How many goths have you bagged today?

[Wash O'Hanley]

Witch hunting season started with a bang and a thud this year for old Wash. As I was driving to the fish and tackle store to get my Witch Hunting Permit I saw a live one walking to the mall (probably to go to hot Topic and by copious amounts of "The Nightmare Before Christmas" clothing) so I made a sharp turn onto the sidewalk and pinned her between my grill and a lightpost. The minor damages to my car (who knew such a fat waste of space could do so much front-end damage to a Land Rover?) were a small price to pay (and were easily covered by the spending money found in the subject's wallet) for keeping the streets free of gothic losers this Halloween. Even though it is against the law to kill a Goth without a permit I know God and the Freehold city Fish and Game commission will look the other way this time seeing my perfect record with them and impecable eye for Goths.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: How many goths have you bagged today?

Got a good one yesterday. It was one of those Goth 'guys', if anything under all that long hair and make up could be considered male. He/She/It was walking around the ruins of the old Robbins mill writing poetry or spells or something (hard to tell). Put the first bullet into it's book and was rewarded with a great expression of shock on it's face. Next bullet when into it's right leg and I let it try to crawl away for a few minutes before I closed for the kill. Those won't fake tears of angst on that Goth’s face let me tell you.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: How many goths have you bagged today?

Nice kill Brother Wash!

I didn't kill this gothtard, but I did manage drag him about 200 yards before his pleather coat came free from my bumper.

I turned around and tried to go back and finish him off but he disappeared down a manhole. I decided not to go after him as I was running late for my nail appointment.


With Love, Sister Thumper

P/S: I still have one of his horns stuck in my left rear wheel hub cap.

[Ixi]

Re: How many goths have you bagged today?

YOU IDIOTS!

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: How many goths have you bagged today?

YOU IDIOTS!

I dare you to come to Freehold and say that to us Ixi.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: How many goths have you bagged today?

Even though it is against the law to kill a Goth without a permit I know God and the Freehold city Fish and Game commission will look the other way this time seeing my perfect record with them and impecable eye for Goths.

If things get unpleasant, be sure to demand a jury trial. Since we're talking about Freehold, not some liberal waste of space like Virginia Beach, you should be able to get a sympathetic jury.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: How many goths have you bagged today?

If things get unpleasant, be sure to demand a jury trial. Since we're talking about Freehold, not some liberal waste of space like Virginia Beach, you should be able to get a sympathetic jury.

Trial for a misdemeanor? Wash should just be a man about it and pay the $20 fine.

[Rain]

Re: How many goths have you bagged today?

I've done my best to make the few I have pinned down look like suicidal deaths, as I'd rather not be charged for doing His work by the damned British Government..
So far it seems to be working, I had one in the woods earlier trying to sacrifice innocent kitties to his/her/its demon gods, and I snuck up before smacking it as hard as I could over its hideous greasy haired head. It sort of collapsed beside me, so I put a bullet in it's head and dumped it over the bridge into the stream!! Suicide of a depressed mopey gothic, that's what the police will say!

~Rain

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: How many goths have you bagged today?

Friends, I may have hit the jackpot! Instead of letting all the little demons slag about the streets getting entangled in the teeth of the neighborhood pit bulls, we arranged for them to all appear in one place....a county park WITH their wickedan parents. We billed this as a "Halloween Samhain celebration and Renaissance Faire". It will attract every tree-hugger and their demon-spawn for miles around!

We have set up barrels of gasoline every fifteen feet, disguised as light stands. At 8PM sharp, everyone will gather inside the circle of lights for the grand drawing and the crowning of the Lord and Lady. Then.....BOOM!

I can just imagine all the little wickedan children, hair and hemp clothing ablaze, running in circles screaming.

[Ixi]

Re: How many goths have you bagged today?

You wouldn't dare! Where is this taking place, tonight?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: How many goths have you bagged today?

You wouldn't dare! Where is this taking place, tonight?

I don't know. Pastor Al has gone "undisclosed" on the Pastor Watch board here in Security but frankly I wish he had chosen to invite me to help out at his party. It sounds Godly.

[Ixi]

Re: How many goths have you bagged today?

It sounds stupid! So its at Landover?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: How many goths have you bagged today?

It sounds stupid! So its at Landover?

There are no wickers at Landover Baptist church or in the city of Freehold, Iowa. All do I know is Pastor Al and his bodyguards are out of Freehold and if I did know I am certianly not going to tell the likes of you were he is. I bet you would love nothing more that to strap a bomb to your chest Ixi and run up to Pastor Al.

[Ixi]

Re: How many goths have you bagged today?

Not really...just save my friends.

[Petal]

Re: How many goths have you bagged today?

Not really...just save my friends.

your wish is my commands, Miss.Ixi!

here be Miss.Goy, she were a wicker slave an them mean wickers whupped her into submissshuns, they forceds her go trick-or-treatin in my nieghborhood she walked for miles an miles her dainty an ladylike trotters sore an raw from her liddle piggy exershuns . but it ok cuz now she safe in my basements an Miss.Sue Vera gonna be gettin lots an lots of bootiful christmas hams