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  • Zechariah Smyth
    Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
    True Christian™
    • Feb 2011
    • 15251

    #241
    Re: What is it like to be an atheist?

    Originally posted by counter345 View Post
    What's it like being an Atheist?

    Good, actually. I'm not forced or opressed to believe in any specific religion. I am given religious freedom and so I chose to be an Atheist because I do not believe in God/any god, and my life is perfectly average and I'm an intelligent individual. Life goes on!
    So why are you here? This website is for the glorification of Our Lord Jesus Christ as detailed in the KJV Bible.



    Let me ask you this: are you as adamant about your blasphemy at your local church? Do you walk down the street of your hometown proclaiming your hatred of Jesus?

    Or are you the type of loser who comes to a gentle, family-friendly Christian website to sow your discord on the orders of Satan, relying on the cloak of anonymity to mask your cowardice?

    I think we all know the answer.



    Yours in Christ,

    Z. Smyth
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    • James Hutchins
      True Christian™
      Just a Regular Nice Guy
       
      • Jun 2009
      • 29453

      #242
      Re: What is it like to be an atheist?

      Originally posted by counter345 View Post
      What's it like being an Atheist?

      Good, actually. I'm not forced or opressed to believe in any specific religion. I am given religious freedom and so I chose to be an Atheist because I do not believe in God/any god, and my life is perfectly average and I'm an intelligent individual. Life goes on!
      Friend, you are being seduced by Satan. I am sure everything seems terrific. Sundays free, not feeling guilty about fornication outside of marriage and so on. However, on Judgment Day, God will strike you down with Great Prejudice to the searing flames of Hell where the Devil will call his contract with you. You will be forced to succumb your anal passages to His massive barbed talleywacker, screaming in pan as it stretches your rectum wide, the barbs catching on your colon as Satan with draws his searing member. For all of eternity. That is a long time friend, is that really what you want?
      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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      • PetitionLady
        Hates Obama. Really Hates Obama. Actually, REALLY REALLY REALLY Hates Obama.
        Forum Member
        • Nov 2010
        • 883

        #243
        Re: What is it like to be an atheist?

        Being an atheist would be the loneliest road ever. Without God, we are nothing.

        I am the vine, ye are the branches: He that abideth in me, and I in him, the same bringeth forth much fruit: for without me ye can do nothing. -John 15:5
        But whosoever shall deny me before men,
        him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
        ~Matt. 10:33

        ~~~~~~~
        Theme song in hell: "I Did it My Way"

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        • NotChristian111
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Nov 2012
          • 4

          #244
          Re: What is it like to be an atheist?

          My take on the average day of Atheist.

          9:00AM Wake up covered in piss and beer and
          9:15AM Wash off beer, and
          10:00AM Contemplate suicide because your life is so empty.
          10:30AM Watch pornography
          11:30AM Eat dog fece salad
          12:00PM Do drugs
          2:00PM Mailman arrives with handout check and pornography magazine.
          3:00PM Insert something into your anus with no lubricant.
          4:30PM Take object out of devil ridden anus.
          6:00PM Get wasted
          7:30PM Sodomize self again, and watch gay porn
          9:00PM More drugs
          11:00PM Go down to local K-Mart purchase more alcohol and punch a child.

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          • NotChristian111
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Nov 2012
            • 4

            #245
            Re: What is it like to be an atheist?

            Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
            Friend, you are being seduced by Satan. I am sure everything seems terrific. Sundays free, not feeling guilty about fornication outside of marriage and so on. However, on Judgment Day, God will strike you down with Great Prejudice to the searing flames of Hell where the Devil will call his contract with you. You will be forced to succumb your anal passages to His massive barbed talleywacker, screaming in pan as it stretches your rectum wide, the barbs catching on your colon as Satan with draws his searing member. For all of eternity. That is a long time friend, is that really what you want?
            Mr.Hutchins I'm afraid that the threat of anal sex won't do any good. To an Atheist like me, anal sex is...fun they like it (They must love going to the bathroom).Hell doesn't seem to scare many atheists because they like some object before forced up there rectum... without a lubricant. That's all the Atheist thinks about and dreams about something or someone forcing an object into there devil ridden anus. Don't ever shake hands with an Atheist (lke me) if you meet one they stick there hands up there too.

