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  • #2551
    Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

    Originally posted by GaleWhoring View Post
    Hugh Hefner was a true inspiration; industrious, progressive and desirable. He will be missed!
    Since when did men need inspiration to think about women as wick-dipping stock? It comes rather naturally. Hefner will be the recipient of Satan's barbed wick, and it will be dipping for all eternity, despite the anguished screams of the former playboy.


    Because God's Justice is Merciful!
    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    • #2552
      Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

      Originally posted by GaleWhoring View Post
      Hugh Hefner was a true inspiration; industrious, progressive and desirable. He will be missed!

      Hugh Hefner was a blight to all those are Godly, and adhere to the Word of God. He spat in God's face. Everlasting torment in Hell is the just desert. There are many fruits from his loin, and the sins of the father will be visited upon them.
      58 If thou wilt not observe to do all the words of this law that are written in this book, that thou mayest fear this glorious and fearful name, THE LORD THY GOD; 59 Then the LORD will make thy plagues wonderful, and the plagues of thy seed, even great plagues, and of long continuance, and sore sicknesses, and of long continuance. 60 Moreover he will bring upon thee all the diseases of Egypt, which thou wast afraid of; and they shall cleave unto thee. 61 Also every sickness, and every plague, which is not written in the book of this law, them will the LORD bringk upon thee, until thou be destroyed.


      Deuteronomy 28: 58- 61

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      • #2553
        Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

        Originally posted by GaleWhoring View Post
        Hugh Hefner was a true inspiration; industrious, progressive and desirable. He will be missed!
        I suppose he was an inspiration to people like you.

        As the kids would probably say nowadays, Hefner was a fag-enabler before fag-enabling was cool.

        From The Jeff Bezos Post:
        The year was 1955, and science fiction author Charles Beaumont had, by most accounts, crossed the line with his latest short story.

        “The Crooked Man” depicted a dystopian future where homosexuality was the norm, heterosexuality was outlawed and angry anti-straight mobs marched through the street chanting “make our city clean again!” Even the relatively progressive Esquire magazine had rejected the piece because it was too controversial.

        But Beaumont found a fan in a young Hugh Hefner, who agreed to run it in his Playboy magazine, then less than two years old.
        This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

        Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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        • #2554
          Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

          Monty Hall

          He conned people into dressing up in costumes on "Let's Make a Deal" in order to make Halloween seem more normal.


          He was doing the work of .

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          • #2555
            Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

            So you won't back down, eh? Enjoy your free falling to hell, Mr atheist and democrat Tom Petty

            "I saw Elvis Presley when I was 11. From that point on, music became my religion, my nourishment. It was also a safe haven for me. My life was very turbulent as a child and a little scary, and music made everything seem right."


            let's see how your God Elvis helps you when Satan impales your rectum!

            1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.

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            • #2556
              Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

              Oh Tom "pretty" Petty. He was one the Travelling Dingleberries if I recall.

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              • #2557
                Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                Originally posted by Brother Gonzalez View Post
                So you won't back down, eh? Enjoy your free falling to hell, Mr atheist and democrat Tom Petty

                "I saw Elvis Presley when I was 11. From that point on, music became my religion, my nourishment. It was also a safe haven for me. My life was very turbulent as a child and a little scary, and music made everything seem right."


                let's see how your God Elvis helps you when Satan impales your rectum!


                I bet he faked it. Celebrity death hoaxes are all the rage these days. :/

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                • #2558
                  Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                  Originally posted by GaleWhoring View Post
                  Hugh Hefner was a true inspiration; industrious, progressive and desirable. He will be missed!
                  Hugh Hefner more than likely promoted the first "furries" - those "Playboy Bunnies" dressed up in rabbit costumes. Gloria Steinem, perpetual malcontent and early femininzi, even weighed in on it.
                  Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                  brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                  ...and get off my lawn
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                  • #2559
                    Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                    Speaking of which, shall I go as one for Halloween? I haven't worn mine since 1983.

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                    • #2560
                      Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                      Hugh Hefner will have someone to talk to in hell. Whore and whore-enabler Nancy Friday just had her ticket punched for the hell train.
                      Nancy Friday, a dissatisfied daughter of the sexual revolution whose best-selling books aimed to liberate women from embarrassment over their erotic fantasies and from fraught relationships with their mothers, died Nov. 5 at her home in Manhattan. She was 84.

                      * * *

                      She described [one partner in fornication] as her “sexual emancipator” and eventually she moved to New York, searching for a job that would give her the “freedom to pursue men at a moment’s notice.”
                      In hell, she'll get to pursue devils at a moment's notice, but I don't think she'll like what she finds. Then again, the radfeminazis who wrote for Ms. said that she wasn't a feminist, so there's that.
                      This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                      Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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                      • #2561
                        Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                        Malcolm Young, the co-founder of the satanic rock and roll Band AC/DC. Their music caused many to burn in Hell.


                        Malcolm Young, AC/DC Guitarist and Co-Founder, Dead at 64
                        http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/malcolm-young-acdc-guitarist-and-co-founder-dead-at-64-w512164
                        Malcolm Young, guitarist and co-founder of AC/DC, died Saturday at the age of 64 after a battle with dementia.

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                        • #2562
                          Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                          Originally posted by Brock Landers View Post
                          Malcolm Young, the co-founder of the satanic rock and roll Band AC/DC. Their music caused many to burn in Hell.


                          http://www.rollingstone.com/music/ne...-at-64-w512164

                          Brother Brock,
                          I am ashamed to admit I attended an AC/DC concert at the young age of 14. I was barraged by songs about big balls, highways to hell, and what my teenaged mind interpreted as dirty deeds and the Dunder Chief, which I imagined was some Incan ruler who performed bad things at the request of his most loyal subjects. I recall Angus, Malcolm's relative, dancing about in short pants in some sort of stupor; I know now it was demonic possession taking place in front of me. The Lord has not been kind to the members of this group - but who is surprised? Oft have I prayed that Jesus will forgive me for going to the concert; my faith tells me He has.


                          I still think about Angus in those tight, short pants, revealing his hairy, thin legs as he moved about manipulating his instrument, building into a huge climax.


                          BrotherLarry
                          Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
                          “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

                          Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
                          Amen and Amen

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                          • #2563
                            Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                            The Grim Reaper has just escorted Charles Manson to the Lake of Fire.

                            Murderous cult leader Charles Manson dies at 83
                            https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/murderous-cult-leader-charles-manson-dies-83-n702811
                            Charles Manson, who dispatched the "Manson Family" to commit a series of Hollywood murders, including Sharon Tate, in the late '60s that shocked the country, died.

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                            • #2564
                              Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                              Originally posted by Brock Landers View Post
                              The Grim Reaper has just escorted Charles Manson to the Lake of Fire.

                              https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...ies-83-n702811
                              This piece of human garbage might almost make you ¨hope¨ there was such a thing. I am glad to hear he is no longer a nuisance.
                              Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

                              Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.

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                              • #2565
                                Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                                Now entering the burning oils of hell, David Cassidy.
                                Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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