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Landover Baptist Church!- This is what I found in Images when I typed in "Bathfire"
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Re: Blessed Birthday, EZEKIEL BATHFIRE!
Happy Birthday Mr. Bathfire. You look good for 100Originally posted by SUV View PostA BLESSED CHRISTIAN BIRTHDAY to you from the Team at your One-stop Salvation Store Landover Baptist Church!
- This is what I found in Images when I typed in "Bathfire"
- Most commendable!
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“Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge: it is those who know little, and not those who know much, who so positively assert that this or that problem will never be solved by science.” Charles Darwin The Descent of Man (1871)
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Re: Blessed Birthday, EZEKIEL BATHFIRE!
Thank you to both. For your information I am a young 78 and in broad terms dislike fuss at birthdays. They are no more than the day upon which The Lord saw fit to fulfil His Promise to cause my mother intense pain - and rightfully so.
Ge:3:16: Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.
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Author of such illuminating essays as,
“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.Comment
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Re: Blessed Birthday, EZEKIEL BATHFIRE!
Happy birthday!!!"And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free."
John 8:32Comment
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Re: Blessed Birthday, EZEKIEL BATHFIRE!
You are being unnecessarily modest Mr. Bathfire, your youthful appearance shows the exceptional genetics that you have inherited from the African Mitochondrial Eve from which all of us descend.Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Postsigpic
“Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge: it is those who know little, and not those who know much, who so positively assert that this or that problem will never be solved by science.” Charles Darwin The Descent of Man (1871)
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Re: Blessed Birthday, EZEKIEL BATHFIRE!
Enjoy the last eight minutes of your birthday, Brother!O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.Comment
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Re: Blessed Birthday, EZEKIEL BATHFIRE!
Are you suggesting there's a nigra in my family tree? That's fighting talk! I know I am descended from Adam and Eve: Here's proof! (You will see the family likeness immediately!)Originally posted by John Scopes View Post
Thank you very much for ruining my birthday!
Thank you, just enough time for 48 recitals of The Lord's Prayer.Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
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Author of such illuminating essays as,
“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.Comment
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Re: Blessed Birthday, EZEKIEL BATHFIRE!
You old coot! Happy Birthday! I've sent along a case of that single malt you love and powder for your flintlock. Hopefully they both with bring a glowing smile to your face as I know Jesus does.Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.Comment
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Re: Blessed Birthday, EZEKIEL BATHFIRE!
Amazing how insulting unbelievers can be. He doesn't look a day over 78.Originally posted by John Scopes View PostHappy Birthday Mr. Bathfire. You look good for 100
I hope Jesus blesses him with a swift death one of these days. Heaven awaits and I want the shovel back he borrowed 27 years ago.5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
- Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped!
- Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)
- Down syndrome is a lifestyle choice!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."Comment
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Re: Blessed Birthday, EZEKIEL BATHFIRE!
No fussy broads on your birthday. Got it.Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
Many joyous returns, Brother Bathfire!
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Re: Blessed Birthday, EZEKIEL BATHFIRE!
Happy birthday, brother B. Don't forget to send in your Birthday Love Offering to Jesus. You need to thank Him profusely for not killing you all this time.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!Comment
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Re: Blessed Birthday, EZEKIEL BATHFIRE!
Happy birthday, Brother Bathfire! Don't worry about Mr. Scopes, he's crazy. One time he asked me if I realized that I "have a little Negro" in me. Can you imagine? I'm skinny as a rail, where would I put one?
YiC,
Zech
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Re: Blessed Birthday, EZEKIEL BATHFIRE!
As most atheists are homers maybe Mr Scopes has had a little negro in him.
Happy birthday Brother Bathfire. You really are a Godly man and I hope you have many years of rebuking for Jesus ahead of you.
YIC
JackGenesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.
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I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.Comment
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