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  • Johny Joe Hold
    Mayor of Freehold
     
    • Feb 2010
    • 12294

    #2956
    Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

    Originally posted by handmaiden View Post
    The woman married to Mr. Rogers--if it was a legal, proper marriage--died.
    I don't know much about her, but I do know the Mr. Rogers used to assure children that nobody could see the thoughts inside their heads and that their thoughts were theirs and theirs alone.
    This contradicts almost everything that the Bible stands for. Over and over, its words tell us that God sees inside our hearts and will reward or punish us according to what He finds in there.
    Mr. Rogers was one of the most dangerous men who ever lived and now his widow is joining him in Hell. I hope they enjoy getting burned by molten lava in between being sodomized with a pitchfork.
    I saw that news item too. Thank goodness for this hell train. It puts sinners on the path to their rightful destination.
    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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    • Ezekiel Bathfire
      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
      Christ's Rottweiler
       
      • Jan 2008
      • 22827

      #2957
      Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

      Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
      He told the press the President takes a hair growth medicine.



      I wouldn't believe a word of that: It is clear from the above that the "doctor" himself was obssessed (probably addicted to) "hair growth medicine"
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      • Isabella White
        True Christian™ Icon of Feminine Virtue
         
        • Mar 2019
        • 4276

        #2958
        Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

        Apparently, a famous "rock music" producer by the name of Philip Spector, has died. I can't say that I had heard of him, except for something about a court case a few years ago, somewhere. Anyway, he's on the train. Good riddance to another sinner who refused to accept the precious of for salvation from the wages of sinful, worldly music.
        (Mrs.) Isabella White

        Hebrews 10:19 " Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "

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        • Joanna Lytton-Vasey
          True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
           
          • Jul 2014
          • 8356

          #2959
          Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

          Originally posted by Isabella White View Post
          Apparently, a famous "rock music" producer by the name of Philip Spector, has died. I can't say that I had heard of him, except for something about a court case a few years ago, somewhere. Anyway, he's on the train. Good riddance to another sinner who refused to accept the precious of for salvation from the wages of sinful, worldly music.
          Wasn't it him who murdered Lana Turner? No matter. AT LAST this egregious sinner has Fallen off the Wall of Sound into the Lake of Fire!
          Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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          • Jim Farmer
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2014
            • 2293

            #2960
            Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

            Help!! The Demons have infected my computer. Please send Landover's best computer disinfectors now! Every time I try to go to page 149 of this thread, it leaves me still on page 148. My computer has been taken over - probably by agents of Biden! Or the gay virus!
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            • Mary Etheldreda
              Gushing for Jesus
               
              • Sep 2011
              • 23765

              #2961
              Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

              Baseball legend Hank Aaron, hops on the HELL TRAIN!! WOO-WOO!!!
              He was the last active major leaguer who began his career in the Negro Leagues.

              His brother Tommie was his teammate on the Braves for much of his career.

              He has the 3rd most hits all time behind Pete Rose and Ty Cobb.

              He has the most hits all time for anyone who was never suspended for gambling.

              He still holds the all time records for RBIs and total bases.

              He set the all time home run record despite never hitting 50 home runs in a season. He set the record based on consistency and longevity. He had 40+ home runs in 8 seasons and 30+ in 15 seasons.
              All of which gets him DIDDLY SQUAT in HELL!

              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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              • handmaiden
                Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
                True Christian™
                • May 2010
                • 11182

                #2962
                Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                Maybe, just maybe, if he had been willing to acknowledge the Bible's views on the proper status of the races and accepted his place, then Jesus could have entered his heart so that he could be Saved©.

                But, no. He would not accept his ordained place as a child of Ham. He thought that he was equal to the White Man and had the right to play in the same league. Now, he is the equal of every sinner sent to Hell.

                Was it worth it, Hank? I bet if you could stop screaming in agony for just a second you might be able to answer.
                His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

                Guns For God and the Economy

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                • Basilissa
                  South of the Border outreach program
                  True Christian™
                   
                  • Mar 2013
                  • 12903

                  #2963
                  Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                  Didn't he die just after receiving the new "vaccine" against the newest Plague of God?

                  That's how we know God sent the Plague to punish sinners. The vaccine is useless against Will of God.
                  God created fossils to test our faith.

                  * * *

                  My favorite LBC sermons:
                  True Christians are Perfect!
                  True Christian™ Love.
                  Salvation™ made Easy!
                  You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                  Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                  Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                  Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                  Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                  The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                  Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                  God HATES Rational Thinking!
                  True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                  • James Hutchins
                    True Christian™
                    Just a Regular Nice Guy
                     
                    • Jun 2009
                    • 29433

                    #2964
                    Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                    Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                    Baseball legend Hank Aaron, hops on the HELL TRAIN!! WOO-WOO!!!
                    He was the last active major leaguer who began his career in the Negro Leagues.

