord should come to me?"
        Oh, that's just too easy.

        Luke 11:27-28: And it came to pass, as he spake these things, a certain woman of the company lifted up her voice, and said unto him, Blessed [is] the womb that bare thee, and the paps which thou hast sucked. But he said, Yea rather, blessed [are] they that hear the word of God, and keep it.

        Don't make that same mistake. Join us in True Christianity™, so you can hear the Word of God, keep it, and be blessed.
        This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

        Questions to ask liberal "Christians"Things that the Bible doesn't sayTolerance

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        • Pastor Billy-Reuben
          Senior Pastor
          VP of Evangelical Outreach
          On FIRE for Jesus
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 5812

          #19
          Re: "Buddha Burns": Teaching Children to Refute False Religions

          Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
          In other words, you can't answer the substance of what I said.
          He never does. He is proven wrong time and time again, but that never stops him from attempting to derail the discussion or bringing up the same discredited objections over and over again.
          Upon request I will cite scripture for all these facts in God's Holy Word.

          ✝ This is a Christian community and we worship GOD of the Holy bible, the only Living GOD. We worship Jesus Christ, Son of GOD and Savior. Anything else is absurd. ✝
          Trump / Arpaio 2016 -- The Government We Deserve
          #ChristianLivesMatter

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          • Father Thomas Martin
            Pedantic Pubescent Pedophile Papist Proselytizer
            • Jul 2007
            • 1015

            #20
            Re: "Buddha Burns": Teaching Children to Refute False Religions

            Well, the most graphic violence on the history of the boards, would be a description of the things I would rather have happen to me here on earth than leave Rome for Freehold and punch my one-way ticket to hell.
            ACTS 5:29

            But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
            There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?

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            • Ezekiel Bathfire
              Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
              Christ's Rottweiler
               
              • Jan 2008
              • 22908

              #21
              Re: "Buddha Burns": Teaching Children to Refute False Religions

              Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
              ... and punch my one-way ticket to hell.
              Where did you get your one-way ticket to hell?
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              “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

              Author of such illuminating essays as,
              Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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              • Father Thomas Martin
                Pedantic Pubescent Pedophile Papist Proselytizer
                • Jul 2007
                • 1015

                #22
                Re: "Buddha Burns": Teaching Children to Refute False Religions

                Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                Where did you get your one-way ticket to hell?
                I would get it if I ever betrayed Jesus and joined you heretics!
                ACTS 5:29

                But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
                There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?

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                • Pastor Billy-Reuben
                  Senior Pastor
                  VP of Evangelical Outreach
                  On FIRE for Jesus
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 5812

                  #23
                  Re: "Buddha Burns": Teaching Children to Refute False Religions

                  Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
                  I would get it if I ever betrayed Jesus and joined you heretics!
                  You betrayed Jesus the day you put on your collar and became a leader in your pagan cult.
                  Upon request I will cite scripture for all these facts in God's Holy Word.

                  ✝ This is a Christian community and we worship GOD of the Holy bible, the only Living GOD. We worship Jesus Christ, Son of GOD and Savior. Anything else is absurd. ✝
                  Trump / Arpaio 2016 -- The Government We Deserve
                  #ChristianLivesMatter

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                  • Father Thomas Martin
                    Pedantic Pubescent Pedophile Papist Proselytizer
                    • Jul 2007
                    • 1015

                    #24
                    Re: "Buddha Burns": Teaching Children to Refute False Religions

                    Originally posted by Pastor Billy-Reuben View Post
                    You betrayed Jesus the day you put on your collar and became a leader in your pagan cult.
                    Do you have any proof that Catholicism is fake and that it started so many other religions and is plotting to kill all of you? (Besides these hateful Chick tracts)

                    Jesus said His True Church would last from the Holy Spirit's descent to His Second Coming. Or do you dispute His words, "...and the gates of Hades shall not prevail against it?" (If you believe in a schism early, then you believe these gates did prevail!)
                    ACTS 5:29

                    But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
                    There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?

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                    • Ezekiel Bathfire
                      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                      Christ's Rottweiler
                       
                      • Jan 2008
                      • 22908

                      #25
                      Re: "Buddha Burns": Teaching Children to Refute False Religions

                      Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
                      Do you have any proof that Catholicism is fake and that it started so many other religions and is plotting to kill all of you? (Besides these hateful Chick tracts)

                      Jesus said His True Church would last from the Holy Spirit's descent to His Second Coming. Or do you dispute His words, "...and the gates of Hades shall not prevail against it?" (If you believe in a schism early, then you believe these gates did prevail!)
                      The Good Pastor may reply, but in the meantime:

                      M't:16:15: He saith unto them, But whom say ye that I am?
                      M't:16:16: And Simon Peter answered and said, Thou art the Christ, the Son of the living God.
                      M't:16:17: And Jesus answered and said unto him, Blessed art thou, Simon Bar-jona: for flesh and blood hath not revealed it unto thee, but my Father which is in heaven.
                      M't:16:18: And I say also unto thee, That thou art Peter, and upon this rock I will build my church; and the gates of hell shall not prevail against it.

                      Mr Martin, the odd verse here and there is not good enough, lets have some context.

                      Yes, yes, there is the play upon words in Greek, Latin and Aramaic – something that the “church” of Rome has taken out of context and to heart to justify their unbridled lust for power and wealth as usual.

                      Ask yourself, “To what is Christ referring when He says, “and upon this rock I will build my church””? Surely it is obvious that He is referring to the answer given in M't:16:16: “Thou art the Christ, the Son of the living God.”

                      If it helps you, just see the words, “this rock” as “the belief that I am the Christ, the Son of the living God.” And see how much sense it makes.

                      This is the basis of Christianity.

                      If it is not, why do we then get,

                      “M't:16:22: Then Peter took him, and began to rebuke him, saying, Be it far from thee, Lord: this shall not be unto thee.
                      M't:16:23: But he turned, and said unto Peter, Get thee behind me, Satan: thou art an offence unto me: for thou savourest not the things that be of God, but those that be of men.”?

                      Was Peter always going to be the best choice? I think not.

                      On the other hand, I can’t think of a pope that didn’t “savourest not the things that be of God, but those that be of men.”

                      And please use KJV – “Hades” is the Greek underworld filled with pagans (similar to you heathens really) – no-one here ever expected "Hades" to be a problem, but hell was always going to require some Godly work.
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                      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                      Author of such illuminating essays as,
                      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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