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  • Alphonse Alban
    Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
     
    • Feb 2011
    • 5724

    #1981
    Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

    Originally posted by Ashamed View Post
    Alright, so you only obay what you want to obay in the Bible. You totally ignore some parts and keep to parts you like.
    Are you saing that John 3:16-18 and all other parts of scripture I quoted are not to be followed then?

    You are wrong and blind. That's the whole point, we follow the whole Bible. Show me where we have been biblically inaccurate. It is you who ignore it, as we can clearly see. For some reason you also are very angry for as Christians who actually follow the whole Bible.

    Originally posted by Ashamed View Post
    I'll tell you once more: God is the only one whom may and can judge me.
    Again you are wrong, as you saw from my last post post, if it's needed I can not only judge you, but God commands me to judge you. It is too bad that you ignore His words and choose to spit in the face of baby Jesus.

    I pray for you.

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78552

      #1982
      Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

      Praise Jesus! I just got off the phone with Brother Monty who passed along the good news! Jesus has finally extinguished that filthy whore Eydie Gorme'. And not a moment too soon! She was responsible for bringing the Voo-Doo music to America!





      Eydie Gormé Dies, Singing Legend Was 84

      Concert and recording superstar Eydie Gormé, who – performing everything from ballads to bossa nova with singing partner and husband Steve Lawrence – made an indelible impression on American audiences during the swingin' '60s, died Saturday afternoon in Las Vegas, her spokesman, Howard Bragman, tells PEOPLE. She was 84.

      "Legendary singer and performer Eydie Gorme passed away peacefully today at Sunrise Hospital following a brief illness," Bragman said in a statement. "She was surrounded by her husband, son and other loved ones at the time of her death."

      In his own statement, Steve Lawrence said: "Eydie has been my partner on stage and in life for more than 55 years. I fell in love with her the moment I saw her and even more the first time I heard her sing."

      He added: "While my personal loss is unimaginable, the world has lost one of the greatest pop vocalists of all time."

      A favorite on The Ed Sullivan Show, in showrooms in the Catskills and in Las Vegas – where they married on Dec. 29, 1957, and later took up permanent residence – as well as on stages, including Carnegie Hall, Steve and Eydie, as they were known, sang popular hits of the day, including Broadway standards, and exchanged pointed personal banter – all of which their audiences ate up.

      A Gift for Languages and for Singing

      Born in the Bronx to a tailor originally from Sicily and a mother from Turkey, Gormé was a Sephardic Jew whose real name was Edith Garmezano. Spanish was spoken in the home, while at William Howard Taft High School she became the Taft Swing Band's lead female vocalist.

      Her gift for languages helped land her a job as a translator at the United Nations shortly after high-school graduation, and her mellifluous voice soon got her an audition with Tex Beneke's Big Band. A year's tour followed, as did a contract with Coral Records.

      She met Lawrence, a cantor's son (his original surname was Leibowitz), in September 1953 on Steve Allen's Tonight show. Booked for two weeks as the program's vocalist, she ended up staying five years. Lawrence was also a regular on the show, and the two were often paired in musical numbers and comic sketches.

      Once married, in 1958 they had their own summer TV show, which was canceled after the one season because Lawrence was drafted into the Army. Gormé then performed in nightclubs around Washington, D.C., where he was stationed, and after his discharge in 1960, the "Steve and Eydie" act was born, as was their legend.

      So accustomed were the two to appearing together, that when Lawrence did a show by himself in 2009 – Gormé had retired and took up blogging on her and her husband's website – he told Newsday that it was strange. "It's also about the first time in 50 years I'll be able to finish a sentence without being interrupted."

      Not that they didn't have successes on their own. In 1962, Lawrence had his great hit, "Go Away Little Girl." A year later, Gormé scored on the Billboard charts with "Blame It on the Bossa Nova." The bouncy number made her an international star, and she became a Latin crossover artist when she began singing in Spanish the following year.
      Let's hope God sees fit to take her limp-wristed husband to hell soon. I'm sure that satan has plans for these "show-biz legends."
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Ashamed
        Unsaved trash, godless eskimo squaw
        • Jul 2013
        • 17

        #1983
        Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        Praise Jesus! I just got off the phone with Brother Monty who passed along the good news! Jesus has finally extinguished that filthy whore Eydie Gorme'. And not a moment too soon! She was responsible for bringing the Voo-Doo music to America!







