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  • Ixi
    Wretched Unsaved Goth
    Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
    • Sep 2006
    • 844

    #121
    Re: How many goths have you bagged today?

    Now where does it say that? People evolved from chimpanzees.
    A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.

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    • Jesus is Lord
      Devout seeker of the Truth™
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 639

      #122
      Re: How many goths have you bagged today?

      Originally posted by Ixi View Post
      Now where does it say that? People evolved from chimpanzees.
      WRONG! We were created by God in His image. How can you still believe in that evolution crap after it has been disproved so many times on this forum?
      The Big-Bang: GOD spoke and, BANG, the universe was formed.
      Genesis 1:1 - In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
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      • hellion
        Nasty and Mean-Spirited
        • Nov 2006
        • 564

        #123
        Re: How many goths have you bagged today?

        Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
        Yes, but only because of your immortal soul. Jesus weeps that you hate Him and His Church. If you don't care about yourself, send me your parent's credit cards so at least THEY can be saved(R).
        I knew this was just a scam from the beginning! You're not even christian. You're just a bunch of televangelists looking for a quick buck. And bad ones at that.
        "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

        Moderatio est Figmentum

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        • Pastor Al E Pistle
          Christ's Cōnsiliārius
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 9323

          #124
          Re: How many goths have you bagged today?

          Originally posted by hellion View Post
          I knew this was just a scam from the beginning! You're not even christian. You're just a bunch of televangelists looking for a quick buck. And bad ones at that.
          Bah! Of course we are Christians and this is JESUS' favorite church, you little witch!
          Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
          "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
          Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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          • Ixi
            Wretched Unsaved Goth
            Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
            • Sep 2006
            • 844

            #125
            Re: How many goths have you bagged today?

            You just want money! Theres no way anyone can think like this!
            A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.

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            • Pastor Al E Pistle
              Christ's Cōnsiliārius
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 9323

              #126
              Re: How many goths have you bagged today?

              Originally posted by Ixi View Post
              You just want money! Theres no way anyone can think like this!
              Icky, you talk to hundreds of us on a daily basis, from all over the world. Of course we all think like this. The BIBLE tells us to!
              Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
              "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
              Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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              • SalvationSeeker
                True Christian™ Theologian
                Forum Member
                • Sep 2006
                • 3892

                #127
                Re: How many goths have you bagged today?

                Originally posted by Ixi View Post
                You just want money! Theres no way anyone can think like this!
                Why would I need your change?
                I probably handle more money in a day than your whole family make in a year, so don't make me laugh...

                We serve God, Ixky, and you cannot serve both God and mammon.

                No servant can serve two masters:
                For either he will hate the one, and love the other; or else he will hold to the one, and despise the other.
                Ye cannot serve God and mammon.
                Luke 16:13
                If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                Proverbs 9:12-13

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                • Ixi
                  Wretched Unsaved Goth
                  Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 844

                  #128
                  Re: How many goths have you bagged today?

                  How do you get so rich? You steal it!
                  A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.

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                  • SalvationSeeker
                    True Christian™ Theologian
                    Forum Member
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 3892

                    #129
                    Re: How many goths have you bagged today?

                    Originally posted by Ixi View Post
                    How do you get so rich? You steal it!
                    Uhh.. No.
                    I trade in property, land, real estate, shares, property development, consulting..
                    That kind of thing.

                    How's that stealing? Or even dishonest?
                    Maybe you should watch your tongue before I buy YOUR house. (And evict you.)
                    Don't sass your elders, child.
                    If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                    A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                    Proverbs 9:12-13

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                    • Brother Temperance
                      Senior Usher
                      True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                      A very nice young man
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 15621

                      #130
                      Re: How many goths have you bagged today?

                      Originally posted by Ixi View Post
                      Now where does it say that people evolved from chimpanzees?
                      Not in the Bible, that's for sure. So there's no good reason to believe it.
                      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                      • Enobarbus
                        Professor of English Landover University
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 3496

                        #131
                        Re: How many goths have you bagged today?

                        Originally posted by hellion View Post
                        I knew this was just a scam from the beginning! You're not even christian. You're just a bunch of televangelists looking for a quick buck. And bad ones at that.
                        If we wanted a quick buck, we wouldn't be wasting our time trying to save your soul. You're a no-hoper with no money and no prospects. Your only chance of happiness in this life is to find Jesus. Repent, you silly little cow, accept the Lord as your Saviour© and you may eventually be able to find a job and start tithing.
                        Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

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                        • hellion
                          Nasty and Mean-Spirited
                          • Nov 2006
                          • 564

                          #132
                          Re: How many goths have you bagged today?

                          Originally posted by Enobarbus View Post
                          If we wanted a quick buck, we wouldn't be wasting our time trying to save your soul. You're a no-hoper with no money and no prospects. Your only chance of happiness in this life is to find Jesus. Repent, you silly little cow, accept the Lord as your Saviour© and you may eventually be able to find a job and start tithing.
                          I chose love over money. Money means nothing if you're lonely. And you're not doing a very good job in saving my soul.
                          "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

                          Moderatio est Figmentum

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                          • hellion
                            Nasty and Mean-Spirited
                            • Nov 2006
                            • 564

                            #133
                            Re: How many goths have you bagged today?

                            Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
                            Why would I need your change?
                            I probably handle more money in a day than your whole family make in a year, so don't make me laugh...

                            We serve God, Ixky, and you cannot serve both God and mammon.

                            No servant can serve two masters:
                            For either he will hate the one, and love the other; or else he will hold to the one, and despise the other.
                            Ye cannot serve God and mammon.
                            Luke 16:13
                            The why do you harrass us for money all the time? It's like you're begging. What? You can't pay the rent on your alley-way box?
                            "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

                            Moderatio est Figmentum

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                            • hellion
                              Nasty and Mean-Spirited
                              • Nov 2006
                              • 564

                              #134
                              Re: How many goths have you bagged today?

                              Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                              Bah! Of course we are Christians and this is JESUS' favorite church, you little witch!
                              You sound more like a sleazy con-artist to me. You know the kind: hair slicked back with cheap gel, generic brand suit, would sell their soul for a dime.
                              "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

                              Moderatio est Figmentum

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                              • Pastor Al E Pistle
                                Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                                 
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 9323

                                #135
                                Re: How many goths have you bagged today?

                                Originally posted by hellion View Post
                                You sound more like a sleazy con-artist to me. You know the kind: hair slicked back with cheap gel, generic brand suit, would sell their soul for a dime.
                                PLEASE! I am not a congressman!
                                Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                                "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                                Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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