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            • Johny Joe Hold
              Mayor of Freehold
               
              • Feb 2010
              • 12587

              #246
              Re: What is it like to be an atheist?

              Originally posted by Christian111 View Post
              My take on the average day of Atheist.

              9:00AM Wake up covered in piss and beer and
              9:15AM Wash off beer, and
              10:00AM Contemplate suicide because your life is so empty.
              10:30AM Watch pornography
              11:30AM Eat dog fece salad
              12:00PM Do drugs
              2:00PM Mailman arrives with handout check and pornography magazine.
              3:00PM Insert something into your anus with no lubricant.
              4:30PM Take object out of devil ridden anus.
              6:00PM Get wasted
              7:30PM Sodomize self again, and watch gay porn
              9:00PM More drugs
              11:00PM Go down to local K-Mart purchase more alcohol and punch a child.
              Christian, you have summarized your pointless life of an atheist. To think of a empty life like this is so sad. Why not wake up for another day of serving Jesus?
              Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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              • NotChristian111
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Nov 2012
                • 4

                #247
                Re: What is it like to be an atheist?

                Thank you very much Mr.Hold I agree why not wake up and serve Jesus everyday instead of rejecting him so I can continue to engage in sodomite activities, and sin.

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78555

                  #248
                  Re: What is it like to be an atheist?

                  Originally posted by NotChristian111 View Post
                  My take on the average day of Atheist.

                  9:00AM Wake up covered in piss and beer and
                  9:15AM Wash off beer, and
                  10:00AM Contemplate suicide because your life is so empty.
                  10:30AM Watch pornography
                  11:30AM Eat dog fece salad
                  12:00PM Do drugs
                  2:00PM Mailman arrives with handout check and pornography magazine.
                  3:00PM Insert something into your anus with no lubricant.
                  4:30PM Take object out of devil ridden anus.
                  6:00PM Get wasted
                  7:30PM Sodomize self again, and watch gay porn
                  9:00PM More drugs
                  11:00PM Go down to local K-Mart purchase more alcohol and punch a child.
                  I knew it!
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • Atheist Fool
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    • Nov 2012
                    • 18

                    #249
                    Re: What is it like to be an atheist?

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    I knew it!
                    It's amazing to be atheist I don't have to worry about heaven or hell I don't live my life for some piffleing fake man in the sky I piffle whoever I want and I do whatever I want but I don't the worst thing I do is piffle people in not married to I don't kill people im a smart person not a brainwashed perv

                    piffle YOU JESUS YOU AREN'T REAL!

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                    • Christ Forgotten, FistMyMother
                      Unsaved trash
                      • Nov 2012
                      • 3

                      #250
                      Re: What is it like to be an atheist?

                      Pray not for me, but for those who welcome the misguided found-less claims based on an inconsistent and contradictory literature received and transcribed by an infallible species to which even malice and corruption has shaped in the name of righteousness. The Devil resides within the pages of an endlessly edited and redacted document, misleading and leading astray those who unquestioningly abide by its doctrine. I speak of that which is considered "good news" to those who peruse their very pages in search of wisdom and guidance.
                      2 Chronicles 15:13
                      Whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman.

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                      • James Hutchins
                        True Christian™
                        Just a Regular Nice Guy
                         
                        • Jun 2009
                        • 29453

                        #251
                        Re: What is it like to be an atheist?

