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  • #271
    Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

    These woman has made so many apologies to homersexural lewdness and depravity, that she has gained a place in the train for every single movie she's made, even God tried to stop her by giving her throat cancer, and she insists!

    The Hell is alive with the sound of your punishment, witch!
    Bringing Geology back to Christ!

    I believe Dr. Hovind to be completely innocent of the alleged crime of "tax evasion", and furthermore believe Hovind's 10 year sentence to be patently unjust and based upon an effort to silence his ministry.

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    • #272
      Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

      Hippies!! AARRGGH!


      They're all holding tickets to the Grateful dead rail car to HELL!!

      Get ready to join your leader:

      Jerry Garcia:
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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      • #273
        Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

        Ugh, hippies are so ugly and nasty! It makes me wonder how they manage to find mates and procreate.
        Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
        in 2016

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        • #274
          Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

          Originally posted by revrggreen View Post
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          That's actually pretty funny. "I knew it!" - Voldemort *Giggles*
          This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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          • #275
            Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

            Friends, the following looks like the picture of Dorian Gray. This heathen woman has seduced and corrupted an entire generation with her Satanic siren sounds. She has spent a lifetime supporting LIEbral causes and has converted more men to homerism that any other single source. This recent photograph clearly reveals that this woman is on the high speed bullet train to HELL - - -

            WHOOOSSSSSSSH


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            Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
            brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
            ...and get off my lawn
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            • #276
              Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

              And for her performance at the Gay Games: Ms Lauper who will run, with wrists flopping, to catch the train.
              Last edited by Ezekiel Bathfire; 05-24-2008, 09:08 PM.
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              “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

              Author of such illuminating essays as,
              Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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              • #277
                Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                • #278
                  Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                  Think you can look like a goth transvestite? You should better believe in Hell after such a life...

                  Bringing Geology back to Christ!

                  I believe Dr. Hovind to be completely innocent of the alleged crime of "tax evasion", and furthermore believe Hovind's 10 year sentence to be patently unjust and based upon an effort to silence his ministry.

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                  • #279
                    Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                    And if stomach cancer is not a punishment from God for sin, I don't know what one is... Think you can portrait disrespectful, independent almost-feminazi characters and you'll get away with it? Thinking you can make men all over the planet lust after your deceitful female forms?, hope you enjoy the Bloodriver in Hell, it is wider than a mile, I tell you that!

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                    Bringing Geology back to Christ!

                    I believe Dr. Hovind to be completely innocent of the alleged crime of "tax evasion", and furthermore believe Hovind's 10 year sentence to be patently unjust and based upon an effort to silence his ministry.

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                    • #280
                      Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                      Everybody likes "Uncle" Walter Cronkite, do they? Well, JESUS doesn't care much for "Funny Uncle" Wally, the touch-feely old twit!

                      Here, 93 years of age already, "Uncle" Walter contemplates his future descent into The Depths of HELL:



                      Choo-CHOO, ya old homer!!!

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                      • #281
                        I have the perfect idea, I'll kill you all so you can all meet Jesus faster, because I'm sure you just can't wait to meet him
                        Sure your not supposed to kill, but I'm sure Jesus will understand that I acted as a shepard to guide his favorite forumers to him

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                        • #282
                          Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                          Are you threatening mass murder? Do you have enough bullets?
                          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                          • #283
                            no I'm giving you the opportunity to meet Jesus faster
                            you don't have to go through with it though
                            but then again I couldn't commit suicide after it, or I'd go to hell, and all that time in prison when I could help people instead, migt as well not do it
                            sorry about that

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                            • #284
                              Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                              Stop that train--I want on!
                              Last edited by Roberta; 05-18-2008, 11:24 AM.
                              Come climb my mountains.

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                              • #285
                                Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                                Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
                                Ugh, hippies are so ugly and nasty! It makes me wonder how they manage to find mates and procreate.
                                Drugging up innocent young blonde Catholic girls until they don't know any better, that's how.
                                Originally posted by Deus Ex Machina View Post
                                no I'm giving you the opportunity to meet Jesus faster
                                Sorry, I already met Him the day He came into my heart.
                                O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                                God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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