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  • Swedish eskimo
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Feb 2012
    • 226

    #1

    i hate tattoos!

    I truly hate tattoos. Whenever i see someone wearing a tattoo i get mad and tells them what a terrible sin they commited, the worst thing with tattoos is that they are permanently carved into the skin and therefore you will have to remove them when you convert to Christianity, the best and most effective way to remove a tattoo is to cut it off with a knife, which might be very painful, but not nearly as painful as being raped by satan and his minions forever in hell. If you "remove" a tattoo with laser treatment you sometimes have fragments of the tattoo left, and therefore it can not be considered as completely removed, so the best way to remove it is to surgically remove it with a knife.
    Having a tattoo is a sin itself no matter what image you tattoo, but whats even worse is that tattoos often contains offensive images that also are sins. Tattoos makes me sick

    Leviticus 19:28
    Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I am the Lord.
  • Holyfield
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Apr 2011
    • 245

    #2
    Re: i hate tattoos!

    Tattoos increases the risk of being subject to autopsy by 1000%.

    Make friends, not tattoos!
    Matt 5:17-20 "Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil. For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled. Whosoever therefore shall break one of these least commandments, and shall teach men so, he shall be called the least in the kingdom of heaven:..."

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    • Redeemed Papist
      Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
      True Christian™
      • Jul 2011
      • 10409

      #3
      Re: i hate tattoos!

      Tattoos are a dreadful thing.

      They pervert and destroy!
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      Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

      John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

      Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
      The truth about volcanos
      Sex and debauchery in public schools
      Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
      God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
      Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78556

        #4
        Re: i hate tattoos!

        I know that tattoos are part of the satanic eskimo culture. Even your filthy squaws have them.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Dr Laurence Niles
          Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
           
          • Jan 2012
          • 9063

          #5
          Re: i hate tattoos!

          Tattoos also spread the AIDS and therefor gay.

          50% of the time 100% of tattooed weirdos will either be gaysex rape addicts or rug munching bull dykes: and have the AIDS.

          Tattoos is simply another vector for the gay deathstyle
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          1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

          Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

          Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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          • Swedish eskimo
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Feb 2012
            • 226

            #6
            Re: i hate tattoos!

            I have plans on starting my own tattoo removal parlor, the tattoo removal devices will be a skinning knife an 2 fishing hooks, the tattoo will then be burnt (e.g sending it back to hell where it came from)

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            • Timefag
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Feb 2012
              • 20

              #7
              Re: i hate tattoos!

              Originally posted by Swedish eskimo View Post
              I have plans on starting my own tattoo removal parlor, the tattoo removal devices will be a skinning knife an 2 fishing hooks, the tattoo will then be burnt (e.g sending it back to hell where it came from)
              My friend has one on his penis, how would you remove that

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78556

                #8
                Re: i hate tattoos!

                Originally posted by Timefag View Post
                My friend has one on his penis, how would you remove that
                Tell your friend to follow God's Holy Word!

                Matthew 19:12 For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother's womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it.

                Matthew 5:29 And if thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.
                5:30 And if thy right hand offend thee, cut it off, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • Roberta
                  Anti La Leche League Organizer
                  True Christian™
                  • Jan 2008
                  • 1817

                  #9
                  Jesus weeps

                  "Shiloh looks just like her dad, Brad Pitt, but when it comes to decorating her body, she’s just like mom, Angelina Jolie!

                  The tomboy-dressing five-year-old was spotted out and about with her mom and her big sister, Zahara on Thursday and she was showing off an array of (temporary we hope!!) tattoos."

                  By Radar Staff Shiloh looks just like her dad, Brad Pitt, but when it comes to decorating her body, she’s just like mom, Angelina Jolie!The tomboy-dressing


                  Come climb my mountains.

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