                        Originally posted by Atheist Fool View Post
                        It's amazing to be atheist I don't have to worry about heaven or hell I don't live my life for some piffleing fake man in the sky I piffle whoever I want and I do whatever I want but I don't the worst thing I do is piffle people in not married to I don't kill people im a smart person not a brainwashed perv

                        piffle YOU JESUS YOU AREN'T REAL!
                        Yes, you are very smart. We are all mighty impressed, let me tell you!
                        I am sure Satan will leave the light on for you.
                        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                        • HeartofDarkness
                          Unsaved trash
                          Under Investigation
                          • Nov 2012
                          • 7

                          #252
                          Re: What is it like to be an atheist?

                          Originally posted by Atheist Fool View Post
                          It's amazing to be atheist I don't have to worry about heaven or hell I don't live my life for some piffleing fake man in the sky I piffle whoever I want and I do whatever I want but I don't the worst thing I do is piffle people in not married to I don't kill people im a smart person not a brainwashed perv

                          piffle YOU JESUS YOU AREN'T REAL!
                          Why is it that all the atheists that post on these forums:
                          1. Can't spell or use grammar correctly?
                          2. Can't keep a civil tongue and talk like decent human beings?
                          3. Never have anything remotely resembling an 'intelligent argument'?

                          Oh yes, because they are uncivilized, ungodly scum. Answered my own question. Psalms 14:1

                          If the atheists who post here are a true reflection what atheism is like, then their movement is in real trouble. They'd have trouble convincing me that the sky was blue, with the kind of drivel they post here! Anyway, praise Christ!
                          Revelation 21:8

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                          • Mary Etheldreda
                            Gushing for Jesus
                             
                            • Sep 2011
                            • 23775

                            #253
                            Re: What is it like to be an atheist?

                            Originally posted by HeartofDarkness View Post
                            Why is it that all the atheists that post on these forums:
                            1. Can't spell or use grammar correctly?
                            2. Can't keep a civil tongue and talk like decent human beings?
                            3. Never have anything remotely resembling an 'intelligent argument'?

                            Oh yes, because they are uncivilized, ungodly scum. Answered my own question. Psalms 14:1

                            If the atheists who post here are a true reflection what atheism is like, then their movement is in real trouble. They'd have trouble convincing me that the sky was blue, with the kind of drivel they post here! Anyway, praise Christ!
                            Revelation 21:8
                            Amen! For ambassadors of their religion, they certainly are good examples of fools and idiots!

                            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                            • _Whitenoise
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                              • Dec 2012
                              • 4

                              #254
                              Re: What is it like to be an atheist?

                              Originally posted by The Atheeist View View Post
                              as am atheist, i don't believe in god because it's illogical to me, and it's more like magic. i feel that there are so many religions out there, any one of them could be right if i had chosen to believe there was a god, and i don't believe christianity is totally original in this matter. i value others' happiness above my own and i seek to preserve the well being of those who deserve it. and that would be anyone who is morally correct, including anyone of any religion, race, or sex. i don't judge. what makes me happy? happiness of myself and others, and morality. these are the most important things in my life. some say that atheism is completely based upon sexual desire and the will for freedom, but i look at nobody with lust. i wait for love. and i make sure that my freedoms, apart from any biblical restrictions, don't get in the way of anyone's happiness, well being, or future choices in life (that being my reference to moral influence). i hope this answers your question
                              As a fellow athiest I couldn't agree more. I consider two tasks, regardless of what I'm doing I keep these two tasks in mind. 1. Know more about the world around me today than I did yesterday. 2. Lessen the suffering of others.

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                              • Mary Etheldreda
                                Gushing for Jesus
                                 
                                • Sep 2011
                                • 23775

                                #255
                                Re: What is it like to be an atheist?

                                Originally posted by _Whitenoise View Post
                                2. Lessen the suffering of others.
                                So as an atheist, you care not one whit about eternal suffering of others, so long as you feel good now, it's all fine?

                                Interesting, but what I've come to expect from the morally bankrupt.
                                Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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