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  • #2596
    Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

    Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
    An interesting report, despite being concocted by someone who is communing with the dead - contrary to God's Word, but the point is that conversion after death does not count. If Graham had been "of God" he would have known this.

    . . . .
    I was thinking the same thing, but I figured it was some Obama appointed activist judges up to their old tricks - but the Bible (KJV1611) rules and they would have been overridden by God eventually.
    Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
    brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
    ...and get off my lawn
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    • #2597
      Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

      Right now the news is making a Big To-Do over Billy Graham's funeral.

      Why they are reporting this is beyond me. Do people care?


      It's not like it was one of the popes. In that case you would get a bunch of overwrought catholics carrying on, which is always good for a laugh.


      The guy is already roasting on a spit down in hell, people! He was a liberal, wishy-washy, cherry-pickn' lukewarm "Christian"!


      Now that he and his patchoulli-scented incense influence on American Christianity is gone, people will wake up and smell the gunpowder. America will get back to MAGA and Trump and Jesus can usher in a faith-based economy and justice system.


      The Bible will go back to prevailing supreme as the source of law and order in this country. If Billy Graham had died earlier, we would me much further along in that effort than we are today.


      Thank you, Jesus, for taking out that soft-sell "Christian", Billy Graham. Would you consider doing something dramatic to ruin his funeral in order to drive home your point?
      His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

      Guns For God and the Economy

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      • #2598
        Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

        Praise God and shout hallelujah from the rooftops. British funny man and pervert dies at 90. Praise Jesus Ken Dodd is tatty bread.

        Dirty old man and diddy men die

        Just look at what we have missed for all these years.
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        Isaiah 66:15

        For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.

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        • #2599
          Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

          Originally posted by Thomas Taylor View Post
          Praise God and shout hallelujah from the rooftops. British funny man and pervert dies at 90. Praise Jesus Ken Dodd is tatty bread.

          Dirty old man and diddy men die

          Just look at what we have missed for all these years.
          Well Praise Jesus at any rate. The man looks like he was a demon infested homer retiree from the British Navy.

          While the British are sometimes regarded as a bit eccentric, they nonetheless eat tasteless food, practice slow sports - except their version of "football" attracts hooligans that are hell bent on destroying everything in sight, and if it's one thing we can say for sure - they aren't funny.

          The British still owe much of the English speaking world untold reparations for having given birth to Benny Hill.
          Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
          brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
          ...and get off my lawn
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          • #2600
            Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

            Hah! Ken Dodd ist tot! As the Germans might say.

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            • #2601
              Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

              Thanks to the passing of a certain Grenouillestani sodomite fashion designer who dressed Hellyweird entertaineresses and Demon-cretin first ladies, the devil will now get to wear Givenchy.
              Hubert de Givenchy, the French couturier who upheld a standard of quintessentially romantic elegance in fashion for more than four decades, dressing the likes of Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis, Grace Kelly and memorably Audrey Hepburn, in a little black dress, in the movie “Breakfast at Tiffany’s,” died on Saturday at his home outside Paris. He was 91.

              Philippe Venet, his longtime companion and a former couture designer, confirmed the death.
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              • #2602
                Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                Tooooot, tooooooooooot.

                Stephen Hawking is on the way to that fiery he so deserves.


                Voice box of Satan Snuffs It


                Just the fact that he lived shows he made a pact with the Devil.
                Isaiah 66:15

                For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.

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                • #2603
                  Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                  Originally posted by Thomas Taylor View Post
                  Tooooot, tooooooooooot.
                  Stephen Hawking is on the way to that fiery he so deserves.
                  Voice box of Satan Snuffs It
                  Just the fact that he lived shows he made a pact with the Devil.
                  The man who "scientifically" "proved" that The Most Almighty and only God was unnecessary will now stand before the Throne of Judgement above the clouds and will be classified with the "goats", and become roast goat.

                  If we ever needed to see an example of why God has people suffer in order to show His Power
                  Joh:9:3: Jesus answered, Neither hath this man sinned, nor his parents: but that the works of God should be made manifest in him.

