Should we send faith-keeping forces to the UK?

[Faith_Machine]

I know this may be a startling idea, but let's face facts: Like it or not, the United States is the world's policeman. Wherever injustice and tyranny rear their ugly heads, you can count on the good old US of A to be there, fighting the good fight.

Well friends, it looks like the United Kingdom has joined the ranks of those countries which are not fit to govern themselves:

Cross to bear? UK denies Christians right to wear crucifix

The British government asserts that Christians have no right to wear a cross or crucifix at work and is eager to prove it in court.

The case was initiated by two British women Nadia Eweida and Shirley Chaplin, after they were punished for refusing to take off their religious symbols.

Nadia Ewedia is a British Airways employee, who was asked to cover her cross while at work, and was placed on unpaid leave when she refused to do so. Shirley Chaplin is a nurse moved to a desk position after she refused to remove a crucifix.

The women claim they were discriminated against when their employers barred them from wearing a cross and crucifix respectively.

The government position is that wearing the cross is not a “requirement of the faith” and therefore employers can ban the wearing of the cross at work...

I'll bet you it wouldn't take more than a drone strike on Big Ben and maybe the House of Commons to get those poofs in Parliament to change their tune, but just in case, I recommend a full deployment of boots on the ground so we can make sure our horse-toothed cousins in England learn to show proper respect for our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.

We need to act on this NOW, because if you think they'll stop at oppressing British Christians, you are sorely mistaken. The UK workplace is only one beachhead in the assault on Christianity, and you may rest assured your workplace is next:

John 15:20

Remember the word that I said unto you, The servant is not greater than his lord. If they have persecuted me, they will also persecute you; if they have kept my saying, they will keep yours also.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Should we send faith-keeping forces to the UK?

What would be the point?

They're either Catholics or Anglican'ts there. None of them are Christians anyway. So what faith would we help them keep . . . faith in pagan "saints"?

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Should we send faith-keeping forces to the UK?

You have a point there.

[Brother Enoch]

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We could go all Ann Coulter on them.

We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity.

[Faith_Machine]

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Now that's a fine woman with a good head on her shoulders right there!

[Jedediah]

Re: Should we send faith-keeping forces to the UK?

In 1922, the British Empire was the largest empire the world had ever seen, holding sway over a quarter of the world's population and spreading the Gospel to pagan ragheads, dotheads, negroes and pickininnies on every continent. Careful study of Scripture reveals that the rise of the British Empire was part of God's Plan.

Romans 13:2-3
Whosoever therefore resisteth the power, resisteth the ordinance of God: and they that resist shall receive to themselves damnation. For rulers are not a terror to good works, but to the evil. Wilt thou then not be afraid of the power? do that which is good, and thou shalt have praise of the same:

However, over the remainder of the 20th century, God removed His Favor from Britain and ordained America as His Chosen Nation, as evidenced by the decolonisation of the British Empire as the USA grew in stature. While America was adding "One Nation Under God" to our Pledge of Allegiance and "In God We Trust" to our currency, Britain was turning the Suez Canal over to the Godless Egyptians.

God has established precedent in the KJV1611 for what befalls nations which turn their backs on Him.

II Chronicles 7:19-20
But if ye turn away, and forsake my statutes and my commandments, which I have set before you, and shall go and serve other gods, and worship them;
Then will I pluck them up by the roots out of my land which I have given them; and this house, which I have sanctified for my name, will I cast out of my sight, and will make it to be a proverb and a byword among all nations.

Ezekiel 20:8
But they rebelled against me, and would not hearken unto me: they did not every man cast away the abominations of their eyes, neither did they forsake the idols of Egypt: then I said, I will pour out my fury upon them, to accomplish my anger against them in the midst of the land of Egypt.

It would seem the lesson has been lost on the British, but God will have the last laugh. Like it or not, they WILL confess that Jesus Christ is LORD.

Romans 14:11
For it is written, As I live, saith the Lord, every knee shall bow to me, and every tongue shall confess to God.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Should we send faith-keeping forces to the UK?

