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  • Mary Etheldreda
    Gushing for Jesus
     
    • Sep 2011
    • 23775

    #46
    Re: Christian Pastor Attacks Gay Couple

    Originally posted by Misswhit93 View Post
    How on earth can you call yourself a pastor for the inhumane and disturbing beliefs that you have? A pastor, like an elder, is supposed to help lead a congregation to do WHAT IS RIGHT. But you are completely different, I see now that this is all lies. You are a horrible man, a violent husband and a Satan-worshiper. I hope you enjoy your day, Pastor Ezekiel, while the "queers" and the "witches" (i.e. people with FREE WILL and some cats hanging out by your backyard...???) still remain around you, rubbing salt in the wounds that you are a terrible Christian.
    Oh dear, a little spit-fire hussy this one. Her boyfriend is likely too limp-wristed to keep her in her place, that's why he's afraid to get married. For the record young lady, a virtuous pastor like Pastor Ezekiel is hand-picked by God Himself to feed the sheep, as it were, and he feeds his sheep on the very Word of God Himself. (Matthew 4:4) Don't be afraid of a little spanking, dear. It doesn't sting for long and it really is a sign of love because it shows investment. (Hebrews 12:11) When a man invests in a woman, the least she can do try her best to learn how to be a good and dutiful wife. (1 Timothy 2:11) This is God's way. It's because He loves you!
    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    • Redeemed Papist
      Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
      True Christian™
      • Jul 2011
      • 10409

      #47
      Re: Christian Pastor Attacks Gay Couple

      Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
      God is extremely clear with His message in the Bible, For nearly single every day to day situation, God has created instructions that are so simple, anyone can understand them. Which of His words escape you?
      Allelulia!

      The word of God is unambiguous to all who have True Christian™ discernment. Why you won't see us bickering like mad over whether God really meant it or whether He was just giving us a nice fable here and a metaphor there whenever the Bible and the heresies of science clash. Our Faith™ is stronger than that.

      Revelation 6:12-17 12And I beheld when he had opened the sixth seal, and, lo, there was a great earthquake; and the sun became black as sackcloth of hair, and the moon became as blood; 13And the stars of heaven fell unto the earth, even as a fig tree casteth her untimely figs, when she is shaken of a mighty wind. 14And the heaven departed as a scroll when it is rolled together; and every mountain and island were moved out of their places. 15And the kings of the earth, and the great men, and the rich men, and the chief captains, and the mighty men, and every bondman, and every free man, hid themselves in the dens and in the rocks of the mountains; 16And said to the mountains and rocks, Fall on us, and hide us from the face of him that sitteth on the throne, and from the wrath of the Lamb: 17For the great day of his wrath is come; and who shall be able to stand?

      Great and clear is the word of the Lord. Why when that day comes how could you not notice signs like that! There will be none of that "There's no firmament, space goes on forever," nonsense from all the scientists running around screaming and fleeing. God says unambiguously what He will do and then gets on and does it at the right time.

      GLORY!
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      Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

      John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

      Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
      The truth about volcanos
      Sex and debauchery in public schools
      Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
      God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
      Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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      • Misswhit93
        Unsaved trash
        • Oct 2011
        • 37

        #48
        Re: Christian Pastor Attacks Gay Couple

        Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
        Oh dear, a little spit-fire hussy this one. Her boyfriend is likely too limp-wristed to keep her in her place, that's why he's afraid to get married. For the record young lady, a virtuous pastor like Pastor Ezekiel is hand-picked by God Himself to feed the sheep, as it were, and he feeds his sheep on the very Word of God Himself. (Matthew 4:4) Don't be afraid of a little spanking, dear. It doesn't sting for long and it really is a sign of love because it shows investment. (Hebrews 12:11) When a man invests in a woman, the least she can do try her best to learn how to be a good and dutiful wife. (1 Timothy 2:11) This is God's way. It's because He loves you!
        Don't be talking bad about my boyfriend! My boyfriend is respectful to me and loves me. He treats me like any man should treat a woman. And even if my husband acted like one of the guys here, I would rather never get married. That would just not be something I would want to do, if it means that I woulld have no opinion or say in our marriage. My boyfriend agrees with me when we say that marriage is a team.
        Exodus 22:18
        Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