        Let's hope God sees fit to take her limp-wristed husband to hell soon. I'm sure that satan has plans for these "show-biz legends."
        Why is she a filthy whore?
        1 Corinthians 11:3
        But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

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        • Reasons1
          Unsaved trash
          Under Investigation
          • Aug 2013
          • 2

          #1984
          Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

          Before I start this I want to clarify that I AM A CHRISTIAN I LOVE GOD AND THERE IS NOTHING THAT I WOULD RATHER DO THAN SPEND ETERNITY WITH HIM, but this site, this forum, this church, saddens me. I am not angry, I do not hate you, I am not here to argue, lie, I am not here to "flame" or "troll" you or defend any type of other religion or belief, I am here for one sole purpose: that is to deliver a message and if you have a single shred of patience, decency, or maturity you'll listen.
          What you say about people's races is dead wrong. Not a single race is above another, not blacks, not whites, not native Americans, none are above another. God created EVERYONE, He loves all of His creations, much more than you or I could ever understand, and for any man, or woman to say that a certain race is better than the other is corrupt. Saying that God doesn't love a something goes completely against what the Bible is, His message of love and a guideline to how we can reach Him.
          I read about the things you "pioneered" that are "mainstream" today, some seemed to be unnecessary to me, but it's not for me to say, though there was one that broke my heart more than any other: torturing. Torturing of anyone isn't humane no matter what the reason may be. That is why Hell is a place of horrors unlike anything anyone knows on earth. Why should anyone think it's "okay" to even suggest something as terrible. Don't misunderstand me, I do believe that every wrong doing should have a consequence, and letting someone who wronged another get away with it is even worse than committing the crime.
          Yet another thing shattered me, the fact that you called people "unsaved trash." This is what turns people away from God, it's what makes people say that Christians are insane, and that we are close minded, that is why people's souls will be lost forever. As much as it hurts me to hear someone I call brother, meaning not in relationship but in Christ, I can't be angry with any of you. Your intentions are pure, and that is all that keeps me from anger, but I digress. Calling someone unsaved trash makes you no better than them. You sound prideful, and that in itself is wrong. Jesus died so everyone could be worth something again, no matter what their past was, for example the man on the cross next to Him was forgiven, only because he believed.
          Everything else combined couldn't have been more hurtful than the fact that you said that God sees some races as dogs, and that he doesn't answer their prayers. How. Dare. You. We aren't the ones to say who does and doesn't get their prayers answered, we don't have the authority to deem someone or something as unworthy of God. He loves everyone, He loves hearing everyone's prayers, and He alone is able to answer them or decide not to answer them.
          If your still reading this, and you still care, then at least consider what I've said. Consider changing, no matter what the past of your church, no matter what tradition has. Jesus changed tradition, he changed it from cold, bitter and hypocritical to loving and forgiving. "Listen to him, how arrogant, how foolish!", right? Maybe I am, maybe I'm just an upstart, or maybe I'm someone who actually cares, maybe I'm someone who was daring enough to jump into a lions den, fully aware that I run the risk of being ridiculed for what I say with only one thought in my mind: Save one person.
          To draw everything to a close. The thoughts and attitudes of the teachers sound like a certain group of people in Jesus' time on earth. This reminds me of those who plotted against Jesus. Ban me from these forums if it will make you feel better, but it won't change anything important. What I hope it will change is you. No matter what the sin, everyone is able to reach Jesus Christ, all they need to do is believe.
          1 John 4:1 Beloved, believe not every spirit, but try the spirits whether they are of God: because many false prophets are gone out into the world.

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          • Mary Etheldreda
            Gushing for Jesus
             
            • Sep 2011
            • 23775

            #1985
            Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

            Hi friend, you must be lost. This thread is for celebrating the LORD's Justice! Why not introduce yourself HERE so we can greet you properly! You can read all kinds of helpful information ON THIS THREAD for newcomers like yourself. If you’d like to share your opinion, kindly provide the Scriptural Support where we can see how wonderfully God said it first. Finally, your rights on our forum can be found HERE.