In 1922, the British Empire was the largest empire the world had ever seen, holding sway over a quarter of the world's population and spreading the Gospel to pagan ragheads, dotheads, negroes and pickininnies on every continent. Careful study of Scripture reveals that the rise of the British Empire was part of God's Plan.

Romans 13:2-3
Whosoever therefore resisteth the power, resisteth the ordinance of God: and they that resist shall receive to themselves damnation. For rulers are not a terror to good works, but to the evil. Wilt thou then not be afraid of the power? do that which is good, and thou shalt have praise of the same:

However, over the remainder of the 20th century, God removed His Favor from Britain and ordained America as His Chosen Nation, as evidenced by the decolonisation of the British Empire as the USA grew in stature. While America was adding "One Nation Under God" to our Pledge of Allegiance and "In God We Trust" to our currency, Britain was turning the Suez Canal over to the Godless Egyptians.

God has established precedent in the KJV1611 for what befalls nations which turn their backs on Him.

II Chronicles 7:19-20
But if ye turn away, and forsake my statutes and my commandments, which I have set before you, and shall go and serve other gods, and worship them;
Then will I pluck them up by the roots out of my land which I have given them; and this house, which I have sanctified for my name, will I cast out of my sight, and will make it to be a proverb and a byword among all nations.

Ezekiel 20:8
But they rebelled against me, and would not hearken unto me: they did not every man cast away the abominations of their eyes, neither did they forsake the idols of Egypt: then I said, I will pour out my fury upon them, to accomplish my anger against them in the midst of the land of Egypt.

While I have no evidence for this, I believe it is self-evident that Great Britain was contemporaneously having a great deal of anal sex, even as they were committing these other abominations. Have you ever met an Englishman? They are habitually bent over at the waist and the air about them wafts of inside out anus. So I guess I do have evidence. In fact, I wish I did not have so much. Of course, the smell of rectum could be an illusion created by their general lack of hygiene. But I know they are having lots of anal sex, I just know it.

[Brother Enoch]

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While I have no evidence for this, I believe it is self-evident that Great Britain was contemporaneously having a great deal of anal sex, even as they were committing these other abominations. Have you ever met an Englishman? They are habitually bent over at the waist and the air about them wafts of inside out anus. So I guess I do have evidence. In fact, I wish I did not have so much. Of course, the smell of rectum could be an illusion created by their general lack of hygiene. But I know they are having lots of anal sex, I just know it.

Hmmm. That could be what's attracting all those muslims to their country.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Should we send faith-keeping forces to the UK?

While I have no evidence for this, I believe it is self-evident that Great Britain was contemporaneously having a great deal of anal sex, even as they were committing these other abominations. Have you ever met an Englishman? They are habitually bent over at the waist and the air about them wafts of inside out anus. So I guess I do have evidence. In fact, I wish I did not have so much. Of course, the smell of rectum could be an illusion created by their general lack of hygiene. But I know they are having lots of anal sex, I just know it.

Sadly, brother, it's truly dreadful living in Britain at the moment. The horror of gay marriage is nearly upon us.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Should we send faith-keeping forces to the UK?

I believe it is self-evident that Great Britain was contemporaneously having a great deal of anal sex, even as they were committing these other abominations.

The WC on Peveral Park road in Plymouth (not that one, the other one) is living proof of this!

It abuttes onto a Park: need I say any more?

YIC

[Faith_Machine]

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There is so much depravity in UK restrooms that I question whether they're ever used for their intended purpose by normal people:

We found a piss dungeon in a pub!

One of my best mates from Southend is the manager of a chain pub in Central London.

A few weeks ago, he's standing behind the bar when a guy comes up to him looking rather concerned.

– “Listen mate, this is gonna sound totally insane, but I’ve just gone for a piss in the urinal and I could’ve sworn I saw an eyeball looking up from the hole.”

– “I'm sorry?” my mate replies.

– “Not just an eyeball, but like, an eyebrow as well. And the eye was looking around.”

So the guy convinces him to let them have a look to put his mind at ease...