Anybody here with medical training?

[Yea-tho-we-walk]

I just retutned from a doctor visit and recieved my diagnosis from a recent phychological profile test. The results were very confusing to this home schooled Christian, so I was wondering if anyone here could help me understand the test results. Maybe if one of you has a spouse or close friend that is familiar with medical jargon they could clarify my diagnosis. Here is a word for word detailing of the very confusing test results;

"Patient has powerful, latent, homosexual traits and desires that are a potential cesspool, seething and boiling beneath the surface, ready to erupt into a full-blown incident of lust and rage at any instant. He should be considered an extremely high risk to any same sex persons from fetal to elderly and should be kept on strong sedatives and monitored constantly".

I'm not very informed on secular goings-on, but I recognised the word "pool" in there and I am no stranger to the baptismal pool at church, but the rest of the diagnosis is befuddling to this born again Christian. What I have must not be too bad or rare because the doctor said most men from my church have an almost identical diagnosis. Praise Jesus!

[WWJDnow]

Re: Anybody here with medical training?

Patient has powerful, latent, homosexual traits and desires that are a potential cesspool, seething and boiling beneath the surface, ready to erupt into a full-blown incident of lust and rage at any instant. He should be considered an extremely high risk to any same sex persons from fetal to elderly and should be kept on strong sedatives and monitored constantly.

That's the kind of gibberish you get when you trust in doctors and psychologists instead of in God and your fellow born-again Christians. I suggest just asking Jesus whether there's anything wrong with you--I'm sure He'll let you know if there's something about which you should be aware. Even better, ask your friends to pray for you, too!

[James Hutchins]

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It is all hogwash. Doctors do everything they can to go against the Word of God(c). You seem fine to me. I see nothing wrong with asking a fellow all heretosexual male to help you shower by washing your back.

[Christianzionist]

Re: Anybody here with medical training?

I know some psychology and can say from experience that these so-called 'doctors' are "projecting" their gayness onto you.

Next time you are bathing with heterosexual True Christian men try to recall if the doctor tried hypnosis on you using images of male orgies in the bathtub. Then pray fervently.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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As an ex-psychologist I can clear this up for you.

Your doctor is grooming you.

That's right, he's grooming you. Has he ever mentioned a so called 'rectal exam'?

It's a very common strategy by the gaywise to get good wholesome manly Christians to let them put their finger up their 'Gary Glitter' (as the Cockney's put it).

By implying that you may be thinking of sex with young, hale and hearty, well muscled (perhaps shirtless), lithe young men he is trying to 'turn' you.

Research has shown that the majority of doctors take up the profession so that they can 'feel up' their so called patients.

Ever wonder why praying for someone to get better does not involve sticking your finger up someone's bottom?

That's right: because prayer works and sticking you finger up somebody's bottom is just gay.

So there you have it: your doctor is a raging homo and he wants to stick his finger up you bum. But it is even worse that that!

Studies have shown that a finger up the Gary is an 'entry' level procedure. Once acclimatised to weekly anal analysis the finger becomes the penile member.

Then, finally, unimaginably a fist.

Don't let him!

YIC

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Anybody here with medical training?

I just retutned from a doctor visit and recieved my diagnosis from a recent phychological profile test. The results were very confusing to this home schooled Christian, so I was wondering if anyone here could help me understand the test results. Maybe if one of you has a spouse or close friend that is familiar with medical jargon they could clarify my diagnosis. Here is a word for word detailing of the very confusing test results;

"Patient has powerful, latent, homosexual traits and desires that are a potential cesspool, seething and boiling beneath the surface, ready to erupt into a full-blown incident of lust and rage at any instant. He should be considered an extremely high risk to any same sex persons from fetal to elderly and should be kept on strong sedatives and monitored constantly".

I'm not very informed on secular goings-on, but I recognised the word "pool" in there and I am no stranger to the baptismal pool at church, but the rest of the diagnosis is befuddling to this born again Christian. What I have must not be too bad or rare because the doctor said most men from my church have an almost identical diagnosis. Praise Jesus!

Friend, I think you'd do well to join me on my truck stop ministry. You need an opportunity to share the Love of Jesus with strange men across the country!

I know just the place for you. It's in a rural location along I-5, right next to an abandoned quarry. Perfect place to hide the bodies
. . . um, relax over a picnic breakfast after a heavy night of intense, in-depth witnessing.

[Professor Bessemer]

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As I hold several Ph.D.s in various Scienteistic disciplines, I assumed I could be of help with your diagnosis. But in reading through the thread, it seems that the other Brothers have covered everything that needed covering quite thoroughly.

