Yes, but only because of your immortal soul. Jesus weeps that you hate Him and His Church. If you don't care about yourself, send me your parent's credit cards so at least THEY can be saved(R).
I knew this was just a scam from the beginning! You're not even christian. You're just a bunch of televangelists looking for a quick buck. And bad ones at that.
"I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."
I knew this was just a scam from the beginning! You're not even christian. You're just a bunch of televangelists looking for a quick buck. And bad ones at that.
Bah! Of course we are Christians and this is JESUS' favorite church, you little witch!
Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
"God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him". Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
You just want money! Theres no way anyone can think like this!
Icky, you talk to hundreds of us on a daily basis, from all over the world. Of course we all think like this. The BIBLE tells us to!
Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
"God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him". Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
You just want money! Theres no way anyone can think like this!
Why would I need your change?
I probably handle more money in a day than your whole family make in a year, so don't make me laugh...
We serve God, Ixky, and you cannot serve both God and mammon.
No servant can serve two masters: For either he will hate the one, and love the other; or else he will hold to the one, and despise the other. Ye cannot serve God and mammon. Luke 16:13
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it. A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing. Proverbs 9:12-13
Uhh.. No.
I trade in property, land, real estate, shares, property development, consulting..
That kind of thing.
How's that stealing? Or even dishonest?
Maybe you should watch your tongue before I buy YOUR house. (And evict you.)
Don't sass your elders, child.
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it. A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing. Proverbs 9:12-13
Now where does it say that people evolved from chimpanzees?
Not in the Bible, that's for sure. So there's no good reason to believe it.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
I knew this was just a scam from the beginning! You're not even christian. You're just a bunch of televangelists looking for a quick buck. And bad ones at that.
Revelation 21:8But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
Why would I need your change?
I probably handle more money in a day than your whole family make in a year, so don't make me laugh...
We serve God, Ixky, and you cannot serve both God and mammon.
No servant can serve two masters: For either he will hate the one, and love the other; or else he will hold to the one, and despise the other. Ye cannot serve God and mammon. Luke 16:13
The why do you harrass us for money all the time? It's like you're begging. What? You can't pay the rent on your alley-way box?
"I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."
Bah! Of course we are Christians and this is JESUS' favorite church, you little witch!
You sound more like a sleazy con-artist to me. You know the kind: hair slicked back with cheap gel, generic brand suit, would sell their soul for a dime.
"I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."
You sound more like a sleazy con-artist to me. You know the kind: hair slicked back with cheap gel, generic brand suit, would sell their soul for a dime.
PLEASE! I am not a congressman!
Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
"God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him". Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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