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        • Redeemed Papist
          Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
          True Christian™
          • Jul 2011
          • 10409

          #49
          Re: Christian Pastor Attacks Gay Couple

          Originally posted by Misswhit93 View Post
          Don't be talking bad about my boyfriend! My boyfriend is respectful to me and loves me. He treats me like any man should treat a woman. And even if my husband acted like one of the guys here, I would rather never get married. That would just not be something I would want to do, if it means that I woulld have no opinion or say in our marriage. My boyfriend agrees with me when we say that marriage is a team.
          You and your boyfriend can agree to do each other up the bum with broomhandles if you choose to do so. It doesn't mean it's going to get you into Heaven.

          Marriage is indeed a team. Man the provider; woman the cook, cleaner, raiser of children, manager of home finances, complimenter of her husband, fulfiller of his every whim. It doesn't get much fairer than that!
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          Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

          John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

          Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
          The truth about volcanos
          Sex and debauchery in public schools
          Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
          God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
          Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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          • Bob4God
            Moderator
            Arms Dealer for CHRIST
            Hands folded for Jesus
             
            • Apr 2008
            • 5274

            #50
            Re: Christian Pastor Attacks Gay Couple

            Originally posted by Misswhit93 View Post
            That would just not be something I would want to do, if it means that I woulld have no opinion or say in our marriage


            GOD's place for women in this world is made clear in the Holy Bible, but it appears that you want nothing to do with GOD or His amazing plan for you.

            I thought you wanted to be saved.

            I thought your eyes were opened.

            I thought wrong, I guess.

            But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. - 1 Timothy 2:12
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            The eyes of the LORD are in every place, beholding the evil and the good.
            - Proverbs 15:3

            CHILDREN'S STORY: TIMMY ON TRIAL


            CHRISTIAN ADVICE AND MESSAGES OF HOPE! GOD'S GREATEST HITS!


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            • Misswhit93
              Unsaved trash
              • Oct 2011
              • 37

              #51
              Re: Christian Pastor Attacks Gay Couple

              Yeah, okay...sure seems fair. Dominatrix much? My boyfriend thinks that I can be a provider as well, and that he will help with the housework when he is home and I am not...my boyfriend is an amazing man, and the fact that he wants to be that supportive for me and supporting what I want to do makes it even better.
              Exodus 22:18
              Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

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              • Redeemed Papist
                Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                True Christian™
                • Jul 2011
                • 10409

                #52
                Re: Christian Pastor Attacks Gay Couple

                Originally posted by Misswhit93 View Post
                Yeah, okay...sure seems fair. Dominatrix much? My boyfriend thinks that I can be a provider as well, and that he will help with the housework when he is home and I am not...my boyfriend is an amazing man, and the fact that he wants to be that supportive for me and supporting what I want to do makes it even better.
                Are you sure your boyfriend is all he seems to be. He doesn't seem very manly to me. Check if his wrists are limp.
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                Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                The truth about volcanos
                Sex and debauchery in public schools
                Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                • Didymus Much
                  Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                  • Jun 2010
                  • 14079

                  #53
                  Re: Christian Pastor Attacks Gay Couple

                  Originally posted by Misswhit93 View Post
                  ...my boyfriend is an amazing man...
                  Even though he's leading you away from the teachings of the Bible?

                  I thought you were a Christian.

                  PS. STILL WAITING to find out what "Bible" you've (apparently not) been reading.

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                  • Misswhit93
                    Unsaved trash
                    • Oct 2011
                    • 37

                    #54
                    Re: Christian Pastor Attacks Gay Couple

                    Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                    You and your boyfriend can agree to do each other up the bum with broomhandles if you choose to do so. It doesn't mean it's going to get you into Heaven.

