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  • Proud Faroese
    Forum Member
    • Aug 2011
    • 509

    #1

    homophobia is actually something very good!

    Some people are talking about homophobia as if it is something bad, but its not! All Christians should be homophobes as the The Bible clearly tells us that gay sex is a sin. A phobia means that you are afraid of something, for example, arachnophobia is fear of spiders, which makes sense as spiders can kill you, homophobia is fear of homers, which makes sense as homers can kill you (by raping you so you get aids). I am a proud homophobe
  • Redeemed Papist
    Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
    True Christian™
    • Jul 2011
    • 10409

    #2
    Re: homophobia is actually something very good!

    Why would any man be afraid of pansies?
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    Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

    John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

    Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
    The truth about volcanos
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    Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
    God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
    Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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    • Proud Faroese
      Forum Member
      • Aug 2011
      • 509

      #3
      Re: homophobia is actually something very good!

      Afraid that they will brainwash people into becoming sinners with their propaganda, and that they might rape you when you are unconscious. If they ever tried to rape me i would literally kill them(its self defense, legal both in secular law and Biblican law), but all people might not be so strong, and they might trick you into drinking something that will make you unconscious so that they can rape you. Actually i think the most if not all Christian men will be able to defend themselves.
      But the Christian ladies might not be able to defend themselves against lesbians(female homers)

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      • Redeemed Papist
        Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
        True Christian™
        • Jul 2011
        • 10409

        #4
        Re: homophobia is actually something very good!



        Oh come on! Are you a man or what.
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        Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

        John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

        Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
        The truth about volcanos
        Sex and debauchery in public schools
        Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
        God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
        Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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        • Proud Faroese
          Forum Member
          • Aug 2011
          • 509

          #5
          Re: homophobia is actually something very good!

          Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post


          Oh come on! Are you a man or what.
          I beat up all scantly clad people that i see, i would beat up them as well if i ever saw them
          Do you think homophobia is good or bad? I mean, the opposite of homophobia is pro gay rights, which i do NOT believe in

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          • Redeemed Papist
            Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
            True Christian™
            • Jul 2011
            • 10409

            #6
            Re: homophobia is actually something very good!

            Originally posted by Proud Faroese View Post
            I beat up all scantly clad people that i see, i would beat up them as well if i ever saw them
            Do you think homophobia is good or bad? I mean, the opposite of homophobia is pro gay rights, which i do NOT believe in
            Nothing wrong with thinking being queer is an abomination but being afraid of fairies? No way!
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            Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

            John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

            Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
            The truth about volcanos
            Sex and debauchery in public schools
            Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
            God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
            Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556

              #7
              Re: homophobia is actually something very good!

              Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post


              Oh come on! Are you a man or what.
              I'm pretty sure guys like that are school teachers in the Faroses Islands. That's about as "manly" as they get out there in Godless Argentina.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Proud Faroese
                Forum Member
                • Aug 2011
                • 509

                #8
                Re: homophobia is actually something very good!

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                I'm pretty sure guys like that are school teachers in the Faroses Islands. That's about as "manly" as they get out there in Godless Argentina.
                Faroe Islands is more Christian that the rest of Sindinavia, so no. We have our own laws, for example abortions are banned! And the vile movie Life of Brian is banned also!

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                • Proud Faroese
                  Forum Member
                  • Aug 2011
                  • 509

                  #9
                  Re: homophobia is actually something very good!

                  Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                  Nothing wrong with thinking being queer is an abomination but being afraid of fairies? No way!
                  Thank you brother! I am no longer afraid of gays at all! God bless!
                  All the fear will now be turned into even more anger against them

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                  • Redeemed Papist
                    Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                    True Christian™
                    • Jul 2011
                    • 10409

                    #10
                    Re: homophobia is actually something very good!

                    Originally posted by Proud Faroese View Post
                    Thank you brother! I am no longer afraid of gays at all! God bless!
                    All the fear will now be turned into even more anger against them
                    That's more like it! God is indeed your buckler.
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                    Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                    John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                    Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                    The truth about volcanos
                    Sex and debauchery in public schools
                    Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                    God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                    Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

                    Comment

                    • Brother Enoch
                      The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                      True Christian™
                      • Jun 2008
                      • 4392

                      #11
                      Re: homophobia is actually something very good!

                      Originally posted by Proud Faroese View Post
                      Thank you brother! I am no longer afraid of gays at all! God bless!
                      All the fear will now be turned into even more anger against them
                      I have to admit I am scared of them. What if one of my children drinks from the same glass one of them gaylords used at school and gets the AIDS? Then that child comes home and spreads the gay to all my other kids?

                      I'd hate to have to start all over with a new wife and make a new batch of soldiers for Christ at my age. It takes forever to train a wife to be a proper Christian wife and mother and to beat the Jesus into the kids. . I just don't have the energy for that anymore.

                      Worse, what if I got the gaids too? And started raping little boys? I can't think of anything more horrible than being a Catholic priest.

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                      • Redeemed Papist
                        Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                        True Christian™
                        • Jul 2011
                        • 10409

                        #12
                        Re: homophobia is actually something very good!

                        Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
                        I have to admit I am scared of them. What if one of my children drinks from the same glass one of them gaylords used at school and get the AIDS? Then that child comes home and spreads the gay to all my other kids?

                        I'd hate to have to start all over with a new wife and make a new batch of soldiers for Christ at my age. It takes forever to train a wife to be a proper Christian wife and mother. I just don't have the energy for that.
                        You can't beat the living poop out of AIDS so it makes sense to be scared of a Godly plague.

                        Maybe we need a new word: AIDS-o-phobia?
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                        Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                        John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                        Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                        The truth about volcanos
                        Sex and debauchery in public schools
                        Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                        God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                        Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

                        Comment

                        • Isaac Fisher
                          Forum Member
                          Forum Member
                          • Aug 2011
                          • 270

                          #13
                          Re: homophobia is actually something very good!

                          I'm not scared that gays will rape me but I am worried that gays will rape my children. If same-sex marriage is allowed then all sorts of children will be abused and harmed. It makes me angry and worried for the children - AIDS is not a pleasant curse.

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                          • Redeemed Papist
                            Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                            True Christian™
                            • Jul 2011
                            • 10409

                            #14
                            Re: homophobia is actually something very good!

                            Originally posted by Isaac Fisher View Post
                            I'm not scared that gays will rape me but I am worried that gays will rape my children. If same-sex marriage is allowed then all sorts of children will be abused and harmed. It makes me angry and worried for the children - AIDS is not a pleasant curse.
                            That's true. Our boys are not in any danger from straight rapists so we always need to focus on eradicating the homos.
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                            Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                            John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                            Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                            The truth about volcanos
                            Sex and debauchery in public schools
                            Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                            God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                            Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

                            Comment

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