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  • #1531
    Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

    I'm still waiting for that harlot, Zsa Zsa, to have the last of her appendages sawed off and croaking in the process.

     (Not that I'm a betting person, but do the Pastors have a pool of some sort on this has been? I did pretty well on the pool for Liz - my scotch tab at the liquor store has been covered for the next six months.)
    The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

    "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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    • #1532
      Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

      Originally posted by HTannor View Post
      I'm still waiting for that harlot, Zsa Zsa, to have the last of her appendages sawed off and croaking in the process.
      You know what would be AWESOME? If Zsa Zsa and Kirk Douglas kicked the bucket on the same day.



      Yours in Christ,

      Z. Smyth
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      • #1533
        Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

        Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
        You know what would be AWESOME? If Zsa Zsa and Kirk Douglas kicked the bucket on the same day.



        Yours in Christ,

        Z. Smyth
        Douglas' kid, Michael, has some health problems. Throw him into the mix and we've hit the trifecta!
        The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

        "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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        • #1534
          Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

          All aboard the HEAVEN train....

          Godly Andy Rooney of CBS's 60 Minutes will be missed.

          Originally posted by Andy Rooney
          “There was some recognition in 1989 of the fact that many of the ills which kill us are self-induced. Too much alcohol, too much food, drugs, homosexual unions, cigarettes. They’re all known to lead quite often to premature death.”
          Originally posted by Andy Rooney

          Vegetarian - that's an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.
          Originally posted by Andy Rooney
          “Phyllis Schlafly speaks for all American women who oppose equal rights for themselves”

          Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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          • #1535
            Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

            Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
            All aboard the HEAVEN train....

            Godly Andy Rooney of CBS's 60 Minutes will be missed.
            I can't disagree, Reverend. Mr. Rooney was a white male that stood for our Godly American Values™.
            The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

            "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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            • #1536
              Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

              Some nigra boy died.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • #1537
                Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                Darn it, Zeke. Got me awfully excited for a moment.
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                • #1538
                  Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  Some nigra boy died.
                  Didn't he sell some thing for fried chicken?

                  I am sure where he went, he'll be eating Bar-B-Q for all of eternity.
                  Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                  Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                  Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                  Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                  Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                  Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                  • #1539
                    Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                    First we have all those old "people" on this train - now we have neegroes, too?

                    Gladder than ever that I'M going to Heaven

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                    • #1540
                      Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                      Roy Cohn and Rock Hudson had "liver cancer" too, didn't they?

                      Here's another dead black guy I'd never heard of. Looks like the usual overdose.
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                      • #1541
                        Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                        A lezbanian pornographeress will now be the head librarian at the Hell Public Library.

                        From that source for all things peverted, the JYT:

                        Barbara Grier, Publisher of Lesbian Books, Dies at 78

                        Barbara Grier, a founder of one of the most successful publishing houses for books by and about lesbians, including a nonfiction chronicle about lesbian nuns that became a phenomenon after it drew complaints from Roman Catholic officials, died on Thursday in Tallahassee, Fla. She was 78.

                        The cause was lung cancer, said her partner, Donna McBride.
                        Isn't it interesting how queers all die of "cancer." I have to admit, though, that she did one thing right — expose sexual sin in the Roman institution, to the discomfort of the fish heads.
                        This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                        • #1542
                          Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                          She's back in the hospital and coughing up blood! Pray, brothers and sisters! Pray like you've never prayed before!

                          Psalm 69:22-29
                          Let their table become a snare before them: and that which should have been for their welfare, let it become a trap.
                          Let their eyes be darkened, that they see not; and make their loins continually to shake.
                          Pour out thine indignation upon them, and let thy wrathful anger take hold of them.
                          Let their habitation be desolate; and let none dwell in their tents.
                          For they persecute him whom thou hast smitten; and they talk to the grief of those whom thou hast wounded.
                          Add iniquity unto their iniquity: and let them not come into thy righteousness.
                          Let them be blotted out of the book of the living, and not be written with the righteous.
                          But I am poor and sorrowful: let thy salvation, O God, set me up on high.
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • #1543
                            Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                            She's back in the hospital and coughing up blood! Pray, brothers and sisters! Pray like you've never prayed before!
                            I Hope® she starts coughing up Great Green Gobs of Greasy Grimy Gopher Guts!

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                            • #1544
                              Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                              This is technikal questions. Where does leg of Zsa Zsa go after amputation?
                              Can it get off on technikcality and go to heaven? Of course Zsa Zsa and leg would be separate for eternity. If this is possible then heaven is having some lost and found sector for blameless appendages? Or is appendage having fractional soul quality and ending up in hell with rest of body? Thank you for response.

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                              • #1545
                                Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                                Oh, BTW, to administrator, I am EX-communist so your title for me is error. Hopefully you are more accurate with reply to my questions.

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