[handmaiden]

Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

Brothers and Sisters, Glenn Close is dead! Wait, no, John Glenn is dead.


There are many reports that he was a man of faith. But I don't know whether he was a determined Bible-believer or not. He was a Marine and he was elected to public office. I am not sure if he was a Republican and he did go into space. That may or may not have brought him closer to the Lord.


So, it is possible that he is NOT on the Hell Train, but rather on the golf course with Jesus. I await the pastors' input on the situation.


Uncertainly Yours,
Handmaiden

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

Brothers and Sisters, Glenn Close is dead! Wait, no, John Glenn is dead.


There are many reports that he was a man of faith. But I don't know whether he was a determined Bible-believer or not. He was a Marine and he was elected to public office. I am not sure if he was a Republican and he did go into space. That may or may not have brought him closer to the Lord.


So, it is possible that he is NOT on the Hell Train, but rather on the golf course with Jesus. I await the pastors' input on the situation.


Uncertainly Yours,
Handmaiden

John Glenn is most certainly in the depths of the thermite fires in hell. Although his carcass may rot in a tomb on earth for a few hundred years, his soul will burn forever.

A major player in perpetuating the fraud "moon landing" hoax, he led many youngsters away from the Word of God, and into false science. So many impressionable children looked up to his scam, as if man ever "went to the moon".

With his passing, perhaps we can teach that the Holy Bible always warned us to avoid such egregious hucksters and charlatans. Good riddance "space" man!

1 Timothy 6:20 "O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called:"

In Christ

[MitzaLizalor]

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1 Timothy 6:20 "O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called:"

In Christ

I'm still waiting for an explanation about how they got through the firmament!

JOB 37:18 Hast thou with him spread out the sky, which is strong, and as a molten looking glass?
Did the KJV get it wrong? .. KJV

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Chooo choooooot!

Zsa Zsa Gabwhore dead at 99!

Good work prayer warriors. The great HARLOT has finally kicked the bucket (with her one good leg) and is now roasting for all of eternity in !

http://www.tmz.com/2016/12/18/zsa-zsa-gabor-dead-at-99/

CHOOO CHUGGA LUGGA! NEXT STOP: Doris Day!

[handmaiden]

Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

Thanks for the update, Sister Daisy Mae. I'm wondering when Betty White will feel the wrath of khanJesus.

That woman just about worships animals, but do we ever hear her glorify Jesus? No! There's even a page dedicated to her on the Animal Liberation Front website.


The Bible makes it clear that animals are for food, clothing, farm work and sacrifice. If even the Lord God Almighty lives a good bbq, then who are we to argue?


Stop campaigning for animals, Betty! The real threats to our way of life are birth control that threatens three day old zygotes, monogamist gays, and restrictions on arctic oil drilling.


Offendedly Yours,
Handmaiden

[Levi Jones]

Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

George Michael infamous toilet sodomite dead at 53. It's a great day!

https://www.buzzfeed.com/davidmack/george-michael-dies?bftwnews&utm_term=4ldqpgc#4ldqpgc

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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And today, Satan offers a Very Warm Welcome Indeed to Greasy Greek Homosexualist Georgios Kyriacos Panayiotou, better known to teenyboppers as George Michael.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart
But the very next day, you gave it away
This year, to save me from tears
I'll give it to the Devil ....

[Brother Gonzalez]

Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

Prince, Bowie and George Michael in the same year!!!

Praise God!!! God is great!!!!

[Roper Crossburn]

Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

I met him once. Bathroom in LA, might have been the Hollywood Bowl (ha ha... bowl). He told me I looked like a real rough customer and said he'd love to lick my ass, which I thought meant he wanted a fight. I said you can try, boy. Then he reached for my belt buckle so I knocked him out and took a piss on his pretty face.

Everybody knows he had AIDS. It was only a matter of time before the disease took him and he went straight to hell. Whenever they start talking about pnuemonia, you know it's really AIDS.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

So he's never gonna dance again unless they dance in hell.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

Get down deeper and down
Down down deeper and down
Down down deeper and down
Get down deeper and down
I want all the world to see
To see you're laughing, and you're laughing at me

STATUS QUO
Rick Parfitt going down, down

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

2016 has been a very good year for the HELL TRAIN!



TOOT TOOT! CHOO CHUGGA LUGGA!

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

Brothers and Sisters, I don't know what to think about the 64 members of the Alexandrov Ensemble (and their conductor). Hellbound or not?

In any event, they were on their way to Syria. So if they did end up in Hell then they probably just thought they'd landed early.

[Brother Gonzalez]

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Well SATAN is claiming his sons and daughters this December!



By bye sinner! The stars belong to God, not to your made up world!

[Jim C. Lombardo]

Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

Goodbye "Gorgeous" George Michael. All that careless whispering and gay sex has caught up with you. You've damned yourself to an early date with Satan, with no return!