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  • Roland
    Obese Swedish Meatball
    Delusional Forum Member
    • May 2014
    • 2189

    #3121
    Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

    Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
    These commies just have to bring up the Zen - purely to mock Christ.
    Maybe his vice was that he always smiled. I could live with that.
    Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

    Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.

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    • MitzaLizalor
      Completely CRAZY for the Lord
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2010
      • 14159

      #3122
      Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

      Any news on P. J. O'Rourke?

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      • Didymus Much
        Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
        • Jun 2010
        • 14076

        #3123
        Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

        Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
        Any news on P. J. O'Rourke?
        Joined Ivan Reitman, sadly.

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        • Dr. Anthony J. Toole
          An old soul
          True Christian™
          • Aug 2013
          • 4850

          #3124
          Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

          Jesus has decided enough's enough and given Austrian intellectual and spinball catcher Shane Warne the finger. Howzat maaate? Hope you like your shrimp extra toasty. The amount of smut and trash talk in the Southern Hemisphere has noticeably decreased overnight.

          Legendary Australia leg-spinner Shane Warne, one of the greatest cricketers of all time, has died of a suspected heart attack aged 52.
          • Sri Lankan off-spinning great Muttiah Muralitharan, with 800 dismissals, has taken more Test wickets than Warne.

          • [H]e was sent home the day before the 2003 tournament started after testing positive for a banned diuretic and served a one-year ban from the sport.
          If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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          • Joanna Lytton-Vasey
            True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
             
            • Jul 2014
            • 8362

            #3125
            Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

            Originally posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole View Post
            Jesus has decided enough's enough and given Austrian intellectual and spinball catcher Shane Warne the finger. Howzat maaate? Hope you like your shrimp extra toasty. The amount of smut and trash talk in the Southern Hemisphere has noticeably decreased overnight.
            In a double smiting, Our Beloved Lord removed yet another yodeling catcher on the very same day - farewell, Rodney Marsh. This is proof of God's mercy, for will surely be a relief from the mock-Tudor horrors of his hometown, Armastadt.
            Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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            • Dr. Anthony J. Toole
              An old soul
              True Christian™
              • Aug 2013
              • 4850

              #3126
              Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

              Originally posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey View Post
              In a double smiting, Our Beloved Lord removed yet another yodeling catcher on the very same day - farewell, Rodney Marsh.
              Rumor has it Shiiiney was on a bender after hearing the news about Rod Marsh, so Jesus is two-fer today. RIP-PPAAA!
              If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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              • Isabella White
                True Christian™ Icon of Feminine Virtue
                 
                • Mar 2019
                • 4278

                #3127
                Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                Is William Hurt a name that means anything to people? I've never heard of him. But, when I was watching the local Fox News affiliate this afternoon, they mentioned that a ywood actor by the name of William Hurt had died. Honestly, if the name isn't Cary Grant, then I'm afraid I'm not in tune with today's stars. Anyway, this Hurt chap is hurting in a major way, now that he's on the Train to — where he belongs.

                William Hurt, the Academy Award-winning actor known for Kiss of the Spider Woman and his appearances in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, has reportedly died. He was 71.

                The actor died Sunday of natural causes, surrounded by family, according to a social media statement from his son Will Hurt, per Deadline. Hurt was previously diagnosed with terminal prostate cancer that spread to the bone.
                https://people.com/movies/william-hu...-star-dies-71/

                Kiss of the Spider Woman? What in tarnation is that about? It's no wonder he's going to be burning for eternity!

                Exodus 22:19 "Whosoever lieth with a beast shall surely be put to death."
                (Mrs.) Isabella White

                Hebrews 10:19 " Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "

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                • handmaiden
                  Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
                  True Christian™
                  • May 2010
                  • 11227

                  #3128
                  Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                  Is this him, Sister? And why is it that I have heard so many people describe him as good looking?





                  He looks as though he should have passed on decades ago.
                  His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

                  Guns For God and the Economy

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                  • Isabella White
                    True Christian™ Icon of Feminine Virtue
                     
                    • Mar 2019
                    • 4278

                    #3129
                    Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                    Originally posted by handmaiden View Post
                    Is this him, Sister? And why is it that I have heard so many people describe him as good looking?



                    He looks as though he should have passed on decades ago.
                    My goodness, dear Sister Handmaiden! I have absolutely no clue of the person in the photograph that you've provided so kindly. But, I do agree that it looks like the gentleman has been dead for a while now.

                    Heavens above; I really am not up-to-date with the stars of today. I haven't paid much attention to anyone from ywood since the days of:



                    Or:



                    And, of course:



                    Oh, I must find my salts, Dear — I'm afraid that last one has had an effect!
                    (Mrs.) Isabella White

                    Hebrews 10:19 " Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "

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                    • Romeo Rovagnati
                      Jesuit Insurgency Operative
                      Forum Member
                      • Aug 2016
                      • 632

                      #3130
                      Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                      A member of the music group called "Poo Fighters" died at 50.

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                      • Virginia Day Templeton
                        Christ's Battle Axe
                         
                        • Dec 2006
                        • 2827

                        #3131
                        Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                        Originally posted by Romeo Rovagnati View Post
                        A member of the music group called "Poo Fighters" died at 50.
                        Vaxed and boosted, no doubt, as well as a “former” junkie. Wonder which needle it was that got him.
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                        • Dennis Lukes
                          Innkeeper for Christ
                          True Christian™
                          • Dec 2018
                          • 2376

                          #3132
                          Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                          Madeleine Albright got her ticket punched, following not too shortly on the heels of the brown guy with the glasses. I hope Hillary Clinton and John Kerry are shivering in their boots; seems God might be focusing on striking down his former enemies from the State Department.
                          I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
                          Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
                          But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
                          From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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                          • WilliamJenningsBryan
                            True Christian™
                             
                            • Jan 2007
                            • 9384

                            #3133
                            Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                            Originally posted by Dennis Lukes View Post
                            Madeleine Albright got her ticket punched, following not too shortly on the heels of the brown guy with the glasses. I hope Hillary Clinton and John Kerry are shivering in their boots; seems God might be focusing on striking down his former enemies from the State Department.
                            Warmonger Madeleine Albright was responsible for starting the wars in Balkans, Serbia, and Kosovo. She's going to meet up with some people down there that have some scores to settle with her.

                            As to the Clintons, it's becoming harder to get life insurance for anyone that even just knows them.
                            Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                            brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                            ...and get off my lawn
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                            • Johny Joe Hold
                              Mayor of Freehold
                               
                              • Feb 2010
                              • 12347

                              #3134
                              Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                              Dede Robertson, Pat Robertson's wife died yesterday. We have to be honest about Dede. Their first baby, Tim, was born only 10 weeks after they were married. From this we know Dede seduced Pat. While good deeds attributed to Dede have piled up, the sin she committed before marriage gives her a seat on the Hell Train.
                              Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                              • MitzaLizalor
                                Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2010
                                • 14159

                                #3135
                                Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                                I noticed some very non-Biblical ideas coming from those quarters. Also some sound material, but say if I didn't murder anyone (Biblically sound) while promoting the views of geologists regarding "continental drift" (which contradict Biblical teaching) or why there's a volcano going off somewhere? What would my spiritual status be?

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