            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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            • James Hutchins
              True Christian™
              Just a Regular Nice Guy
               
              • Jun 2009
              • 29443

              #1986
              Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

              Originally posted by Reasons1 View Post
              Before I... tl;dr....believe.
              Tell me friend, do the demons cause the stuttering? You post a lot of identical posts (at least they are lonf and not at all interesting-You did not have me at 'hello').
              Do you realize, your opinons mean little, that the only thing important is what God wants?
              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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              • Alphonse Alban
                Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
                 
                • Feb 2011
                • 5724

                #1987
                Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                Originally posted by Reasons1 View Post
                No matter what the sin, everyone is able to reach Jesus Christ, all they need to do is believe.
                You really should read the Bible yourself before coming here with such lies. For example this what you wrote is totally wrong, even a child knows this.
                Don't take my word on it, but listen to what Jesus has to say about this matter.

                Matthew 12:31-32 Wherefore I say unto you, All manner of sin and blasphemy shall be forgiven unto men: but the blasphemy against the Holy Ghost shall not be forgiven unto men. And whosoever speaketh a word against the Son of man, it shall be forgiven him: but whosoever speaketh against the Holy Ghost, it shall not be forgiven him, neither in this world, neither in the world to come.

                Start reading the word of God today and stop spreading the lies about Him.

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78552

                  #1988
                  Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                  Jesus has smitten an authentic cult founder. GLORY!!

                  Blue Oyster Cult Founder Allen Lanier Dead at 66

                  Founding Blue Oyster Cult keyboardist and guitarist Allen Lanier has died at the age of 66 after being hospitalized with Chronic Obstructive Pulmonary Disease, according to the band’s official Facebook page. “DFTR sweet man,” the post reads, in apparent reference to their hit ‘Don’t Fear the Reaper.’ “We love you and miss you.”

                  Apart from a two year absence in the ’80s, Lanier was with B.O.C. from their inception in 1967 until his retirement in 2006. He co-wrote several songs for the group, including ‘True Confessions,’ In Thee,’ ‘Tenderloin,’ and ‘Lonely Teardrops.’ In November 2012 he rejoined his former bandmates on stage for the last time at a special New York concert commemorating the release of a career-spanning box set.

                  According to WebMd, Chronic Obstructive Pulmonary Disease is a lung disease that restricts breathing, “caused by damage to the lungs over many years, usually from smoking.”


                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • Daisy Mae Johnson
                    The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                    Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                    aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 15708

                    #1989
                    Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                    Some bimbo from some dumb TV show is DEAD from a drug overdose.



                    Lisa Robin Kelly, an actress best known for her long-running role as Laurie Forman on "That '70s Show," died at age 43 on Wednesday.
                    Kelly had been staying at a rehab facility in California when she passed away in her sleep,

                    Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/entertain...#ixzz2c6To8hUN

                    Lisa Robin Kelly, an actress best known for her long-running role as Laurie Forman on “That ’70s Show,” died at age 43 on Wednesday. Kelly had been staying at a rehab facility in …


                    See what happens when you disobey GOD and do drugs and don't go to Church? Satan takes you in your sleep so you can be his sex slave for allllll eternity!


                    CHOOOOO CHOOOOOOOOOO!


                    P/s: I wonder what the hold up is with Doris Day?
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                    • Paragon of virtue
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • Jan 2013
                      • 547

                      #1990
                      Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                      I don't usually go for all that nigra music, but for times like these maybe it's the message that's appropriate.

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                      • Mistress Cookie
                        Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
                        True Christian™
                        • Jul 2008
                        • 6790

                        #1991
                        Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                        Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
                        Some bimbo from some dumb TV show is DEAD from a drug overdose.
                        CHOOOOO CHOOOOOOOOOO!
                        YES! And PRAISE ! ! !

                        Apparently, the wayward little minx though it was just fine with God™ to feather her peroxided hair back and flaunt her bare midriff in polyester styles on That 70's Show...and to do as much coke as she could fit up her little, pig, nose-jobbed nose.

