[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Slow Day?

Ooooh, so you're gay! This explains the virginity at the ripe old age of 18.

Keeping yourself for your life partner? - quite right.

[WickedWitch]

Re: Slow Day?

I'm not gay. Unlike you I do not wish to burn in the lake of eternal fire.

Relax, honey. Boys your age ought to be getting all the naughty behaviour out of your systems so that when you turn into an old fart like this bunch, you don't regret missing out.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Slow Day?

Relax, honey. Boys your age ought to be getting all the naughty behaviour out of your systems so that when you turn into an old fart like this bunch, you don't regret missing out.

But if he messes around with you, he'll regret getting the clap instead. How is that any better?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Slow Day?

This forum doesn't seem to have very much going on. I was under the impression that this would be a more vibrant community.

Undoubtedly you all have more pressing ways to spread the Lords word but I am still a little disappointed.

This is rich coming from an unsaved boy who lies about his age and has yet to post even one verse from the Bible he claims to obey. The next time you're bored, try reading through some of the thousands of threads on this Godly forum. They contain deep theological insights on innumerable topics of interest to any right-thinking Christian.

And the next time you start a thread complaining that we aren't entertaining you sufficiently, expect a wad of infraction points coming your way.

[WickedWitch]

Re: Slow Day?

But if he messes around with you, he'll regret getting the clap instead. How is that any better?

Sir! I'll thank you not to besmirch my reputation! And I'll have you know, Sir, that I have no STDs or STIs, or whatever the hell the PC term for venereal disease is these days. The only medical condition I have relates soley to my womb and is in no way contagious.

[Peter McKain]

Re: Slow Day?

This is rich coming from an unsaved boy who lies about his age and has yet to post even one verse from the Bible he claims to obey. The next time you're bored, try reading through some of the thousands of threads on this Godly forum. They contain deep theological insights on innumerable topics of interest to any right-thinking Christian.

And the next time you start a thread complaining that we aren't entertaining you sufficiently, expect a wad of infraction points coming your way.

My apologies. Remind me when it was that you last really took action for the lord.

While you sit in your cozy home preaching and frowning upon true Christians.

I have sent heavens to the eternal lake of fire and spread the word of God the way he intended for it to be spread.

God has not commanded us to debate with those who cannot be reasoned with.

You may have much to teach but I would ask you not to insinuate a lack of faith in a soldier of Christ.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Slow Day?

My apologies. Remind me when it was that you last really took action for the lord.

You have only been posting here for a few days, you are unsaved scum, and you presume to question the way I carry out the Lord's Work? Are you insane, boy? Have you been popping your Mommy's diet pills again?

I cannot accept an apology when it is not given in true humility. When you are rebuked by a True Christian Pastor, the correct reply is: "Yes, SIR! I apologize SIR! I shall try and learn from my idiotic mistakes SIR! I shall repent of my arrogance and laziness by reading the book of Ezekiel three times through, SIR!" Something like that....

While you sit in your cozy home preaching and frowning upon true Christians.

My home, or rather my rolling estate, IS quite cozy. It was provided by Jesus, that I might better fulfill my Pastoral Job Description. Jesus rewards us for our Faith, and He punishes the wicked for being smart mouthed runts by banning them from His favorite forum. Capice?

One of the main aspects of my job as Pastor is to rebuke heathens like you. Yes, I do occasionally have to rebuke a True Christian™ for some minor malfeasance, like certain ladies who sit in the front row of church and dress immodestly, just in order to distract me from delivering my sermon.

I don't see how that's any of your beeswax, boy.

I have sent heavens to the eternal lake of fire and spread the word of God the way he intended for it to be spread.

You have done what to who? Are you experiencing delusions now? Are the fumes from your Mommy's floor wax making you have crazy ideas? Or are you just another punk who's too big for his britches?

God has not commanded us to debate with those who cannot be reasoned with.

There is no debate here, pal. This is not a debate forum. What a Pastor says, goes. And you are in no position to be telling us what our Godly forum is all about.

You may have much to teach but I would ask you not to insinuate a lack of faith in a soldier of Christ.

Boy, so far you're all talk. I haven't seen any sign that you are Saved, nor that you have even a passing familiarity with God's Holy Word. You little tantrum here makes me suspect that you might be a queer after all, but maybe the problem is just that your father doesn't spank you enough.

In any event, you need to watch your mouth. Start spending less time pointing at others and more time reading the Bible.

[Peter McKain]

Re: Slow Day?

I hath raised the sword of the Lord to the heathens of the world. You have the audacity to call me a queer?

Infract me for standing in God's name?

It does not take a holy man to quote the bible and recite passages.

You can misconstrue that as an insult and ban me; your the moderation here. There is nothing to lose in doing so as I am not some "heathen" that sniffs floor wax and takes pills; I won't be creating new accounts and crying because the lord hath shown his light to me and I am a soldier of Christ, honored to do his bidding.

Perhaps you would do well to teach instead of lecture. If you want to be of use to the Lord then guide those who have the strength to carry out real action instead of "condemning" them for some sort of assumed assault on your pride.

[JennyD]

Re: Slow Day?

My apologies. Remind me when it was that you last really took action for the lord.

While you sit in your cozy home preaching and frowning upon true Christians.

I have sent heavens to the eternal lake of fire and spread the word of God the way he intended for it to be spread.

God has not commanded us to debate with those who cannot be reasoned with.

You may have much to teach but I would ask you not to insinuate a lack of faith in a soldier of Christ.

I think I must call shenanigans on this young lad, Pastors.

That is, unless he can supply some pics to support his wild assertions!

[Peter McKain]

Re: Slow Day?

The lord does not require me to prove anything to you. You will see when you reach the gates of heaven and he hath uplifted me and given me praise for my faith

[JennyD]

Re: Slow Day?

The lord does not require me to prove anything to you. You will see when you reach the gates of heaven and he hath uplifted me and given me praise for my faith

If you want True Christians(tm) to believe your wild assertions, you must provide proof. We are not some gullible hicks who believe everything we read!

No pics? I call shenanigans!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Slow Day?

This boy is a typical unsaved sissy. Quick to complain but slow to action. Lazy as the day is long and all full of himself. I'll bet my meager Pastor's stipend that he's never cracked open a Bible in his life.

Proverbs 27:1 Boast not thyself of to morrow; for thou knowest not what a day may bring forth. 27:2 Let another man praise thee, and not thine own mouth; a stranger, and not thine own lips.

[tLakota]

Re: Slow Day?

Proverbs 27:1 Boast not thyself of to morrow; for thou knowest not what a day may bring forth. 27:2 Let another man praise thee, and not thine own mouth; a stranger, and not thine own lips.

Amen! That is a verse that all women should take to heart. Sometimes I wonder why I do so much work with the cooking and cleaning and the running of errands without any praise. But the praise I get from others that notice I don't complain, really makes up for it.