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  • Faith_Machine
    Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Mar 2011
    • 10050
    #1

    Demon Shrimp Escape Hell!

    We all know God hates shrimp, and has expressly forbidden its consumption:

    Deuteronomy 14:9-10

    9These ye shall eat of all that are in the waters: all that have fins and scales shall ye eat:

    10And whatsoever hath not fins and scales ye may not eat; it is unclean unto you.
    Therefore, I'm not at all surprised by the discovery of shrimp uniquely suited to the environment of Hell itself. Apparently they are escaping Hell via some type of underwater vent in the ocean floor:

    So how on Earth do you cook THIS? The shrimp that lives in water four times hotter than boiling point

    A new species of shrimp has been discovered living deeper than any seen before in the world's most extreme deep sea volcanic vents.

    British scientists made the discovery while on an expedition to explore boiling undersea springs - which may be hotter than 450C - on the Caribbean seafloor...

    Though I am always heartened by any scientific discovery which backs up Biblical truth, I find it very disturbing that any denizens of Hell are being allowed to escape its fiery bowels and loose themselves upon our world.

    If hellspawn crustaceans are emerging from that undersea portal, who knows what sorts of demonic entities may also be using that vent to pass freely between the nether world and ours?



    I say we petition the government to send the US Navy out to the Caribbean with some nuclear warheads and plug that hole up while we still can!
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    • Fencepost88
      Unsaved trash, dumber than a....
      • Dec 2011
      • 95
      #2
      Re: Demon Shrimp Escape Hell!

      I say we petition the government to send the US Navy out to the Caribbean with some nuclear warheads and plug that hole up while we still can!
      I would think plugging a gateway to hell might require a little more finesse. The underwater explosion of a nuclear warhead might have the opposite of the effect you desire.
      For those who pretend to know the will of God- Romans 1:21-23 Because that, when they knew God, they glorified him not as God, neither were thankful; but became vain in their imaginations, and their foolish heart was darkened. Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools, And changed the glory of the uncorruptible God into an image made like to corruptible man, and to birds, and fourfooted beasts, and creeping things.

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        • Faith_Machine
          Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Mar 2011
          • 10050
          #3
          Re: Demon Shrimp Escape Hell!

          Nuclear weapons have previously been used to stop underwater oil leaks, and were seriously considered as a possibly solution to the BP oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico:

          Nuclear Option for Plugging Oil Leak


          We have the technology and we have the know-how. I think it's seriously worth considering.
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            • Fencepost88
              Unsaved trash, dumber than a....
              • Dec 2011
              • 95
              #4
              Re: Demon Shrimp Escape Hell!

              I stand corrected.
              For those who pretend to know the will of God- Romans 1:21-23 Because that, when they knew God, they glorified him not as God, neither were thankful; but became vain in their imaginations, and their foolish heart was darkened. Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools, And changed the glory of the uncorruptible God into an image made like to corruptible man, and to birds, and fourfooted beasts, and creeping things.

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                • Redeemed Papist
                  Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                  True Christian™
                  • Jul 2011
                  • 10409
                  #5
                  Re: Demon Shrimp Escape Hell!

                  Originally posted by Fencepost88 View Post
                  I stand corrected.
                  You seem to do that a lot!
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                  Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                  John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                  Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                  The truth about volcanos
                  Sex and debauchery in public schools
                  Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                  God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                  Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                    • Sister Cathia
                      Unsaved trash
                      Under Investigation
                      • Dec 2011
                      • 7
                      #6
                      Re: Demon Shrimp Escape Hell!

                      There has been a rampant surge of demons infecting the souls of the good lately. At least in my part of town. Maybe this vent is the reason why. Are there more than one? Have they always been there or have they just appeared?

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                        • Rev. M. Rodimer
                          Honorary True Christian™
                          Forum Member
                          • May 2008
                          • 13996
                          #7
                          Re: Demon Shrimp Escape Hell!

                          Originally posted by Sister Cathia View Post
                          There has been a rampant surge of demons infecting the souls of the good lately. At least in my part of town. Maybe this vent is the reason why. Are there more than one? Have they always been there or have they just appeared?
                          Hi, Sister Catheter.

                          I didn't find your introduction thread in the Introduction Forum. Did you forget to post one?

                          It's interesting that you list your location as "living with Him in Heaven", yet not only do you have an Internet connection, but you say that 'your part of town' has seen a rampant surge of demons.

                          Demons in Heaven?

                          Could you explain these discrepancies? Perhaps an introduction in the Introduction Forum would be a good place to do that.

                          Thanks!
                          Bible boring? Nonsense!
                          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
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                            • Sister Cathia
                              Unsaved trash
                              Under Investigation
                              • Dec 2011
                              • 7
                              #8
                              Re: Demon Shrimp Escape Hell!

                              Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                              Hi, Sister Catheter.

                              I didn't find your introduction thread in the Introduction Forum. Did you forget to post one?

                              It's interesting that you list your location as "living with Him in Heaven", yet not only do you have an Internet connection, but you say that 'your part of town' has seen a rampant surge of demons.

                              Demons in Heaven?

                              Could you explain these discrepancies? Perhaps an introduction in the Introduction Forum would be a good place to do that.

                              Thanks!
                              I did post an introduction. I live in my Heavenly Fathers home in spirit only, at the moment. I apologize for the confusion. I currently reside in Portland. And yes, the young adults here are acting rather rash lately and I am now certain that this is the cause of their brashness.
                              Here is the link to my introduction post! http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=72005

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