                    His brother Tommie was his teammate on the Braves for much of his career.

                    He has the 3rd most hits all time behind Pete Rose and Ty Cobb.

                    He has the most hits all time for anyone who was never suspended for gambling.

                    He still holds the all time records for RBIs and total bases.

                    He set the all time home run record despite never hitting 50 home runs in a season. He set the record based on consistency and longevity. He had 40+ home runs in 8 seasons and 30+ in 15 seasons.
                    All of which gets him DIDDLY SQUAT in HELL!

                    I heard he stole bases as well. Typical day-shine
                    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                    • Johny Joe Hold
                      Mayor of Freehold
                       
                      • Feb 2010
                      • 12294

                      #2965
                      Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                      Larry King, finally. His sin went on too long, 87 years old. Like so many sinful old geezers, Jesus gave him covid.

                      Larry King was called a "giant" in broadcasting. He could have used his decades of reaching to public to spread the message of Jesus Christ. But no, he was a Jew and, of course, denied killing Jesus. Later in life he avoided his responsibility of spreading the good news of Jesus by claiming to be an agnostic.

                      The HELL train has one more passenger today.

                      Larry King, broadcasting giant for half-century, dies at 87 (msn.com)
                      Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                      • handmaiden
                        Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
                        True Christian™
                        • May 2010
                        • 11182

                        #2966
                        Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                        Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
                        Larry King, finally. His sin went on too long, 87 years old. Like so many sinful old geezers, Jesus gave him covid.

                        Larry King was called a "giant" in broadcasting. He could have used his decades of reaching to public to spread the message of Jesus Christ. But no, he was a Jew and, of course, denied killing Jesus. Later in life he avoided his responsibility of spread the good news of Jesus by claiming to be an agnostic.

                        The HELL train has one more passenger today.

                        Larry King, broadcasting giant for half-century, dies at 87 (msn.com)

                        Every image that I have seen of him in the past five years indicates that he died a decade ago.
                        His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

                        Guns For God and the Economy

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                        • Johny Joe Hold
                          Mayor of Freehold
                           
                          • Feb 2010
                          • 12294

                          #2967
                          Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                          Originally posted by handmaiden View Post
                          Every image that I have seen of him in the past five years indicates that he died a decade ago.
                          There is an injustice when a rich Jew or "agnostic" as he called himself dies. He was thought have $120 million.

                          Those millions should not go to his many children. When a Jew sinner like him dies and so clearly has a seat on the Hell Train his money should go to those fighting sin. I'm thinking specifically about Landover Baptist Church. We could save many souls with $120 million.
                          Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                          • Mary Etheldreda
                            Gushing for Jesus
                             
                            • Sep 2011
                            • 23765

                            #2968
                            Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                            CLORIS LEACHMAN
                            DEAD AT 94


                            Her career spanned 70 years, long after her womb dried up and she threw away her opportunity to disgorge an army sons for the LORD. Many remember her from the hussy Mary Tyler Moore show, or Young Frankenstein, but she will forever be cursed by having done that porn with Jack Black.

                            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                            • MitzaLizalor
                              Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2010
                              • 14136

                              #2969
                              Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                              The Bible explains how much Jesus suffered to set us free from idols. There remain people however who laugh in His face and persist with making idols anyway. Some of them may never have heard The Gospel but when we see Bibles surrounded by idols and their worship (whatever it's called) we know that it's part of a deliberate attempt to mock Christ.

                              Christopher Plummer (December 13, 1929 – February 5, 2021) chose to make a sympathetic case for one such idolator, von Trapp, so enmired that when his wife died he sought out a replacement from the veriest acme of idols which I'm not going to name, a course of action no person accepting Christ would ever do.

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                              • Isabella White
                                True Christian™ Icon of Feminine Virtue
                                 
                                • Mar 2019
                                • 4276

                                #2970
                                Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                                Well, another "entertainer" has now hopped on the train to eternal . I did not know the name, but I recognized her when the news said that Mary Wilson, one of the founding members of a "singing" group called The Supremes, has died -- in her sins, I might add. Aren't they the girls who sang a song called "Stop! In the Name of Love"? Well, if she shares any responsibility in that, then she will now know that there is no way she "stop" her eternal torment in the fiery pit, which is exactly where she belongs, for ignoring the saving of , the .

                                Romans 6:23 "For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of is eternal life through our ."

                                Matthew 25:41 "“Then he will say to those on his left, ‘Depart from me, you cursed, into the eternal fire prepared for the devil and his angels."

                                Apart from that, maybe we can get some peace and quiet now that one more noise-maker is gone. And, she will be eating her own words now -- "Living in Shame" -- for rejecting !

                                (Mrs.) Isabella White

                                Hebrews 10:19 " Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "

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