[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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Well, another "entertainer" has now hopped on the train to eternal . I did not know the name, but I recognized her when the news said that Mary Wilson, one of the founding members of a "singing" group called The Supremes, has died

I hadn't heard of her either, but my grandma Hephzibah Allchurch remembers her well. Apparently back when she was a young woman (my grandma, that is) Mary Wilson "self-identified" as a white woman and was married to the communist prime minister of England, Harold Wilson. Grandma says she was famous for writing bad poetry, but the voters of Britain were unaware of her singing career.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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"Hustler" pornographer Larry Flynt picked up his one-way prepaid ticket today. Let's all wave him good bye.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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Let us all bid a hearty good riddance to Chick Corea and his Satanic jungle music.

The most interesting thing about him was that he was named after the British word for a vegetable, more usually called "endive". It is quite delicious caramelized with a little chopped bacon and just a splash of balsamic vinegar.

[Isabella White]

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Let us all bid a hearty good riddance to Chick Corea and his Satanic jungle music.

The most interesting thing about him was that he was named after the British word for a vegetable, more usually called "endive". It is quite delicious caramelized with a little chopped bacon and just a splash of balsamic vinegar.

Oh, thank the , dear Sister Joanna! I had heard of this Chick person another time; but, I must admit: I know nothing about him. Someone said he is a "smokin' jazz cat", whatever that means. But, if it means that he plays "jazz music", then he will be having many regrets for choosing to glorify that blasphemous noise, which, as far as I can tell, sounds like the screams of demons.

It reminds me of turning on the television set when I had heard that my beloved Tennessee Ernie Ford was to appear, and -- instead -- someone named Rahsanie Rowland was on. What noise! If Almighty has not placed him on the train yet, then perhaps He could do us the favor soon. And good riddance to Mr. Rowland's friend, Chick!

[MitzaLizalor]

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Mary Wilson, a von Trapp impersonator and Chick Corea all arriving together? What an ensemble!

Didn't he think he was the Delphic oracle?

[Johny Joe Hold]

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Luis Palau boarded the Hell Train yesterday. He has preached in stadiums for decades.

On of his problems is he was born in the Mexican country of Argentina. If you don't speak God's favorite language, English, from birth you are in for a hard time in life.

The other disappointing thing about Palau is he never made it to big-time money. He died with only five million dollars. Franklin Graham, for example, has already accumulated 12 million.

When God smiles on a preacher that man make big bucks. Didn't happen with Palau.

‘We lost a giant’: 5 reactions to the death of Luis Palau - The Christian Post

[Elmer G. White]

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SHOUT GLORY!

Prince Philip, the Dook of Edinburgh, dies at the unnatural age of 99! He claimed to be the Living God and was the founder of the Prince Philip cult, where uneducated savages were lured into worshiping the fornicatory consort of the Queen Elizabeth, the 2nd one. He was a reckless driver and caused oftentimes unprecedented havoc when driving on the strange left-wing motorways of the United Kingdom.



He never explicitly denied his claim of being the Living God. Let us see how the Bible assesses his attempts to oust Jesus Christ.

Exodus 20:3
Thou shalt have no other gods before me.

Case closed. At this very moment Mr. Philip is undoubtedly receiving his first tungsten enemas from Satan's most violent demons. It is what he chose.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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Phil the Greek, as he was known throughout Britain, failed to deny many things during his excessively long lifetime. The unconventional science boffin and former mediocre soccer player David Icke provided research proving both the Duke-of-Ed and his wife to be shape-shifting reptilians from "space":

He said: "The whole obsession of interbreeding among royals and big banking and political families is to hold the genetic structure together because it would quickly be diluted if they bred outside it."

Normally one would dismiss such claims as the ravings of a madman, but did Prince Philip deny it? No, he did not!

It was noted that he received preferential treatment after the Brexit, not being returned to his place of birth like other Europeons. Perhaps the authorities couldn't decide whether to put him on a boat to Greece or fire him into the firmament? Now they will have to help him on his way to by digging a particularly deep hole for him.

[handmaiden]

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The papers note that he was "the longest serving consort in British history." I wonder if the Mrs. would have ginned up charges against him and had him "dismissed" earlier if he had failed to provide healthy heirs to the throne.

[Dennis Lukes]

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You have my congratulations, British people! Hallelujah! That old bastard is FINALLY dead! I hope you'll remember him as he lived, as an obnoxious racist househusband and unemployed welfare scrounger.

[MitzaLizalor]

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Can the Church of England accommodate deathbed conversions? Although technically an Anglican, didn't he start out as Greek Orthodox? Perhaps by fusing the two he'd hoped to found a sort of "English Orthodox" denomination which on the whole seems marginally preferable to Londonian Catholicism (if such a thing can even be imagined) but they have been rehearsing their liturgy for some time. And let's face it, any of these would be preferable to Pope Frank.

[handmaiden]

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Walter Mondale served with False Christian, Jimmy Carter, as his Vice President, chose a dago woman as his own vice presidential candidate when he ran for executive office (did he even want to win?) and was a staunch Democrat his entire life.

Well, Jesus gave him 93 years to repent of all that, but there is nothing in the news to suggest that he did so. Thus, it is "Choo, choo to you, Mr. Mondale!"


Enjoy your blistered skin and daily anal rapes, Fritz!

[Johny Joe Hold]

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Walter Mondale served with False Christian, Jimmy Carter, as his Vice President, chose a dago woman as his own vice presidential candidate when he ran for executive office (did he even want to win?) and was a staunch Democrat his entire life.
Well, Jesus gave him 93 years to repent of all that, but there is nothing in the news to suggest that he did so. Thus, it is "Choo, choo to you, Mr. Mondale!"
Enjoy your blistered skin and daily anal rapes, Fritz!

One of his obsessions was separating church and state. Ridiculous. We need more church in government, not less. Especially the faith of Landover Baptist. Our Church will run all government some day and the U.S. will sin less.

[handmaiden]

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One of his obsessions was separating church and state. Ridiculous. We need more church in government, not less. Especially the faith of Landover Baptist. Our Church will run all government some day and the U.S. will sin less.

Amen to that Brother Mayor! Our hold over laws on the local, state and federal level will make it more difficult to sin and/or punish it severely so that people won't wish to take the risk.

Of course, we can't force people to stop sinning altogether because people have to give their hearts to Christ for that. But if people won't accept Jesus and the real threat of hell, then we have to make a little hell here on Earth for them.

Even if that isn't enough to get them Saved(c), we have the satisfaction of knowing that we tried and that The Lord doesn't have to look down upon more sins being committed in open defiance of Him.

[Leviprochessus_666]

nobody Expects the spanish inquisition

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