[OnYourKnees]

Re: How did you bag your Goths?

Well, I can't tell you the details cause I might get prosecuted, but I can give you a hint: group hug!

If the police harass you for doing the Lord's work, that's called PERSECUTION, not PROSECUTION.

And so you hugged them to death? Not buying it.

[hellion]

Re: How did you bag your Goths?

If the police harass you for doing the Lord's work, that's called PERSECUTION, not PROSECUTION.

And so you hugged them to death? Not buying it.

'Hugging to death' is a figure of speech. It'll never hold up in the court of law. But I don't believe Tom really did it. He's probably just bragging to get attention.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: How did you bag your Goths?

'Hugging to death' is a figure of speech.

In what culture? Certainly not in GODLY America.

[Ixi]

Re: How did you bag your Goths?

In what culture? Certainly not in GODLY America.

You'll be suprised of all of the figures of speech that exist in "Godly America". And by the way, is it only America that is "godly"? There are a ton of Christains in other countrys.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: How did you bag your Goths?

'Hugging to death' is a figure of speech. It'll never hold up in the court of law. But I don't believe Tom really did it. He's probably just bragging to get attention.

Tommy is out of his mind. He probably got mixed up about the difference between grasshoppers and goths again. Either that, or he infected 12 goths with AIDS in one day, which is also plausible. Either way, God is none too impressed.

[tommy]

Re: How many goths have you bagged today?

I didn't hug them. In the vast momentum of pure spiritual aura they hugged themselves.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: How many goths have you bagged today?

I didn't hug them. In the vast momentum of pure spiritual aura they hugged themselves.

This sounds like a euphemism for self-abusive perversions.

That is not the sort of thing we discuss here, pup.

[hellion]

Re: How did you bag your Goths?

In what culture? Certainly not in GODLY America.

In the court of law, and that's what matters.

[HolierThanThou]

Re: How many goths have you bagged today?

A flatter place than Iowa is

your battered mental plane:

flatter than IHOP pancakes

burnt to black on hellish iron.


Someday I'll float, finished,

souffle,

while you will sink and have to wait

inedible on satan's plate.

Wow, you can rhyme (badly).

Did you all skip over the 10 commandments when you were reading the bible.

Hmm. Thou shalt not kill... Big part of the book to miss.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: How many goths have you bagged today?

Wow, you can rhyme (badly).

Did you all skip over the 10 commandments when you were reading the bible.

Hmm. Thou shalt not kill... Big part of the book to miss.

Suffer not a witch to live. Big part of the book to miss.