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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TheLordSavedMe!
Blessed Birthday, Lord!
I mean, THE Lord
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Happy Birthday TLSM. I have not seen you this week, I hope God has not stricken you with an infirmity.Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.Comment
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TheLordSavedMe!
Happy birthday
Jesus loves you,
JackGenesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.
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I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.Comment
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Hooray!
Happy birthday!
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Happy birthday!
Jesus loves you!
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I would wish you a happy birthday, but as you are apparently 23 years of age and not yet married, I am sure that the acknowledgement of your approaching uselessness as a woman must be very painful for you.
I will pray for you that the Lord may send you a husband very, very soon, while there's still time for you to be of value to him.
If it is not the Lord's choice, however, you can console yourself with the knowledge that you are still of value to big "H" Him and that perhaps you can help out some more blessed True Christian woman who has twins, for example.
Posturealy Yours,
HandmaidenHis left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
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Happy Birthday TLSM! Uh, where are you?WARNING:
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Congratulations on your birthday dear, sweet Tammara! How are things in San Jose?Professor of Creation Science and Flood Geology at Landover Baptist University
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Wherefore lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls. James 1:21Comment
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Originally posted by Faith_Machine View PostWell he can't have been raptured 'cause I'm still here.
Well she can't have been raptured 'cause I'm still here.*
Happy birthday. God loves you and values your praise.
* I forgot that TLSM was a woman because she appears too intelligent to be a monthly dribbler. She was obviously in her menstra hut and is yet to emerge.sigpic
Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.
John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?
Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
The truth about volcanos
Sex and debauchery in public schools
Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.Comment
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Here I am!
Thanks to EVERYBODY for saying Happy Birthday to me, you guys are the BEST!!!
Just like last year my dumdum Mom and her stupid boyfriend
Stu TOTALLY forgot it was my b-day! 
Just for once, for just like FIVE MINUTES on one day, I wish they'd just forget about getting all boozy every night and just think about me having my birthday!
Tammi
PS: To Mr. Redeemed Papist, you called me a 'he' up there, and I'm a girl, but I'm sure it was just a typo!
Girls, do you have embarrassing "problems" with your down there parts like I used to? Reverend Jim Osborne can help!
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He is the Rock, his work is perfect: for all his ways are judgment: a God of truth and without iniquity, just and right is he. Deuteronomy 32-4
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All the best my dear, young, sweet, lithe young child.
Thinking of you.1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.Comment
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Happy Birthday friend
Have a good one
YIC
NoahGenesis 7:5
And Noah did according unto all that the LORD commanded him.
John 8:32
And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.
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Originally posted by TheLordSavedMe View PostHere I am!
Thanks to EVERYBODY for saying Happy Birthday to me, you guys are the BEST!!!
Just like last year my dumdum Mom and her stupid boyfriendStu TOTALLY forgot it was my b-day!
Just for once, for just like FIVE MINUTES on one day, I wish they'd just forget about getting all boozy every night and just think about me having my birthday!
Tammi
PS: To Mr. Redeemed Papist, you called me a 'he' up there, and I'm a girl, but I'm sure it was just a typo!
Ah... there you are, my lovely. What a shame all my sons are already pre-betrothed. Though I think you would be more wilful than their rods could handle.sigpic
Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.
John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?
Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
The truth about volcanos
Sex and debauchery in public schools
Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.Comment
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Nice to "see" you again, Tammi!
May the LORD blessed you in the upcoming year with a True Christian™ husband for you.Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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