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  • OnYourKnees
    On Extended Furlough
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2006
    • 4729

    #196
    Re: How did you bag your Goths?

    Originally posted by tommy View Post
    Well, I can't tell you the details cause I might get prosecuted, but I can give you a hint: group hug!
    If the police harass you for doing the Lord's work, that's called PERSECUTION, not PROSECUTION.

    And so you hugged them to death? Not buying it.

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    • hellion
      Nasty and Mean-Spirited
      • Nov 2006
      • 564

      #197
      Re: How did you bag your Goths?

      Originally posted by OnYourKnees View Post
      If the police harass you for doing the Lord's work, that's called PERSECUTION, not PROSECUTION.

      And so you hugged them to death? Not buying it.
      'Hugging to death' is a figure of speech. It'll never hold up in the court of law. But I don't believe Tom really did it. He's probably just bragging to get attention.
      "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

      Moderatio est Figmentum

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      • Pastor Al E Pistle
        Christ's Cōnsiliārius
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 9323

        #198
        Re: How did you bag your Goths?

        Originally posted by hellion View Post
        'Hugging to death' is a figure of speech.
        In what culture? Certainly not in GODLY America.
        Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
        "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
        Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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        • Ixi
          Wretched Unsaved Goth
          Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
          • Sep 2006
          • 844

          #199
          Re: How did you bag your Goths?

          Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
          In what culture? Certainly not in GODLY America.
          You'll be suprised of all of the figures of speech that exist in "Godly America". And by the way, is it only America that is "godly"? There are a ton of Christains in other countrys.
          A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.

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          • Brother Temperance
            Senior Usher
            True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
            A very nice young man
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 15621

            #200
            Re: How did you bag your Goths?

            Originally posted by hellion View Post
            'Hugging to death' is a figure of speech. It'll never hold up in the court of law. But I don't believe Tom really did it. He's probably just bragging to get attention.
            Tommy is out of his mind. He probably got mixed up about the difference between grasshoppers and goths again. Either that, or he infected 12 goths with AIDS in one day, which is also plausible. Either way, God is none too impressed.
            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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            • tommy
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • Oct 2006
              • 392

              #201
              Re: How many goths have you bagged today?

              I didn't hug them. In the vast momentum of pure spiritual aura they hugged themselves.
              The Lord is a man of war: the Lord is his name.
              Exodus 15:3

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              • OnYourKnees
                On Extended Furlough
                True Christian™
                • Nov 2006
                • 4729

                #202
                Re: How many goths have you bagged today?

                Originally posted by tommy View Post
                I didn't hug them. In the vast momentum of pure spiritual aura they hugged themselves.
                This sounds like a euphemism for self-abusive perversions.

                That is not the sort of thing we discuss here, pup.

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                • hellion
                  Nasty and Mean-Spirited
                  • Nov 2006
                  • 564

                  #203
                  Re: How did you bag your Goths?

                  Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                  In what culture? Certainly not in GODLY America.
                  In the court of law, and that's what matters.
                  "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

                  Moderatio est Figmentum

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                  • HolierThanThou
                    Unsaved trash
                    Under Investigation
                    • Feb 2008
                    • 12

                    #204
                    Re: How many goths have you bagged today?

                    Originally posted by Poetic Peter View Post


                    A flatter place than Iowa is

                    your battered mental plane:

                    flatter than IHOP pancakes

                    burnt to black on hellish iron.


                    Someday I'll float, finished,

                    souffle,

                    while you will sink and have to wait

                    inedible on satan's plate.

                    Wow, you can rhyme (badly).

                    Did you all skip over the 10 commandments when you were reading the bible.

                    Hmm. Thou shalt not kill... Big part of the book to miss.

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                    • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                      Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                      One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                      Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                      True Christian™
                      • Dec 2006
                      • 12414

                      #205
                      Re: How many goths have you bagged today?

                      Originally posted by HolierThanThou View Post
                      Wow, you can rhyme (badly).

                      Did you all skip over the 10 commandments when you were reading the bible.

                      Hmm. Thou shalt not kill... Big part of the book to miss.
                      Suffer not a witch to live. Big part of the book to miss.
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