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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22898

    #61
    Re: Al Sharpton, Landover's Newest Minister to be!

    Originally posted by Al_Sharpton View Post
    I looked at the site Blackies in the Bible it says, "There are MILLIONS of Black people in the Bible!" It didn't say that most of them were slaughtered...

    What's the matter with you?

    What's all this Black Jesus rubbish?

    Do you seriously think anyone would have taken notice of a jigaboo in Palestine at 0BC?

    And Followers? The only ones following a black fellah would have been the Roman Soldiers to make sure he didn't steal pies.

    If you sit at home and think Jesus was black - that's fine - you can't be damned any more. But if you come here to the friendly heart of Landover, spouting garbage and ridiculing God, you insult us. And we are your hosts - think how difficult that must be for us.
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    • Daisy Mae Johnson
      The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
      Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
      aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 15708

      #62
      Re: Al Sharpton, Landover's Newest Minister to be!

      Here is your Blackie Heyzus.

      He's begging not to be taken back to jail.

      "Please Brotha Man, Help a brotha out and have a heart! Don't take me back to prison for stealing pies"




      And here he is up to old tricks "nigra knocking" to get someone to answer the door whilst he runs to the windowsill to steal yet another pie!



      Black Jesus INDEED!
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