                        Then, when she's been fired and lost everything, she thinks she can rewrite the past by checking into some fancy star-studded rehab and clean up her "act" (? ? ? )

                        Well, God™ said NO! and let satan whisk her away in her sleep, as she shook and foamed at the mouth in withdrawal in some 2-bit hospital ward ! !

                        I'm not ashamed to say that's the God™ I know and love ! ! !

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                        • Godfly
                          Descended from Rapes
                          True Christian™
                          • Jan 2010
                          • 1552

                          #1992
                          Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                          Originally posted by Mistress Cookie View Post
                          YES! And PRAISE ! ! !

                          Apparently, the wayward little minx though it was just fine with God™ to feather her peroxided hair back and flaunt her bare midriff in polyester styles on That 70's Show...and to do as much coke as she could fit up her little, pig, nose-jobbed nose.

                          Then, when she's been fired and lost everything, she thinks she can rewrite the past by checking into some fancy star-studded rehab and clean up her "act" (? ? ? )

                          Well, God™ said NO! and let satan whisk her away in her sleep, as she shook and foamed at the mouth in withdrawal in some 2-bit hospital ward ! !

                          I'm not ashamed to say that's the God™ I know and love ! ! !

                          This is what happens when you snort the pot and inject it into you vagina.
                          Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.

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                          • Nobar King
                            Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                            Christ's Guardian
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2007
                            • 23748

                            #1993
                            Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                            A white woman playing nigra music for uppity elitist liberals on NPR. Shame!
                            http://www.nytimes.com/2013/08/22/ar...anted=all&_r=0
                            Marian McPartland, Jazz Pianist and NPR Radio Staple, Dies at 95

                            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                            • Johny Joe Hold
                              Mayor of Freehold
                               
                              • Feb 2010
                              • 12386

                              #1994
                              Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                              Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                              A white woman playing nigra music for uppity elitist liberals on NPR. Shame!
                              http://www.nytimes.com/2013/08/22/ar...anted=all&_r=0
                              Polluting nightclubs and airways for 95 years. I never heard her play a hymn.
                              Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                 
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 78552

                                #1995
                                Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                                Make room in hell, satan. Jesus has stricken a notorious Hollywood whore with being a cripple. Any day now she'll be sent down to the bubbling sulfur, where she will be strangled with her own intestines for all eternity. Shout GLORY!!

                                Linda Ronstadt Discloses Her Battle With Parkinson’s Disease

                                Legendary singer Linda Ronstadt, 67, told AARP today that she “can’t sing a note” because she suffers from Parkinson’s disease. Diagnosed eight months ago, Ronstadt began to show symptoms as long as eight years ago. But she ascribed her inability to sing to a tick bite (“my health has never recovered since then”), and believed the shaking in her hands resulted from shoulder surgery.

                                In a wide-ranging interview with AARP’s music writer Alanna Nash to be published on aarp.org next week, Ronstadt revealed how she discovered that “there was something wrong” with her voice.

                                “I couldn’t sing,” she told Nash, “and I couldn’t figure out why. I knew it was mechanical. I knew it had to do with the muscles, but I thought it might have also had something to do with the tick disease that I had. And it didn’t occur to me to go to a neurologist. I think I’ve had it for seven or eight years already, because of the symptoms that I’ve had. Then I had a shoulder operation, so I thought that’s why my hands were trembling.

                                “Parkinson’s is very hard to diagnose, so when I finally went to a neurologist and he said, ‘Oh, you have Parkinson’s disease,’ I was completely shocked. I wouldn’t have suspected that in a million, billion years.

                                “No one can sing with Parkinson’s disease,” Ronstadt said. “No matter how hard you try.”

                                Ronstadt walks with the aid of poles when on uneven ground, and uses a wheelchair when she travels.

                                Although Ronstadt’s new memoir, Simple Dreams, will appear on September 17, it does not discuss her diagnosis, or the loss of her voice.

                                Ronstadt, who dated high profile men such as California Gov. Jerry Brown and George Lucas, helped shape the folk-rock music scene of the late 1960s and early 1970s. She started as lead singer of the Stone Poneys, then went on to achieve fame as a solo performer. She has earned 11 Grammy Awards, two Academy of Country Music awards, and an Emmy. Her albums have gone gold, platinum and multi-platinum.
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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