[HTannor]

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I'm still waiting for that harlot, Zsa Zsa, to have the last of her appendages sawed off and croaking in the process.

(Not that I'm a betting person, but do the Pastors have a pool of some sort on this has been? I did pretty well on the pool for Liz - my scotch tab at the liquor store has been covered for the next six months.)

[Zechariah Smyth]

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I'm still waiting for that harlot, Zsa Zsa, to have the last of her appendages sawed off and croaking in the process.

You know what would be AWESOME? If Zsa Zsa and Kirk Douglas kicked the bucket on the same day.



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[HTannor]

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You know what would be AWESOME? If Zsa Zsa and Kirk Douglas kicked the bucket on the same day.



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

Douglas' kid, Michael, has some health problems. Throw him into the mix and we've hit the trifecta!

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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All aboard the HEAVEN train....

Godly Andy Rooney of CBS's 60 Minutes will be missed.

“There was some recognition in 1989 of the fact that many of the ills which kill us are self-induced. Too much alcohol, too much food, drugs, homosexual unions, cigarettes. They’re all known to lead quite often to premature death.”

Vegetarian - that's an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.

“Phyllis Schlafly speaks for all American women who oppose equal rights for themselves”

[HTannor]

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All aboard the HEAVEN train....

Godly Andy Rooney of CBS's 60 Minutes will be missed.

I can't disagree, Reverend. Mr. Rooney was a white male that stood for our Godly American Values™.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Some nigra boy died.

[Virginia Day Templeton]

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Darn it, Zeke. Got me awfully excited for a moment.

[James Hutchins]

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Some nigra boy died.

Didn't he sell some thing for fried chicken?

I am sure where he went, he'll be eating Bar-B-Q for all of eternity.

[SUV]

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First we have all those old "people" on this train - now we have neegroes, too?

Gladder than ever that I'M going to Heaven

[Virginia Day Templeton]

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Roy Cohn and Rock Hudson had "liver cancer" too, didn't they?

Here's another dead black guy I'd never heard of. Looks like the usual overdose.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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A lezbanian pornographeress will now be the head librarian at the Hell Public Library.

From that source for all things peverted, the JYT:

Barbara Grier, Publisher of Lesbian Books, Dies at 78

Barbara Grier, a founder of one of the most successful publishing houses for books by and about lesbians, including a nonfiction chronicle about lesbian nuns that became a phenomenon after it drew complaints from Roman Catholic officials, died on Thursday in Tallahassee, Fla. She was 78.

The cause was lung cancer, said her partner, Donna McBride.

Isn't it interesting how queers all die of "cancer." I have to admit, though, that she did one thing right — expose sexual sin in the Roman institution, to the discomfort of the fish heads.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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She's back in the hospital and coughing up blood! Pray, brothers and sisters! Pray like you've never prayed before!

Psalm 69:22-29
Let their table become a snare before them: and that which should have been for their welfare, let it become a trap.
Let their eyes be darkened, that they see not; and make their loins continually to shake.
Pour out thine indignation upon them, and let thy wrathful anger take hold of them.
Let their habitation be desolate; and let none dwell in their tents.
For they persecute him whom thou hast smitten; and they talk to the grief of those whom thou hast wounded.
Add iniquity unto their iniquity: and let them not come into thy righteousness.
Let them be blotted out of the book of the living, and not be written with the righteous.
But I am poor and sorrowful: let thy salvation, O God, set me up on high.

[SUV]

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She's back in the hospital and coughing up blood! Pray, brothers and sisters! Pray like you've never prayed before!

I Hope® she starts coughing up Great Green Gobs of Greasy Grimy Gopher Guts!

[Boris S. Atanovsky]

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This is technikal questions. Where does leg of Zsa Zsa go after amputation?
Can it get off on technikcality and go to heaven? Of course Zsa Zsa and leg would be separate for eternity. If this is possible then heaven is having some lost and found sector for blameless appendages? Or is appendage having fractional soul quality and ending up in hell with rest of body? Thank you for response.

[Boris S. Atanovsky]

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Oh, BTW, to administrator, I am EX-communist so your title for me is error. Hopefully you are more accurate with reply to my questions.