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  • Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

    Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
    I must say, I'm a bit confused about these news, everybody keeps saying "prince" without specifying which prince is the one who died - is that the old one (the one who traded Princess Diana for that old ugly woman), the bold one, or one of the baby ones that Kate woman keeps to spew from her womb?

    This "Prince" was a singer correct? Really his tittle could mean he is the Prince of fagots for all we know. All you have to do is take a good look at him, and you know he is.
    John 3:16 For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.

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      Put your hand down on the tracks. Can you feel the hell train coming?

      Looks like there may be room for one Anthony Kiedis in 1st class?

      Red Hot Chili Peppers' Anthony Kiedis Hospitalized, Band Cancels KROQ Weenie Roast Headlining Slot

      The singer was suffering from extreme stomach pain.


      Red Hot Chili Peppers frontman Anthony Kiedis was sent to an area hospital hours before a headlining slot at KROQ's annual Weenie Roast on May 14. Flea made the announcement from the stage at Irvine Meadows Amphitheatre and apologized on behalf of the band telling the crowd at the 16,000-capacity venue that they were "devastated."
      According to a rep for the Los Angeles radio station, Kiedis was taken from the venue in an ambulance suffering from extreme stomach pain. The exact nature of the problem is unknown at this time.
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        Originally posted by Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson View Post
        Put your hand down on the tracks. Can you feel the hell train coming?

        Looks like there may be room for one Anthony Kiedis in 1st class?



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          Jesus finally dispatches LIEberal Canadian journalist Morley Safer of CBS's "60 Minutes" to his just reward in the eternal Lake of Fire. Removing one more Canadian socialist in the US is a big step towards making American great again.



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            Anyone who has ever asked a question on "60 Minutes" will end up toasting in Hell. They way they persecute, harangue and beligerently badger Business people for simply doing their jobs is terrible! The liberals and their tactics of persecuting Conservative Makers and Fine, Upstanding Businessmen is disgusting. Simply disgusting. What a sad state of affairs the Liberals have handed us.

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              Muhammad Ali Dead




              Try dodging Satan's crusty claws now, fool! No camel-piss for you in HELL!

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                I'm sure Jesus has arranged a special reception for Muhammad Ali (AKA Cassius Clay before he converted to mooslimb) - and it doesn't include virgins.
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                  PRAISE!!

                  The Uppitiest Negro of them all is gone, doomed to shuffle, bob and weave to avoid Satan's hooks for all eternity. I hope his eternal torment and agony will be a lesson to others. Why, oh why can't the Black man simply accept his God given role as servant, comedy relief, good luck charm, low cost labor, and dancing entertainment for the White man? Why must they make their afterlife for all eternity MUCH, MUCH worse by fighting God's Plan™ for them?

                  Really, it makes me sad. Everyone who knows me will tell you first and foremost how much I sincerely care about the Negro people and wish them well. If only they would take my sincere advice and do exactly what they're told to do by the White man, everyone would be much happier in the long run.

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                    Cassius Clay joined Is-lame to avoid obeying his lawfully constituted government (Romans 13:1-5). Of course, we believe in freedom of religion, but that doesn't count. Now he can experience floating like a butterfly into hell and being bee-stung for eternity.
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                      Peter Shaffer, who wrote plays glorifying perversion and pagan sacrifices, will spend eternity in Satan's stables, being molested by the horses.
                      This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                        Anton Yelchin begins an eternity of unspeakable suffering today as the LORD strikes him down to punish Gene Roddenberry 50 years after the creation of Star Trek, to prove God will not be mocked (Galatians 6:7). Yelchin was best known for his portrayal of Star Trek character Chekov.


                        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                          Originally posted by H. Montague Worthington View Post
                          PRAISE!!

                          The Uppitiest Negro of them all is gone, doomed to shuffle, bob and weave to avoid Satan's hooks for all eternity. I hope his eternal torment and agony will be a lesson to others. Why, oh why can't the Black man simply accept his God given role as servant, comedy relief, good luck charm, low cost labor, and dancing entertainment for the White man? Why must they make their afterlife for all eternity MUCH, MUCH worse by fighting God's Plan™ for them?

                          Really, it makes me sad. Everyone who knows me will tell you first and foremost how much I sincerely care about the Negro people and wish them well. If only they would take my sincere advice and do exactly what they're told to do by the White man, everyone would be much happier in the long run.
                          Ok so called true Christian show me a verse in the bible that specifically states that any black man or woman is to be a servant for the white man. Oh also I know you can't do because their is no verse that says black people are to servants to whites. It does mention servitude but it doesn't mention which races are the rulers and which are the servants.

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                            Originally posted by Chris-the-Knuckle-Head View Post
                            Ok so called true Christian show me a verse in the bible that specifically states that any black man or woman is to be a servant for the white man. Oh also I know you can't do because their is no verse that says black people are to servants to whites. It does mention servitude but it doesn't mention which races are the rulers and which are the servants.
                            Buying and selling people to profit from their labor was always perfectly acceptable to Christians until the liberals got so uppity and thought they could rewrite history. The LORD specifically permits it, and the Holy Bible sets out rules for the appropriate handling of slaves. When you get around to reading the Holy Bible, you'll read about Ham, one of the sons of Noah. Ham committed an unforgivable sexual crime against his father Noah (Genesis 9:20-27). For this crime Noah cursed Ham's son Canaan. From this curse we know Canaan and his descendants are inferior beings with distinctive black skin and well suited to lives of slavery. The Curse of Ham has long been cited as evidence of God's Will for imposing eternal slavery upon black people, and black people alone. Pastor Billy-Reuben has a very informative post you might enjoy reading: Where did the races come from? As happy as we may be to talk about this subject, let's do so elsewhere. This thread exists to praise Jesus for sending yet another sinner into the open arms of Satan, to their eternal torment, and Jesus' eternal delight (Psalm 2:4).

                            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                              Originally posted by Chris-the-Knuckle-Head View Post
                              Ok so called true Christian show me a verse in the bible that specifically states that any black man or woman is to be a servant for the white man. Oh also I know you can't do because their is no verse that says black people are to servants to whites. It does mention servitude but it doesn't mention which races are the rulers and which are the servants.

                              Chris, I am disappointed in you. Had you read His Word, you would understand that any number of men, women or children around you are acceptable slaves, and personal property of the Christian man. Plenty of spooks around me. Or chinks or spics for that matter. And God did not limit "around you" to any distance.


                              Leviticus 25:44-45 "Both thy bondmen, and thy bondmaids, which thou shalt have, shall be of the heathen that are round about you; of them shall ye buy bondmen and bondmaids.


                              Moreover of the children of the strangers that do sojourn among you, of them shall ye buy, and of their families that are with you, which they begat in your land: and they shall be your possession."


                              Chris, why do you fight God at every turn instead of simply reading His instruction manual in the Holy Bible on how to conduct yourself?


                              You are still in my prayers,


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                                Fantasy novelist Elie Wiesel joins Tolkien and Lovecraft in Hell. George RR Martin is next!
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