                  Except Hawkins had sinned - he denied the Holy Spirit! Damnation was always assured. For him there will be no resurrection.
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                  “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                  Author of such illuminating essays as,
                  Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                  • #2604
                    Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                    Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                    The man who "scientifically" "proved" that The Most Almighty and only God was unnecessary will now stand before the Throne of Judgement above the clouds and will be classified with the "goats", and become roast goat.

                    If we ever needed to see an example of why God has people suffer in order to show His Power
                    Joh:9:3: Jesus answered, Neither hath this man sinned, nor his parents: but that the works of God should be made manifest in him.

                    Except Hawkins had sinned - he denied the Holy Spirit! Damnation was always assured. For him there will be no resurrection.
                    I cannot express how happy I am that God has taken this "man" out of Earth and sent him to Hell. I prayed for that many, many times, because he was saying mean things about God, and Jesus. All that science, all that "knowledge" he was creating were shaking the beliefs of many. That could only be the work of Satan.


                    So now he is finally dead. All that science could not stop God from taking him out. If he was such a genious, how is he now dead? Did he now the beginning of the Universe but could not foreseen his own death? No, I don't buy it.


                    See it kids: following Satan's and Hawkins' teachings leads you to death. The proof is out there.
                    1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.

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                    • #2605
                      Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                      If only he had prayed.

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                      • #2606
                        Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                        Sister Mitza, you make such an excellent point. I know because other people (men, of course) agree with you.

                        It would have been such a glorious publicity stunt event if Hawking had fallen before the Lord and then stood up on his twisted little legs. There were times when I pondered whether that was God afflicted him in the first place, to give glory to Himself, which He is deserving of all the time.

                        But, now this pastor has a different take and I am confused. He says that Satan kept Hawkings alive, and yet I thought that Satan wants his followers to kill all the unborn babies so that people can keep having gay sex without consequence. Is Satan in the miracle-life extending business? I'm not sure that makes sense.

                        Of course, I didn't have time to read the article in full, because The Lord has kept me busy with laundry and prayer time and reading the posts here at LBC to see where I can be of use to His Purpose. The good news, however is that there is a website out there that keeps track of all the important goings on among our Right Wing defenders of faith and family values and a strong economy. Because I get a little bewildered with all the news content out there, I don't have time to visit many sites unless the Pastors of Landover Baptist recommend them.

                        That's why I am glad that there are other, devoted believers in American Liberty who keep watch for all the critical news effecting True American Christian Republicans©. So, I hope that I can get some clarification from our pastors as to whether this pastor is correct about Stephen Hawkings and whether God or Satan had a plan for his life.

                        We already know which one Hawkings chose, of course. It's just that I get confused about which one is involved when someone lives or dies. Billy Graham lived a long time, too. Was that Satan's work?
                        His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

                        Guns For God and the Economy

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                        • #2607
                          Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                          I don't know if this man was a sinner, but the founder of your toy-producing company died yesterday.

                          Toys R Us founder dies aged 94 just weeks after life's work collapses
                          http://metro.co.uk/2018/03/22/toys-r-us-founder-dies-aged-94-just-weeks-lifes-work-collapses-7409651/?ito=social
                          The company he started 70 years ago collapsed this month.

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                          • #2608
                            Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                            Originally posted by Romeo Rovagnati View Post
                            I don't know if this man was a sinner, but the founder of your toy-producing company died yesterday.

                            http://metro.co.uk/2018/03/22/toys-r...51/?ito=social
                            Toys are for parents who want weak and effeminate children.
                            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                            • #2609
                              Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                              Hill Street Blues creator Steven Bochco dies aged 74



                              The unChristian tone of the show was always given in the sergeant's words "Let's all be safe out there." I always thought it should be "Jesus will keep you safe out there." which could have been varied with "unless you are an atheist" or "except you papists" or "if you believe the way I do.", etc.

                              I perhaps could have forgiven this lapse, but as Bocho is an Italian name - he will be a Catholic, and it is not worth bothering God by praying for guidance on this one, as we all know what His Answer will be.
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                              “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                              Author of such illuminating essays as,
                              Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                              • #2610
                                Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                                Winnie Mandela, the wicked witch of the south, is dead. Praise Jesus this one will be wearing a rubber necklace for all eternity.

                                Soweto Jnr Football Team Manager Dies
                                Isaiah 66:15

                                For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.

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