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  • Pastor Al E Pistle
    Christ's Cōnsiliārius
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 9323
    #61
    Re: OMFG

    Originally posted by VinnieVespisti View Post
    Vinnie is sincere when he says he's sorry to hear that, lil Ixolotl.

    So how old is your mom? she dating anyone?
    That's cute....and probably apropos. But she won't know that you are playing on axolotl and almost no one here will know what one is.
    Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
    "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
    Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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      • eliot mayfield
        God Squad
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 9324
        #62
        Re: OMFG

        Ok, it has become quite clear that this family is shall we say,strange"?
        These are the type of children we need in our boot camp. Will everyone pray for these poor girls and pray to the Lord that he delivers them into my hands at the Landover Bootcamp.

        It really causes me anguish to think that these poor girls will go to hell because their parents don't love them enough to discipline them.
        Matthew:
        5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
        5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
        10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
        10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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          • Ixi
            Wretched Unsaved Goth
            Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
            • Sep 2006
            • 844
            #63
            Re: OMFG

            My parents do love me! I think it is you guys that are strange!
            A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.

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              • SalvationSeeker
                True Christian™ Theologian
                Forum Member
                • Sep 2006
                • 3892
                #64
                Re: OMFG

                Originally posted by Ixi View Post
                My parents do love me! I think it is you guys that are strange!
                Your parents doesn't love you. Where did you get that strange idea?

                He that spareth his rod hateth his son:
                But he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes.
                Proverbs 13:24
                If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                Proverbs 9:12-13

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                  • Ixi
                    Wretched Unsaved Goth
                    Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 844
                    #65
                    Re: OMFG

                    I know they love me dim-wit. Where did you get such a strange idea that they don't?
                    A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.

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                      • SalvationSeeker
                        True Christian™ Theologian
                        Forum Member
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 3892
                        #66
                        Re: OMFG

                        Originally posted by Ixi View Post
                        I know they love me dim-wit. Where did you get such a strange idea that they don't?
                        From the above verse, can't you read?
                        Your dad "spareth his rod" meaning he don't hit you with a rod, cane, paddle, or some such similar instruement.

                        "He that loveth him (her in your case) chastenth him (her in your case) betimes."
                        They doesn't discipline you, therefore they do not love you.

                        This is all very easy to understand.
                        Alteast for a Godly man that is.. It may be difficult for an unsaved harlot.
                        If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                        A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                        Proverbs 9:12-13

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                          • Ixi
                            Wretched Unsaved Goth
                            Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 844
                            #67
                            Re: OMFG

                            So beating someone means you love them? Thats dumb. Now I'll be right back, I have to tuck in Avian.
                            A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.

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                              • SalvationSeeker
                                True Christian™ Theologian
                                Forum Member
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 3892
                                #68
                                Re: OMFG

                                Originally posted by Ixi View Post
                                So beating someone means you love them? Thats dumb. Now I'll be right back, I have to tuck in Avian.
                                Avian? As in avian flu?
                                Your family certainly have some strange names.

                                What's wrong with normal, Godly, names?
                                If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                                A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                                Proverbs 9:12-13

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                                  • Ixi
                                    Wretched Unsaved Goth
                                    Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
                                    • Sep 2006
                                    • 844
                                    #69
                                    Re: OMFG

                                    Avian, her nick name is Ava. Avian, as in a bird. Just like Kestrell.
                                    A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.

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                                      • SalvationSeeker
                                        True Christian™ Theologian
                                        Forum Member
                                        • Sep 2006
                                        • 3892
                                        #70
                                        Re: OMFG

                                        Originally posted by Ixi View Post
                                        Avian, her nick name is Ava. Avian, as in a bird. Just like Kestrell.
                                        You mean Avian as in bird (flu), and Kestrel as in lager?

                                        Once again, why the strange names?
                                        How about applying for a name change?
                                        Find yourself a nice, Biblical, name. (Not lilith though, mind you.)
                                        If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                                        A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                                        Proverbs 9:12-13

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                                          • Ixi
                                            Wretched Unsaved Goth
                                            Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
                                            • Sep 2006
                                            • 844
                                            #71
                                            Re: OMFG

                                            Ixi, Amy, Adia, Kestrell, Avian, and Ivy may not be normal names to you, but they are beautiful names to us. Now whats a Biblical name?
                                            A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.

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                                              • SalvationSeeker
                                                True Christian™ Theologian
                                                Forum Member
                                                • Sep 2006
                                                • 3892
                                                #72
                                                Re: OMFG

                                                Originally posted by Ixi View Post
                                                Ixi, Amy, Adia, Kestrell, Avian, and Ivy may not be normal names to you, but they are beautiful names to us. Now whats a Biblical name?
                                                A few boy names:
                                                Ezekiel.
                                                Moses.
                                                Titus.


                                                A few girl names:
                                                Rahab.
                                                Tamar.
                                                Abishag.


                                                Beautiful names, don't you agree?
                                                If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                                                A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                                                Proverbs 9:12-13

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                                                  • Ixi
                                                    Wretched Unsaved Goth
                                                    Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
                                                    • Sep 2006
                                                    • 844
                                                    #73
                                                    Re: OMFG

                                                    They're beautiful, but I prefer my own name.
                                                    A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.

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                                                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                         
                                                        • Sep 2006
                                                        • 78556
                                                        #74
                                                        Re: OMFG

                                                        Originally posted by Ixi View Post
                                                        Ixi, Amy, Adia, Kestrell, Avian, and Ivy may not be normal names to you, but they are beautiful names to us. Now whats a Biblical name?
                                                        Well, my name is a Biblical name. My Grandfather named me after the Prophet Ezekiel.

                                                        For a more detailed list take a look here. BTW; you will not find your name there, but you might find it here.
                                                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                          • Ixi
                                                            Wretched Unsaved Goth
                                                            Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
                                                            • Sep 2006
                                                            • 844
                                                            #75
                                                            Re: OMFG

                                                            ...Nope, I don't see Ixi on there!
                                                            A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.

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