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  • Mr Godwin
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Dec 2007
    • 123
    #121
    Re: Should The Little Yellow Devil Hitoshi Be Allowed Back?

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post

    I suspect that it's some fun-loving True Christian™ having a little fun with some "yellowface" and teasing Hitosi. All in good fun.
    It can't be said that I'm a happy man, Pastor. Very few things make me happy. This post makes me happy. I'm laughing out loud. I've just spilled coffee on my computer. I'm dabbing sticky coffee off the keyboard with a napkin. I'm wiping my sticky chin. Having a little fun with the ching chong. That just makes my day. Standing by.
    Read your Bible, boys and girls. Jesus likes educated people. That's my take on it.

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      • Old Man Hatchet
        Super Moderator
        Beloved Church Elder
        World's Greatest Father and Grandfather
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 2084
        #122
        Re: Should The Little Yellow Devil Hitoshi Be Allowed Back?

        Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
        I kind of hate to see him go too, Sister Noddy.
        He was a vile Jap, Sister. You should be thanking God for his departure from these holy forums. You do realize he was starting to take an interest in you and probably was on the verge of raping you?

        http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showp...6&postcount=90

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          • WilliamJenningsBryan
            True Christian™
             
            • Jan 2007
            • 9384
            #123
            Re: Should The Little Yellow Devil Hitoshi Be Allowed Back?

            Originally posted by Hitoshi View Post
            okay is not look good for Hitoshi. voter are turn their back on me. only thing save me now is if pastor Ezekiel sex tape is surface.

            if anybody know if there is pastor ezekiel sex tape and have copy please contact me (I am still interest even after voting over).
            Listen up you little noxious nip, the entire congregation at Landover Baptist has been telling you for some time to get with Jesus. How do you think our Godly President George W. Bush won his elections? He got with Jesus and He made sure that GWB won fair and square. If you get with Jesus now He will put the fix in for you.

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            Praise Jesus!
            Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
            brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
            ...and get off my lawn
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              • JennyD
                Honorary True Christian™
                Sweet Placid Sister
                Forum Member
                • Dec 2007
                • 9567
                #124
                Re: Should The Little Yellow Devil Hitoshi Be Allowed Back?

                Originally posted by Old Man Hatchet View Post
                He was a vile Jap, Sister. You should be thanking God for his departure from these holy forums. You do realize he was starting to take an interest in you and probably was on the verge of raping you?

                http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showp...6&postcount=90
                Oh, I'm sure he just wanted to fall to his knees and pray with Sister VOS!
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                  • Hitoshi
                    Professor of Engrish
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 446
                    #125
                    Re: Should The Little Yellow Devil Hitoshi Be Allowed Back?

                    okay I am admit that my hurt feeling was publicity stunt for get sympathy of voter. it total work!!! I am win vote now by landslide!! I am surprise everybody!!




                    thank you for everyone who vote for me. and thank you genetics for give me clever brain for think of publicity stunt.

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                      • Wide-Open
                        Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                        A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                        Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                        True Christian™
                        • Nov 2007
                        • 18449
                        #126
                        Re: Should The Little Yellow Devil Hitoshi Be Allowed Back?

                        Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                        Praise! The replacement Diebold voting machine is working like a charm and we're finally getting an honest record of the votes!
                        Looks like someone accidently put it in reverse though.
                        Psalm 81:10:
                        I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                        open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78556
                            #127
                            Re: Should The Little Yellow Devil Hitoshi Be Allowed Back?

                            Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                            Looks like someone accidently put it in reverse though.
                            Trust in Jesus, brother. Trust in Jesus....
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • eliot mayfield
                                God Squad
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 9324
                                #128
                                Re: Should The Little Yellow Devil Hitoshi Be Allowed Back?

                                I voted for Pastor Zeke never being wrong and I stand by my desion!
                                Matthew:
                                5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                                5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                                10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                                10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                                  • Old Man Hatchet
                                    Super Moderator
                                    Beloved Church Elder
                                    World's Greatest Father and Grandfather
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Sep 2006
                                    • 2084
                                    #129
                                    Re: Should The Little Yellow Devil Hitoshi Be Allowed Back?

                                    Originally posted by Hitoshi View Post
                                    okay I am admit that my hurt feeling was publicity stunt for get sympathy of voter. it total work!!! I am win vote now by landslide!! I am surprise everybody!!

                                    So you identify with the man who made the decision to drop two atomic bombs on your revolting, little, yellow country? Your ancestors must be spinning in their radioactive graves. That's just a figure of speech. They're not spinning in their graves. They're burning in Hell for being unsaved Nip scum who stupidly started a war with God's favorite country.

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                                      • Deaner
                                        Christ's Love Messenger
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Sep 2006
                                        • 5932
                                        #130
                                        Re: Should The Little Yellow Devil Hitoshi Be Allowed Back?

                                        Originally posted by Old Man Hatchet View Post
                                        They're not spinning in their graves. They're burning in Hell for being unsaved Nip scum who stupidly started a war with God's favorite country.
                                        I like to think that dead radioactive chinks are nailed to the wall and used as mood lighting in satan's rape rooms.

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                                          • VictoryOS
                                            True Christian™ Beauty Queen
                                             
                                            • Dec 2007
                                            • 5388
                                            #131
                                            Re: Should The Little Yellow Devil Hitoshi Be Allowed Back?

                                            Originally posted by JennyD View Post
                                            Oh, I'm sure he just wanted to fall to his knees and pray with Sister VOS!
                                            Well, I should hope so! That's all he would get from me on a first date anyway. I'm a very pious woman! Speaking of pie, I wonder what kind of pies the japs like to eat?
                                            Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
                                            in 2016

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                                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                 
                                                • Sep 2006
                                                • 78556
                                                #132
                                                Re: Should The Little Yellow Devil Hitoshi Be Allowed Back?

                                                Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
                                                Well, I should hope so! That's all he would get from me on a first date anyway. I'm a very pious woman! Speaking of pie, I wonder what kind of pies the japs like to eat?
                                                Probably some slimey raw fish pie with that black bug juice they like so well dribbled all over it.
                                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                  • VictoryOS
                                                    True Christian™ Beauty Queen
                                                     
                                                    • Dec 2007
                                                    • 5388
                                                    #133
                                                    Re: Should The Little Yellow Devil Hitoshi Be Allowed Back?

                                                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                                    Probably some slimey raw fish pie with that black bug juice they like so well dribbled all over it.
                                                    Oh dear. Um, do you think he might like a nice apple pie instead? I'm not interested in making things like fish pies and tuna tacos. No wonder the japs are so crazy with that sort of diet.
                                                    Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
                                                    in 2016

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                                                      • Hitoshi
                                                        Professor of Engrish
                                                         
                                                        • Sep 2006
                                                        • 446
                                                        #134
                                                        Re: Should The Little Yellow Devil Hitoshi Be Allowed Back?

                                                        Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
                                                        I'm not interested in making things like fish pies and tuna tacos.
                                                        I am not just eat seafood. I am also like furburger.

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                                                          • Hitoshi
                                                            Professor of Engrish
                                                             
                                                            • Sep 2006
                                                            • 446
                                                            #135
                                                            Re: Should The Little Yellow Devil Hitoshi Be Allowed Back?

                                                            breaking news okay I am get endorsement ted Kennedy. kennedy say "Hitoshi good for landover".




                                                            vote yes for Hitoshi stay landover.

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