I would just add that I am available for one on one Christian sexual counseling at very reasonable fees here at Landover University during normal business hours. Simply contact my valet Evelyn for an appointment. I do sometimes waive my fees for certain individuals, but only after a rigorous initial session to determine if I am able to accommodate the needs of said patients.

[Yea-tho-we-walk]

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Well, a heartfelt thanks to all of you for enlightening me to the doctors real intentions. I should have suspected that they were up to no good when they showed me an entire book of ink blot pictures of firm young boys in various seductive positions. I mean, I could understand if some of the pictures were of males in sexually contorted positions, but not every single picture! Out of the fifty or so pictures, only two or three were of women, but they had penises for some reason. I guess you just can't trust any secular person, no matter how professional they seem on the surface. Won't it be great when Jesus finally returns and raptures us and kills everybody else and throws them into hell! Praise Jesus!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Well, a heartfelt thanks to all of you for enlightening me to the doctors real intentions. I should have suspected that they were up to no good when they showed me an entire book of ink blot pictures of firm young boys in various seductive positions. I mean, I could understand if some of the pictures were of males in sexually contorted positions, but not every single picture! Out of the fifty or so pictures, only two or three were of women, but they had penises for some reason. I guess you just can't trust any secular person, no matter how professional they seem on the surface. Won't it be great when Jesus finally returns and raptures us and kills everybody else and throws them into hell! Praise Jesus!

The vulgarity of some of the images is truly astounding.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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Won't it be great when Jesus finally returns and raptures us and kills everybody else and throws them into hell! Praise Jesus!

It sure will, I can't wait to die

YIC

[Redeemed Papist]

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Well, a heartfelt thanks to all of you for enlightening me to the doctors real intentions. I should have suspected that they were up to no good when they showed me an entire book of ink blot pictures of firm young boys in various seductive positions. I mean, I could understand if some of the pictures were of males in sexually contorted positions, but not every single picture! Out of the fifty or so pictures, only two or three were of women, but they had penises for some reason. I guess you just can't trust any secular person, no matter how professional they seem on the surface. Won't it be great when Jesus finally returns and raptures us and kills everybody else and throws them into hell! Praise Jesus!

When they showed them to me it was all pictures of a woman being thrashed by a burly man. I pretended to them that I was seeing fluffy bunny style stuff because I could see what they were trying to do. The secular police are such interfering people but a loyal (and silently fearful of God) wife is a good wife and those nosy neighbours got their comeuppance when God miraculously made their car break down last week.

The doctors are all corrupt.

[Jack O'fagan]

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The vulgarity of some of the images is truly astounding.

The sadomasochistic homo erotic imagery is obvious

YIC

Jack

[WWJDnow]

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The vulgarity of some of the images is truly astounding.

I didn't realize that pandas could use buttplugs. Not that I know much about either.

[Deaner]

Re: Anybody here with medical training?

I just retutned from a doctor visit and recieved my diagnosis from a recent phychological profile test. The results were very confusing to this home schooled Christian, so I was wondering if anyone here could help me understand the test results. Maybe if one of you has a spouse or close friend that is familiar with medical jargon they could clarify my diagnosis. Here is a word for word detailing of the very confusing test results;

"Patient has powerful, latent, homosexual traits and desires that are a potential cesspool, seething and boiling beneath the surface, ready to erupt into a full-blown incident of lust and rage at any instant. He should be considered an extremely high risk to any same sex persons from fetal to elderly and should be kept on strong sedatives and monitored constantly".

I'm not very informed on secular goings-on, but I recognised the word "pool" in there and I am no stranger to the baptismal pool at church, but the rest of the diagnosis is befuddling to this born again Christian. What I have must not be too bad or rare because the doctor said most men from my church have an almost identical diagnosis. Praise Jesus!

Beat it queer.

[Faith_Machine]

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"Patient has powerful, latent, homosexual traits and desires that are a potential cesspool, seething and boiling beneath the surface, ready to erupt into a full-blown incident of lust and rage at any instant. He should be considered an extremely high risk to any same sex persons from fetal to elderly and should be kept on strong sedatives and monitored constantly".

"Cesspool," "seething," and "boiling beneath the surface" are not proper medical terms. Where did you find this doctor, and what are his credentials?

I'm guessing this is somebody who specializes in ayurvedic medicine, or worse yet, a homeopath. You can probably figure out what homeopaths are into just by how that word sounds.