[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Al Sharpton, Landover's Newest Minister to be!

As a black metrosexual, you could imagine that I am confused.

But as it stands I am Still going to be the new Minister.

I don't see the temperature in Hell dropping much and my pig's still firmly attached to the ground.

[Al_Sharpton]

Re: Al Sharpton, Landover's Newest Minister to be!

[...] But we do love you.

Amen brother, lets spread this praise of the lord.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Al Sharpton, Landover's Newest Minister to be!

Amen brother, lets spread this praise of the lord.

Just a point of politeness and honor - The Lord's name is always captialized as His pronoun.

[Rabbi_Abe_Goldstein]

Re: Al Sharpton, Landover's Newest Minister to be!

Oh boy, here we go; the persecuted Jew song and dance. How come when everybody tells you to take your disgusting religion elsewhere you accuse them of persecuting you. You have to realize that we don't believe the first step towards God is mutilating your penis.

How much of my money would sway you to cut off your mullet? Does your religion require the mutilation of your hair?

[Remy Lebeau]

Re: Al Sharpton, Landover's Newest Minister to be!

As a black metrosexual, you could imagine that I am confused.

But as it stands I am Still going to be the new Minister.

Please tell me that you, a buck nigra psuedo preacher, don't honestly believe that you are righteous enough to preach to God's Choosen people. Your name isn't even listed as an Ex-Negro alumni. And quite frankly I'm not at all happy with your conversations with Sister Talitha. I know how you bucks think when it comes to white women and I'm gonna let you know right this instant that you stand no chance at all of ever getting into her holy panties.

Hit the road, boy. Unless your applying for a job as a church lobby shoe shiner assistant(we already have a show shiner) you have no reason to be here.

[Al_Sharpton]

Re: Al Sharpton, Landover's Newest Minister to be!

I am a black man yes.

A womanizer no and adulterer. NO.

Your mind has gone too far.

[Remy Lebeau]

Re: Al Sharpton, Landover's Newest Minister to be!

I am a black man yes.

A womanizer no and adulterer. NO.

That's an oxymoron. You can't be "black" and at the same time not a womanizer. Unless you are a manizer. Are you a homer, Mr. Thurmond?

[Al_Sharpton]

Re: Al Sharpton, Landover's Newest Minister to be!

Lebeau, I cannot respect you. You are afraid of me.

[Remy Lebeau]

Re: Al Sharpton, Landover's Newest Minister to be!

Lebeau, I cannot respect you. You are afraid of me.

Nigra don't respect anyone. That's why it's so easy for them to steal, kill, and rape.

Jesus protects me from your nigra tendacies so I have no reason to fear you. However, all unsaved white women outside of our gates have ample reason to fear you.

[Al_Sharpton]

Re: Al Sharpton, Landover's Newest Minister to be!

www.blackpeopleinthebible.com


Enough Said.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Al Sharpton, Landover's Newest Minister to be!

www.blackpeopleinthebible.com


Enough Said.

Please refrain from posting your demonic websights on our Godly forum.

[Ahimaaz Smith]

Re: Al Sharpton, Landover's Newest Minister to be!

How much of my money would sway you to cut off your mullet? Does your religion require the mutilation of your hair?

It's always about money with you people, isn't it?

A womanizer no

I always suspected Sharpie was gay, but this proves it.

[Cheshire]

Re: Al Sharpton, Landover's Newest Minister to be!

So THIS is what happens when I leave for a few days! Some uppity negro pie stealing boy thinks he can sodomize and rape his way into this GODLY church?

I really hsould stop taking long breaks..

[One-eyed Jack]

Re: Al Sharpton, Landover's Newest Minister to be!

We should remember Al Sharpton's credentials.

He is a notorious jailbird, imprisoned for a 90-day sentence for common trespassing. (With intent to commit voyeuristic crimes against the US Navy, no less! No one gets away with spying on the private acts of US Naval officers banging away in Puerto Rico.)

He supports the gay and lesbian lifestyles, believes in same-sex marriage, and is in favor of raising transexual ministers with two penii to the pulpit. (Sorry, ladies, but these things have to be said.) He wants the government to distribute condoms to highschool children, cocaine to gradeschoolers, and clean underwear to his homies. He is a nappy-haired, dusky-skinned, trouble-makin', melon-theivin' jigaboo who might as well have a chicken bone through his nose...never mind all his civilized and even debonair manner.

Be not fooled by his literate style, his slyly correct grammar. Pay no attention to his (mostly) correct spelling, and his apparent cleanliness.

Just remember, he was preaching Pentacostalism at the age of four!

Be very, very wary of this ravening black wolf in lambskin!

~~ OEJ

PS: No offense, of course, Mister Sharpton. No offense.

[Youth Pastor Marty]

Re: Al Sharpton, Landover's Newest Minister to be!

This Negro was a dishwasher here at Landover ages ago. He stole all of his Bible knowlege from the late Pastor Ebeneezer Smith. I have doubts about his authenticity anyway, since it would surprise me that he could even type simple English.