[Brother Temperance]

Re: How many goths have you bagged today?

Any jury will prove that a goth is a human being, just like you and me.

This isn't California; Brother Wash has the right to be tried by a journey of his peers. Round these parts, there is a very good likelihood that his peers will include a lot of good old Christian boys, who may not see things the same way you do. Understood?

This whole situation is starting to remind me of that incident with Bobby Joe and the bunnyman.

[Ixi]

Re: How many goths have you bagged today?

Look Icky, send me a picture of your mom. We may be able to find a good Baptist man to take her in if she leaves all of you brats there in JV.

Do you think I'm stupid? My mom is probally to young to find some Baptist man, and we are happy the way we are. Besides, they don't allow computers in JV so I'm not there, and I don't think they allow 3 year olds either.

[Ixi]

Re: How many goths have you bagged today?

Of course you would, dear, of course you would. So would we all! You are a very bright little child to realise that! Well done Icky Wicky, we'll put a gold star in your book.

Really, you should be on Mastermind for that insight. Master of the "Bleedin' Obvious".

But the question that I am asking is a different one. The question could be put two ways:

1) Would you rather be poor with love, or rich with love?
2) Would you rather be miserable and poor or miserable and rich?

My my Enobarbus, what a good little boy you are to read a metaphor the wrong way!

[Ixi]

Re: How many goths have you bagged today?

Of course you don't want to be like that. Never coming out of your cubicle would be very stupid.

But if you won a prize of a million dollars would you refuse it because money can't buy happiness?

Would you?

I'm not stupid. Of course I would spend the money, and donate some of it to the rainforests and Africa.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: How many goths have you bagged today?

Do you think I'm stupid?

YOU? Oh heck no! That's the last thing anyone thinks!

My mom is probally to young to find some Baptist man, and we are happy the way we are.

No one is EVER too young to become a Baptist. Just think, all you little girls could dress up in fluffy pink dresses, and matching shoes and white gloves and go to church every Sunday morning instead of wasting your lives as worthless pagans.

Besides, they don't allow computers in JV so I'm not there, and I don't think they allow 3 year olds either.

Probably not. Three year old criminals have a facility all to themselves.

[Ixi]

Re: How many goths have you bagged today?

Probably not. Three year old criminals have a facility all to themselves.

I'M NOT IN JV!!!!!!!!!!! And the last thing I want to do is waste a day in a fluffy DRESS! Ugh! That might appeal to Avie but certainly not to me.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: How many goths have you bagged today?

I'M NOT IN JV!!!!!!!!!!! And the last thing I want to do is waste a day in a fluffy DRESS! Ugh! That might appeal to Avie but certainly not to me.

Then why are you always here if you don't want us to convince you to go to church?

[Brother Temperance]

Re: How many goths have you bagged today?

I'm not stupid. Of course I would spend the money, and donate some of it to the rainforests and Africa.

You just contradicted yourself quite impressively there.

[Ixi]

Re: How many goths have you bagged today?

Then why are you always here if you don't want us to convince you to go to church?

I'd like to see you try.

[Enobarbus]

Re: How many goths have you bagged today?

My my Enobarbus, what a good little boy you are to read a metaphor the wrong way!

What metaphor? I am simply attempting to get you and Hellswit to follow a straight logical path instead of just parroting all this fluffy-bunny hippie nonsense that the pair of you are so keen on.

"I'd rather be poor and have love than be rich and lonely." Blah, blah, blah, yap, yap, babble, babble...

But if you are talking about romantic love, there is no such thing -- at least not in the way you imagine it.

Of course, it may take you until you are about 30 to realise that what I'm saying is true. But true it is. Pull yourself together you little brat, and stop dreaming.

[Enobarbus]

Re: How many goths have you bagged today?

I'd like to see you try.

Ixi, think of all the new friends that you might make if you went to church. You may meet some rich family and make friends with their kids and they take you out on the yacht, and trips...

There may be one or two cute and cool boys there who, being good Baptists, don't try to have their wicked way with you before you've finished saying, "Hi". You may meet the love of your life there, marry him, and live happily ever after. Of course you will spend your time at home and produce lots of little Ixi's and Avias and Kestrels. (Preferably no Adias), but think of the wonderful time you will have looking after, nurturing, and loving little kiddies of you own? What more could you want?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: How many goths have you bagged today?

SCREEEECH! Stop the train. Was this supposedly written by Icky? "My my Enobarbus, what a good little boy you are to read a metaphor the wrong way!"

Because I think we are in the presence of a bunch of scammers or worse. I think Icky and her family should be banned immediately.

[Enobarbus]

Re: How many goths have you bagged today?

SCREEEECH! Stop the train. Was this supposedly written by Icky? "My my Enobarbus, what a good little boy you are to read a metaphor the wrong way!"

Because I think we are in the presence of a bunch of scammers or worse. I think Icky and her family should be banned immediately.

Hmmm... It did seem odd. Not what I had expected. Perhaps mom or one of the cousins was visiting Ikie in JV and typed an answer for her?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: How many goths have you bagged today?

Hmmm... It did seem odd. Not what I had expected. Perhaps mom or one of the cousins was visiting Ikie in JV and typed an answer for her?

Mom, probably. But why would mom be online? If she wants a Baptist man she must go to church! Of course, it COULD have been the warden.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: How many goths have you bagged today?

Mom, probably. But why would mom be online? If she wants a Baptist man she must go to church! Of course, it COULD have been the warden.

But does she want a Baptist man, or just any fellow who happens to have five dollars and ten minutes on his hands? Maybe she was trying to steal a bit of Lilith's custom.