[AsksDumbQuestions]

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choo choo...

now that I think of it I think hell is gonna be toxic because all of those people with insane minds are gonna stay there. or worst being alone in that void like your some kind of social science experiment.

[Mister Brasil]

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all of those people with insane minds are gonna stay there. or worst being alone in that void like your some kind of social science experiment.

You're so right! And it once again makes me so happy to be part of the Landover Baptist community, which couldn't be more unlike the lake of fire. This is practically Paradise on Earth!

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Batman was fag-enabling both because of the sodomaniacal relationship between Batman and Robin and because of its "camp" (i.e., homosexual) sensibility. The character of Aunt Harriet was introduced as a red herring, but no one was fooled.

[Phil Ander]

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The succubus, Anita Pallenberg, has finally met her master.

[Romeo Rovagnati]

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Good news protestant brothers,

The evil Al-Baghdadi leader of the terroristic mohammedan organization called ISIS has been killed (thought accidentaly) by a russian bomb. This moment needs a celebration with a great mass.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/middle-east/abu-bakr-al-baghdadi-dead-isis-leader-russia-raqqa-air-strike-killed-syria-islamic-state-chief-a7792801.html

[Thomas Taylor]

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Good news protestant brothers,

The evil Al-Baghdadi leader of the terroristic mohammedan organization called ISIS has been killed (thought accidentaly) by a russian bomb. This moment needs a celebration with a great mass.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/wo...-a7792801.html

As usual papist lies are being spread. The Vodka swilling ruskies have not produced any evidence of this. America, and the rest of the world, will believe them when they have shown definitive proof.


Hebrews 11:1 Now faith is the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not seen.


This verse gives me hope that they are telling the truth.


YIC
TT

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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Martin Landau, George Romero

Published July 16, 2017
Fox News

Hollywood mourns losses of Martin Landau, George Romero

Martin Landau, a celebrated actor with dozens of movie and TV credits to his name, including the “Mission: Impossible” television series, has died at age 89, Fox News has confirmed.

I had a problem with this show - Nothing was impossible with God, but this guy regularly by-passed God.

He won't find the by-pass to the Eternal Pits of Flaming Brimstone - the train is direct.

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The second guy, sitting opposite on the Train is

The legendary creator of the "Night of the Living Dead" zombie franchise, George A. Romero, died Sunday at the age of 77, Fox News has confirmed.

Romero died "peacefully" while sleeping after a "brief but aggressive battle with lung cancer," his manager, Chris Roe, said in a statement. The filmmaker was "listening to the score of The Quiet Man, one of his all-time favorite films" with his family by his side, the manager added.

The man was also queer.

I didn't know he was queer when I bought tickets for " "Night of the Living Dead" - I thought it was going to be about Jesus's time harrowing Hell.

I wrote to Romero and he didn't refund my tickets.

God Hates Deceivers.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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Martin Landau, George Romero

I had a problem with this show - Nothing was impossible with God, but this guy regularly by-passed God.

He won't find the by-pass to the Eternal Pits of Flaming Brimstone - the train is direct.

. . . .

"Mission: Impossible" weekly tormented viewers with some of the most worthless formulaic crap to hit broadcast TV - and no doubt was instrumental in Newton Minow's famous observation on television as a "vast wasteland". In addition to hastening the decline of America and Western Civilization, we can now be rest assured that Martin Landau is not resting in peace.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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One of the leaders of the war on heterosexuality will get to be the bride of Satan.

From the JYT:

Edith Windsor, Whose Same-Sex Marriage Fight Led to Landmark Ruling, Dies at 88

Edith Windsor, the gay-rights activist whose landmark case led the Supreme Court to grant same-sex married couples federal recognition for the first time and rights to a host of federal benefits that until then only married heterosexuals had enjoyed, died on Tuesday in Manhattan. She was 88.

[Jimmy-Roy Stewart]

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"a host of federal benefits that until then only married heterosexuals had enjoyed"

Now how come the lezzies get special privileges all the time its' not fair.

[Elmer G. White]

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Mr. Cassini, one of the rectal probes of NASA, perished yesterday, September 17th 2017, by crashing onto the Firmament (Genesis 1:6).

Cassini will dive into the planet's atmosphere, sending science data for as long as its small thrusters can keep the spacecraft's antenna pointed at Earth. Soon after, Cassini will burn up and disintegrate like a meteor.

At least we know don't have to worry about that sorry excuse for a tallywhacker lookalike thrusting into God-fearing True Christian™ men! Apparently this analistic probe made great discoveries as it peeked through the Firmament (Genesis 1:6) into God's Realm. What if found does have some Biblical applications. It found a hexagon.



6 sides 6 corners times 6. Does that sound familiar?

Revelation 13:18
Here is wisdom. Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man; and his number is Six hundred threescore and six.

This means that the Rule of the Beast (could be a Canadian) will soon begin and Jesus will appear shortly thereafter.

What about this probe? By commiting suicide on the Firmament (Genesis 1:6) it showed signs of free will and that with the violation of God's Home will send it into Hell. Can God punish an AI? Of course He can (Revelation 19:6)! God can show it some barbed-wire spiced anal probing for Eternity. At the bottom of the gravity well that is the star Saturn on the Firmament (Genesis 1:6), Cassini has found Eternal Punishment. Glory!


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Brock Landers]

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Filthy Porno Pervert Hugh Hefner is now burning in the Lake of Fire.

http://people.com/celebrity/hugh-hefner-playboy-magazine-founder-dead-obituary/

[Mrs. Isaac Peters]

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Filthy Porno Pervert Hugh Hefner is now burning in the Lake of Fire.

http://people.com/celebrity/hugh-hef...dead-obituary/

Praise! The disgusting way in which that man profited from the objectification of women has nothing to do with the way Jesus wants us to live.

[Virginia Day Templeton]

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Matthew 5:28
But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.

Generations of men are in Hell because of his pornography. The world is better off now that he's joined them.

I do find it funny, though, that after sleeping with thousands of women, many of whom were no doubt crawling with every infection known to man and then some, he nonetheless lived to be 91... while the average homosexual is still lucky if he scrapes past 40.

[GaleWhoring the Boring (On Moderation)]

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Hugh Hefner was a true inspiration; industrious, progressive and desirable. He will be missed!