Insanity in Egypt - Sanity in Israel

[HTannor]

A black day for the Egyptian army. The army had been engaging in a Godly™ practice of insuring Egyptian women remain pure for the time when they become married.

Now the activist judges of a the Egyptian courts have ruled the tests illegal.

It makes me weep.

'Virginity tests' on Egypt protesters are illegal, says judge
Decision may open door to financial compensation for women subjected to tests during anti-government protests

Forced "virginity tests" on female detainees were ruled illegal in Egypt on Tuesday, after a court ordered an end to the practice.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011...esters-illegal

But, there is still hope in Israel. Othodox hebes are "outing" the little trollops of that country by declaring them to be the whores they are.


I say: "Keep at it, Hymie. Make sure your women remain pure."

The eight-year-old girls called a whore by Israel's Jewish religious extremists
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An eight-year-old girl who said she was terrified to walk to school after being spat on by Jewish extremists has highlighted growing anger at the treatment of women in Israel.

Blonde-haired Naama Margolese told the country's Channel Two television she was scared passers-by might hurt her during her journey to her moderate Orthodox school in Beit Shemesh, near Jerusalem.

It was a realisation of Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu's fears over the actions of ultra-Orthodox groups, as the girl spoke out on a damning report broadcast on Friday.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...xtremists.html

[Titus Templeton]

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Haha i like this little state in the middle east.
The jews are always good for some interesting news. Now they try to deal with their sluts, but they will fail horribly because the beating of a Christian is authority!

If a jew tries to beat a woman he stumbles over his curls...

[Johny Joe Hold]

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Thank you, Judge Tannor, for that update on world affairs.

Because of your legal training, we rely on you for interpretation of events like this around the world.

I had no idea Eygpt, were Moses began his journey that eventually established the Landover Baptist Church here in Freehold, had taken such a liberal turn. It just goes to show we Christians do not have enough missionarys in countries like Eygpt.

[Faith_Machine]

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Now the activist judges of a the Egyptian courts have ruled the tests illegal.

A quick legal question for you, Judge Tannor:

Were these activist judges appointed by Obama? I'm a little unclear as to how much direct authority he wields in Egypt and his native Kenya.

[HTannor]

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A quick legal question for you, Judge Tannor:

Were these activist judges appointed by Obama? I'm a little unclear as to how much direct authority he wields in Egypt and his native Kenya.

Excellent questions, my fellow True Christian™, and I have taken steps to get to the bottom of this.

I have made contact with my operatives in the Cairo Bar Association. They have agreed to put together a team operating deep undercover to begin the investigation.

[Faith_Machine]

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Uh, Judge Tannor, are you sure it's wise to make information about your covert operation publicly available on this site? I fear they may have Internet in Egypt.

[HTannor]

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I fear they may have Internet in Egypt.

They do?

That's a bit of unpleasant news.

In this case I will contact my operative in Istanbul and have him conduct the investigation.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Were these activist judges appointed by Obama?

It could well be if those judges are so insistent on forcing women to be whores.

[Wide-Open]

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Mayor Hold, I might have some good news.

I have finally left jail - again, I was innocent! - and Pastor Zeke told me that we are ready to give up on the whole Belgistan thing and... send me on a mission to Egypt!

I'll probably be working with the Christian Cops (details have to be ironed out, I have not spoken to them yet) to try turn things around.

I'm buying a new bullhorn (the other ones got confiscated ) and it seems to me that Tahrir square is a good place to start.

Praise Jesus! (and Pastor Ezekiel)

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I'm buying a new bullhorn (the other ones got confiscated ) and it seems to me that Tahrir square is a good place to start.

Praise Jesus! (and Pastor Ezekiel)

I'm not sending you any more money for a bullhorn. I told you, you get one every 7th year. You'll have to pay for your new one out of your stipend.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

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Sally has done some really hard-hitting journalism on this subject, see: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=72620

Yeah, it's a pity about the Egyptian women. From now on, I'll just have to assume they're all non-virgins. See, the only losers in this fight are the Egyptian women (well, the virginal ones, anyway).

[Faith_Machine]

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I'm not sending you any more money for a bullhorn. I told you, you get one every 7th year. You'll have to pay for your new one out of your stipend.

Maybe I could ship him mine? You may recall that every time I try to use it for street preaching in San Francisco, the police write me a ticket. Mine's only ten watts though, and your voice can't be heard clearly from more than two miles away, so it's not exactly the best one out there.