                    Marriage is indeed a team. Man the provider; woman the cook, cleaner, raiser of children, manager of home finances, complimenter of her husband, fulfiller of his every whim. It doesn't get much fairer than that!
                    Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                    Are you sure your boyfriend is all he seems to be. He doesn't seem very manly to me. Check if his wrists are limp.
                    What the hell!?! Why is is so important if his wrists are strong or not!?! My boyfriend is extremely manly, so leave him out of this! As for the Bible question, I read the NIV version.
                    Last edited by Pastor Isaac Peters; 10-05-2011, 06:01 PM. Reason: misplaced punctuation
                    Exodus 22:18
                    Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

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                    • Redeemed Papist
                      Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                      True Christian™
                      • Jul 2011
                      • 10409

                      #55
                      Re: Christian Pastor Attacks Gay Couple

                      Originally posted by Misswhit93 View Post
                      What the hell!?! Why is is so important if his wrists are strong or not!?! My boyfriend is extremely manly, so leave him out of this!
                      Don't blame me if you marry the guy and then it's inexplicable skidmarks on the front of his underwear and he's constantly watching The Sound of Music and listening to Judy Garland music.
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                      Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                      John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                      Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                      The truth about volcanos
                      Sex and debauchery in public schools
                      Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                      God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                      Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

                      Comment

                      • Didymus Much
                        Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                        • Jun 2010
                        • 14079

                        #56
                        Re: Christian Pastor Attacks Gay Couple

                        Originally posted by Misswhit93 View Post
                        I am reading it, but apparently unlike you guys, my Bible isn't MISSING PAGES or has PAGES ADDED IN.
                        Ok, if your NIV Bible "isn't MISSING PAGES", then it will be easy to find these passages:

                        Matthew 18:11, Acts 8:37, Acts 28:29, Mark 11:26, Matthew 23:14, Mark 7:16, Mark 9:44, Mark 9:46, Acts 10:30, Luke 23:17, Mark 15:28, Romans 16:24.

                        Or maybe not?

                        Now that we've seen seen of what's MISSING, how about we look at what they've ADDED IN? Shall we look at Revelation 8:13?

                        KJV: "And I beheld, and heard an angel flying through..."
                        NIV: "As I watched, I heard an eagle that was flying..."

                        Or Revelation 13:1?

                        KJV: "And I stood upon the sand of the sea..."
                        NIV: "And the dragon stood on the shore of the sea..."

                        How about Revelation 22:14?

                        KJV: "Blessed are they that do his commandments, that they may have right to the tree of life, and may enter in through the gates into the city.
                        NIV: "Blessed are those who wash their robes, that they may have the right to the tree of life and may go through the gates into the city."

                        Are you going to do His commandments, or just do your laundry and hope for the best?

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                        • Dan U. Holier
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Jul 2011
                          • 1180

                          #57
                          Re: Christian Pastor Attacks Gay Couple

                          Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                          How about Revelation 22:14?

                          KJV: "Blessed are they that do his commandments, that they may have right to the tree of life, and may enter in through the gates into the city.
                          NIV: "Blessed are those who wash their robes, that they may have the right to the tree of life and may go through the gates into the city."

                          Are you going to do His commandments, or just do your laundry and hope for the best?
                          On the first sight it might seem that this NIV abomination is just a dumbed down version of the KJV.1611 Bible meant for housekeepers; but it’s worse than that, far worse.

                          YiC, DUH
                          Ask not what your Lord can do for you. Ask what you can do for your Lord.


                          ... your choice entirely (Matthew 12:30)

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                          • BeSavedOrElse
                            Unsaved trash
                            Under Investigation
                            • Oct 2011
                            • 2

                            #58
                            Re: Christian Pastor Attacks Gay Couple

                            Misswhit, you are a woman. Obey your Lord and Savior and leave this discussion to good, Christian men.
                            1 Corinthians 14:34-36 says women should keep silent in the churches and be submissive. Now stop being a harlot and get back to your husband to make more children to be baptized in the name of Jesus Christ, or burn in hell with your false religion.

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                            • godskatie
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              • Feb 2011
                              • 15

                              #59
                              Re: Christian Pastor Attacks Gay Couple

                              I can't believe this insanity is out on the news, where our children can see it! Just that picture alone will put ideas of homosexuality and anal sex into the children of today. The media is sympathizing with them! We should rebuke and protest against this sinful act! Let us do the duty of god and tell them to go away for the sake of our children!

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