[Rev. Edward Clement]

Re: 9/11: May We Never Forget

I am still upset we did not retaliate and nuke the middle east bastards.

Every single one of them wants to eradicate the world of Jesus. There, I said what needed to be said. I am sorry for the language but I feel mighty powerful about this.
I will never hire a mooslime to worhk on the Hutchins Plantation

Amen, I feel the same way Brother!

The musslimes are the same as the filthy followers of Baalpeor, and we know what the Lord did to that heathen bunch!

Deuteronomy
4:3 Your eyes have seen what the LORD did because of Baalpeor: for all the men that followed Baalpeor, the LORD thy God hath destroyed them from among you.

[Free Market Fred]

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Fellow True Christians, as you all know, 9/11 is a very special day in American history. And this being the 10th anniversary, my company has redoubled its efforts to make the best and most profitable 9/11 ever.

Although figures are still preliminary, the reports I'm getting from our retail and online outlets show that sales of 9/11 memorabilia have exceeded our wildest expectations. T-shirts, coffee mugs, flags and bumper stickers practically flew off the shelves this year.



We realized that this being a patriotic event, American consumers might object to the fact that all this stuff is usually made in China. Since, as a caring sharing company, Uranus Corporation is sensitive to people's needs, we hired only American citizens at our privatized prisons to remove the "Made in China" labels and sew in "Made in USA" substitutes. Of course, the "Made in USA" labels were themselves made in China - you can't expect a bunch of dumb jailbirds to do everything, can you? But I can assure you that we didn't hire any illegal aliens to do the sewing - we required every prisoner to sign a "citizenship pledge" before being hired, and I'm sure they wouldn't lie. As a model prison employer, we paid the bonus holiday wage of 3 cigarette packs per 18-hour work-day (rather than the usual 2) in honor of the 9/11 victims.

Of course, the USA isn't the only place we do business. As a multi-national conglomerate, we have business interests in the Middle East, and Saudi Arabia is one of our biggest customers. Since we are culturally sensitive, we wanted to market products that would be suitable for local Arab children. One of our latest bestsellers is a new Xbox video game called "Death to the USA!" It's similar to Microsoft Flight Simulator, only the kids can practice how to fly airplanes into buildings (there are no flight modules for take-offs and landings). We include detailed navigation maps, along with scenery, so that the kids can identify new targets like the Washington Monument, Statue of Liberty and the Golden Gate Bridge. Other popular items include toy AK-47 rifles, hand grenades and practice suicide vests sized for children.


Patriotic Saudi kid celebrating 9/11


Toys for toddlers

Another bit of good 9/11 related news - as a major health insurance provider, we've been responsible for seeing that first responders would be looked after in case of any work-related injuries. The good news is that we finally got the US Supreme Court to rule that 9/11 induced illnesses are forever classified as "pre-existing conditions," and thus we do not owe all those whining fireman, cops and ambulance drivers a dime. If they want socialized medicine, let them move to Canada.

So Happy 10th 9/11 Anniversary to everyone! And let me assure you that when the next terrorist incident occurs, Uranus Corporation will be there, bringing you patriotic and culturally sensitive products for the whole family to enjoy!

[Redeemed Papist]

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My heart was filled with gladness when I watched this video of some Christians shouting down an isloamofascist in front of the White House earlier today. 9/11 is a CHRISTIAN HOLIDAY, and those ragheads would do well to remember it. God will not be mocked!

"What kind of God would tell you to kill other people that don't believe in your religion?" asked the bearded soft Christian.

Deuteronomy 17
2If there be found among you, within any of thy gates which the LORD thy God giveth thee, man or woman, that hath wrought wickedness in the sight of the LORD thy God, in transgressing his covenant, 3And hath gone and served other gods, and worshipped them, either the sun, or moon, or any of the host of heaven, which I have not commanded; 4And it be told thee, and thou hast heard of it, and inquired diligently, and, behold, it be true, and the thing certain, that such abomination is wrought in Israel: 5Then shalt thou bring forth that man or that woman, which have committed that wicked thing, unto thy gates, even that man or that woman, and shalt stone them with stones, till they die.

I don't know what point the strange bearded fellow was trying to make unless he was screaming for permission from his masters to grant a law that meant he could do the right thing and just up and kill that Muslim bloke rather than the embarrassing spectacle of just being able to yell at him.

[SUV]

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Oh, how wonderful! Walmart has declared 9/11 as the first Shopping Day of the Christmas Season!!!

It was so horrible every year to have to wait all the way until Black Friday in November

[Waymarker]

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[VictoryOS]

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Another image, this one from today. What is this gay-girl doing? Doesn't look like she is Praying at all!

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Look at the back of "her" shirt. It says DRUGS. That should be our first clue.

My guess is this is the next place she wants to snort drugs. She's taking a picture to send to her girlfriend. The picture will help lead them to the location later since she won't remember a thing after she hops back down from whatever high she is on.